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Clips from Clone High - Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand (S01E01)

"who just happens to be honest."
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"Son. If we don't enforce the drinking age,"
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"Acceptance."
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"You know Abe, I've been thinking,"
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"♪ Way way back in the 1980s' ♪"
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"I spent all summer on my high fives and my finger snaps."
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"But we're paying you to monitor these clones as closely as possible,"
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"so if you want to keep your job, you can either write a report"
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"It's time for the presidential fitness test!"
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"but dammit, I still care."
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"Uh no, no, I'm not at a party,"
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"Whassup, fellow students?"
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"It's so hard to choose."
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"Ooh, and sleep with him right away,"
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"Oh! Dammit. Great."
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"That is a funny story. Mr Butlertron."
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"and you had me transferred to another home?"
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"on your own buttock and pretend it's a woman's breast."
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"but soon someone else will make an even bigger ass of themselves,"
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"Joan of Arc! On top!"
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"Oh yeah. Steamed vegetables. What'd mama make for you?"
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"- Like an old friend, you know-- - Nope. Cleo. Only Cleo."
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"Do I know you?"
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"Which is fine, with me."
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"They're just delightfully eccentric."
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"All right, they're geeks, but we have better things to do"
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"I can't believe we got Elanor Roosevelt as a gym teacher."
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"Okay, how the hell am I gonna get that beer?"
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"Yeah, but if you think about it, it would still be a pretty sweet party."
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"Carl, it is not his fault."
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"Death maze, huh?"
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"It was hot."
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"we're just really busy here at the teen hotline!"
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"The people were clamouring to make asses of themselves,"
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"but now I'm seeing you as a cool guy"
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"Besides illegal?"
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"Well that's two, which is all we can fit in the squad car."
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"to the awkwardness and the emotional insecurity of today's youth!"
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"Thanks, Van Gough."
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"Gandhi provides some sort of comic relief."
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"Forgot to wash my hands!"
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"You seem to have this compulsion to "nail" Cleo."
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"That's me. Cool, honest Abe."
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"Too slow!"
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"Uh, of course."
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"The only way I can..."
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"Well, choosing between a jerk who's good for your image"
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"We've gotta get to that party."
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"♪ Time to laugh and shiver and Cry ♪"
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"Don't know why."
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"and removes plaque from hard to brush areas."
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"I guess what I'm trying to say is,"
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"Lincoln!"
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"I'll title it, "What's It's Like To Be A Teenage Clone""
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"Like talkin', Of Arc?"
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"if you'll help me with a report I'm writing."
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"Oh, uh, I'm scared."
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"Are you sure this is the best way to do research?"
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"I guess you proved to him you understand"
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"Let. Them. Go."
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"'Cause you're not invited."
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"Well... I dislike being tied to a chair."
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"♪ Loving learning challenge judging ♪"
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"♪ Clone High, Clone High ♪"
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"The greatest minds the world has ever known!"
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"Well I think I'll just jump of this balcony in case she--"
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"I need some time to be alone!"
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"And, flossing keeps gums healthy"
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"After consulting, a random person on the telephone,"
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"Coffee, Wesley?"
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"♪ They're gonna make it if they try ♪"
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"You can't even tell, Mr Sheepman."
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"But where, can I find, the mist?"
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"Hey man, Gandhi's anti-violence, not anti-comedy."
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"Maybe one of us just needs to make the first move."
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"Oh, Abe. It's like there's a tin can phone"
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"And these pot stickers aren't made with real crab, are they?"
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"Well from now on, I'll be more sensitive"
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"♪ Now the clones are sexy teens, now ♪"
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"Oh, I was in the maze once."
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"Hiya, Kennedy."
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"You over twenty-one?"
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"I hate this school."
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"maybe it's the beer talking."
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"Thanks, Mr B."
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"Bobby!"
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"Perhaps you'll learn some respect"
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"Not exactly."
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"Good title. It draws the reader in"
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"That no good cheating tramp!"
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"You know Abe,"
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"Hasn't anyone here grown at all?"
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"- You were thinkin' it. - I know."
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"you know, you take for granted..."
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"I admire her commitment to community service."
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"Anyone for scones?"
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"Rocking!"
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"Yeah, pysched for the rager, j-JFK. Dawg."
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"So, uh, you're not."
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"To my party!"
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"What?"
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"carpool to JFK's party, you know,"
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"I just love underage drinking."
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"Tell them they heard you wrong."
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"No."
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"Miss Of Arc!"
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"I think I'll take my shirt off."
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"to skip the party and work the hotline tonight."
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"Sure, I buckled under the pressure of living up to the original Gandhi"
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"and became a non stop... party machine,"
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"Hey everybody, it's me, Abe!"
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"Look, I'll talk to you when you can stop crying."
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"Well congratulations, Abe."
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"I'm a pony."
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"You underestimate me, my metal friend."
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"I'm sorry uh, Van Gough, could you speak up?"
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"You wouldn't understand."
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"What good would that do?"
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"You make it sound so simple."
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"I love you."
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