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Clips from Clone High - A.D.D.: The Last 'D' Is for Disorder (S01E01)

"ADD?"
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"No, it's ADD, Attention Deficit Disorder."
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"You also have ADHD, its hyperactive cousin."
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"This one?"
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"Oh, feel it! Firm!"
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"but she's a realy glood dancer."
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"Let's lock him up like a diabetic!"
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"Wow, salt and pepper?"
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"Up high, Lincoln Continental!"
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"Best dudes forever, Abe?"
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"Go ahead. I'm here for you."
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"recently broke up with my er,"
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"His power is the in the mix! I haven't slept in 78 hours."
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"ADD is not infectious."
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"If everyone keeps treating Gandhi like a contagious freak,"
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"- You think I was born yesterday? - Who likes cheese?"
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"♪ I'm an ordinary guy ♪"
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"Hey, let's all accept Gandhi and shun Abe instead!"
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"They were supposed to send it to me,"
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"My friend has ADD,"
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"stand up for what's right,and bring me back a funnel cake!"
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"We're 107FM, with a mix of fresh Christian jams, slam first!"
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"♪ Don't give in to the heat. ♪"
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"♪ Remember the memories. ♪"
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"This bent wire better not cause an overbite, or in three to five years, I'm gonna--"
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"Can't you see I'm wearing a cardigan?"
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"♪ Remember the memories. ♪"
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"♪ Dreaming and crying, ♪"
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"♪ Time to laugh and shiver and Cry ♪"
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"I fit the entire freshman class into just ten lockers!"
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"♪ Remember your heart, ♪"
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"♪ Remember the memories. ♪"
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"Hey, check out this extra flabby skin on my elbow!"
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"♪ Did you hear, did you hear? ♪"
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"♪ Life is only a game ♪"
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"♪ Clone High, Clone High ♪"
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"I did, but I didn't say anything."
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"and you're a mere butler slash vice principal slash dehumidifier,"
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"Sorry, I'm late, but somebody forgot to tell El Gandhisimo we had practice."
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"I don't want the power of this sweater no more!"
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"Whee! It's experimental surgery time!"
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"♪ Two stars, worlds apart. ♪"
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"♪ And made amusing genetic copies ♪"
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"♪ Now the clones are sexy teens, now ♪"
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"♪ Once we were warriors ♪"
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"I became a cynical, angst-ridden goth girl."
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"- Aw, your impressions are awesome. - Uh, spaz?"
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"laughed so hard in my life."
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"Perfect!"
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"This year, the theme for the awareness fair is..."
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"And for a fundraiser,"
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"Gandhi'll take a little sugar right now."
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"JFK'll take a little sugar right now!"
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"That was so hot."
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"The girls definitely won't walk away from our kissing booth disappointed."
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"More like your uh opened mouth kissing booth!"
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"You know my policy regarding fatties."
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"Well I'm tired of making exceptions, hussy!"
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"And I'm tired of playing second fiddle to that pooch!"
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"Cleo, uh, what're you doing here?"
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"How do you mean?"
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"Actually, Abe, flowers are just the reproductive organs of plants."
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"It's so much more open than closed mouth kissing."
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"We're taking a test!"
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"Rhythm is everywhere!"
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"It's true, it's everywhere!"
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"Darn it, Gandhi, I've had with your constant fidgeting!"
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"I'm seventy percent sure that farting noise came from you."
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"Quit fidgeting, boy!"
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"Impulsiveness, hyperactivity, short attention span."
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"Am I..."
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"♪ Did you hear, Did you hear? ♪"
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"♪ ADD! ♪"
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"And then God told her to make the Frenchies fight the Englisses, you know,"
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"If it's Ricky Martin, don't tell me hey, don't tell me."
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"Hey, take a hit, relax."
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"Saint Paul's..."
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"on California kings all weekend long!"
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"Marie Curie's mutated DNA may have left her grotesquely deformed,"
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"The Solid Gandhi Dancers?"
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"But I'm the treasurer!"
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"Now, I may be blind,"
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"making decisions based on fear, and ignorance."
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"Now when I left the house this evening,"
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"Settle, the bevested principal has the answer!"
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"Abe, you've gotta help me!"
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"C'mon Abe, it's me."
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"Don't you know me?"
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"Fine."
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"Gandhi, no!"
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"it wasn't because I don't care about you."
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"It was because I didn't wanna touch you."
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"Yeah, I already called ahead to the lipblam shelter."
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"You work here?"
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"Oh, I always make time to teach kids the facts about ADD."
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"Lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book."
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"Well that's discrimination!"
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"Hey, do you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?"
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"♪ I'm flap flap flapping my albatross wings, ♪"
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"Jeez, that guy's like 45!"
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"We're not the invincible gods that teen magazines would have you believe."
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"When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons"
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"You really helped that boy."
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"I did."
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"And without the sweater vest!"
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"Jerome wants you to forgive him for hooking up with Lupé at Trey's party."
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"His power is in the mix."
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"No."
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"Anyone for coffee, anyone?"
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"Like Mr Green so eloquently said,"
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"It's an awareness unfair."
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"Wow, Abe."
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"Gandhi? Get on up here and dance!"
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"And what will become of Gandhi?"
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"but there's this guy at work who totally hates me."
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"Cleopatra voted with her student body."
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"- God is always with you. - Did you say something?"
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"But you know you have to do what he tells you hey,"
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"But not too firm, just like the Lord!"
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"- I'm worried about Gandhi. - Me too."
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