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Clips from 30 Rock - Cleveland (S01E01)

"I'll take this one, too."
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"We've just won the auction rights to a fantastic collection of Chinese erotica."
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"My Princeton roommate did it the right way."
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"You could have lunch, go shopping. Here."
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""I'm on my grind"'? Is that a..."
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"You're never gonna lose a job to a guy named Garkel."
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"- I can't believe you've never seen it. - Classic."
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"Kill da wabbit"
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"What is she after?""
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"And you're the lady at home who watches it."
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"And Michael McDonald is denying permission to record any of his songs."
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"Temple University. Dr. Cosby is sending a message!"
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"I would've gone to that fundraiser at the Clintons'."
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"Do you have that credit card?"
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"Big Creek Parkway."
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"Harsh? I'm done. The Black Crusaders want to make an example out of me."
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"I'm not gonna ask you who that is."
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"Right. Make fun of me all you want, Liz Lemon."
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"I know the movie is important to you"
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"We have an attraction that can only be described as..."
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"wolf like, lupine."
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"Oh, brother. Tracy?"
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"Come out. Nobody is trying to get you."
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"Have you seen the cover of this month's "Oprah Magazine"'?"
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"Would you also prescribe something for Tracy"
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"- What hot spot's got the hippest groove? - Cleveland"
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"Would you like to pet a real police horse?"
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"Terminal Tower soars up in the sky"
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"I say, Cleveland, hello"
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"I'm sure he'll show up."
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"The top law firm in Cleveland wants me,"
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"And then I had lunch with Little Richard."
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"but I'm sure you could find a job at one of the local TV stations."
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"Yes, ma'am. I tried all six of his cell phones."
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"Why am I doing this when I could be happy living in Cleveland?"
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"No, you're not."
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"Yeah, we're all models west of the Allegheny."
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"What is this?"
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"No, you're not."
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"And are all your ex-boyfriends rich older gentlemen?"
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"- Oh, I bet he is. - You don't know anything about me!"
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"So back off!"
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"Hello? Liz Lemon? It's me."
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"Stacy Gordan."
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"I want to thank you for everything you've done."
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"No. It was a crazy idea to begin with."
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"If the whole world moved to their favourite vacation spots,"
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"You still haven't answered my question."
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"And I think she takes care of you."
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"I think she's weird, and I don't like her."
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"And you shouldn't marry her, Jack. Please don't marry her."
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"What? No. No, no, no."
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"Phoebe, darling, Lemon was just leaving."
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"By the hammer of Thor. Can you afford this place?"
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"Like "get away with murdering my first wife" kind of dough."
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"See, now, I could hang a huge TV right there."
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"You could get that third humidifier you always dreamed about."
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"Slow down. I'm not ready to move my humidifiers yet."
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"Oh, I know. I don't mean right away."
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"I just meant... someday, hopefully."
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"Yeah, good. Someday."
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"But for now, I got a great job, a kick-ass girlfriend."
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"I deserve an apartment to match. And I think this is definitely it."
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"My son Akhmed will keep his motorcycles here."
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"Thanks for coming."
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"- Oh, welcome back. How was Paris? - Paris was fantastic."
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"We stayed in this little place in the Seventh that Phoebe knew about."
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"I'm Phoebe. We've met before."
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"Jack proposed to me outside your office."
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"Yes. No. I remember you. Hi."
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"Hi. Well, I should go."
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"Pick out a good one for me."
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"Careful. Bye."
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"- So, have you guys set a date? - Yes, we have. May 18th."
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"That's Bianca's wedding date. It was my idea."
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"- That's fast. - There are no rules in love, Lemon."
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"He dated his college girlfriend for 13 years,"
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"and the marriage didn't last eight months. And now he's a post-op transgender."
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"Will you look at that? Phoebe reset my watch to New York time"
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"while I was sleeping on the plane. She really is a wonderful girl."
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"And I do hope the two of you get to know each other better."
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"OK. Sure."
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"Why don't you have a girls' day out? Take Jenna with you."
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"- Take my gold card. - Oh, it's heavy."
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"It's made of gold."
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"- They turned me down, Liz Lemon. - Who?"
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"The damn bank."
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"- They didn't want to pay for that? - It's all right."
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"- The movie's just a small part of my plan. - What plan?"
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""Tracy Jordan Comeback." I'm doing a comedy tour,"
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"- a Michael McDonald cover album. - Oh, boy. I don't know, Tra."
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"I don't think of you as a great multitasker."
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"What can I do? I'm on my grind."
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"I'm gonna have so much money my grandkids are gonna play lacrosse."
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"Lacrosse, Liz Lemon."
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"There he is. It's the Floydster."
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"Heard you had your final interview, and I wanted to put in a good word."
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"All right. That should put me over the top."
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"Oh, you're already there."
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"The other candidate is an outsider, and we like to promote from within."
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"Plus, his name is Alan Garkel."
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"Did someone say my name?"
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"Yeah. You're not gonna beat that."
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"Carl's trying to kill the gophers."
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"But then the explosion knocks Danny's ball into the hole,"
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"and he wins the tournament. And that is the plot of "Caddyshack.""
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"- Jeez. I'm sorry. - Oh, you like Wagner."
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"No, I like Elmer Fudd."
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"Kill da wabbit Kill da wabbit"
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"My parents were both poets, so I don't really get it."
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"So, this has just been a whirlwind romance for you."
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"Just a whirl of wind."
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"I know what you must be thinking."
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""What kind of a woman marries a man she hardly knows?"
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"No. No, no. I don't think that."
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"I completely get it... why you would want to marry Jack."
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"I'd marry Jack in a heartbeat."
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"I would have a three-way with two Jacks."
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"You need to cool it."
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"Let's face it. At our age, we can't afford to waste anytime."
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