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Clips from Peep Show - The William Morris Years (S09E09)

"Everyone!"
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"ALL: # I just want to fuck and suck all the whole night through. #"
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"♪ I love cocaine I love cocaine... ♪"
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"and it's like, when is it going to happen for me, you know?"
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"Probably never. Right."
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"What are your actual chances of making a living as an artist?"
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"I don't know, like, not very high? Exactly. Not very high."
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"Jez, I want to go full horrible. Take me to the nasties."
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"Look, I'm a life coach,"
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"'Mm, I've said "body", she'll be thinking about my body.'"
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"'Scuse me there, mate. Fuck off! I heard The Strokes before you."
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"Ha! It DID degenerate."
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"I knew it would."
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"All right, you're home now, let's get you on the futon."
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"Everyone does, but they're indestructible,"
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"so we are stuck with them."
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"You're living here with Super Hans and his fiancee, the three of you"
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"Yep. Oh, yep. So where do you...? Come on through."
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"It's a great space, extremely versatile."
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"I mean, it's not number one Hyde Park Palace,"
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"'This is the most pathetic sight known to man.'"
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"Don't even need to leave the tub."
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"just push the bag down, bang - the bog's right there."
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"Just kneel and piss directly down the plughole. It's my system."
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"system. And you haven't even seen the kitchen."
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"You've got a great set-up here."
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"'Mmm, toilet toast.' Jez, I need to..."
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"Oh, right, yeah, no problem, wicked. Will it be a longy or a shorty?"
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"A... No worries, you decide. Take your time."
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"That is the one small downside, but it's cool."
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"Right, well, you probably want to turn in."
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"Once Super Hans has finished his disgusting business."
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"I'll see you around."
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"Mark, we need to talk, there's something I need to say to you."
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"No, it's going to be a longy! But maybe not here."
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"'"Sorry, Mark. I'm sorry.""
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"'So simple, and yet it feels like if I say it,"
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"'OK, no need for an apology now, I'm back in."
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"'We'll just pick up where we left off.'"
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"Jerry? Jerry's a colleague from the bank. The bank?"
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"Johnson? Yep! And he's off the sauce."
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"Erm, unless you count tomato sauce."
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"Yes, he certainly likes a lot of tomato sauce on his chips!"
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"She was a miner from Moldova. A gold miner!"
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"So me and Mark are the Rebound Brothers. Boing!"
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"I'm the new improved you."
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"LAUGHTER STOPS"
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"He's using my mug, Mark. They're all my mugs, Jez."
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"Jerry's a William Morris fan, we both are."
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""or know to be useful.""
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"'I don't know why, but I HATE Jerry.'"
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"Hey, that's my duvet! I don't think so."
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"I've got work in the morning so I'd quite like to get to bed."
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"'and hold a breadstick like a big cigar.'"
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"'I'm out, Jerry's in - apology redundant.'"
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"Pretty sure that IS my duvet."
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"You don't perhaps wish to play the classic board game "Sorry!" No."
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"Or we could hunt for YouTube clips of the Ronnie Corbett sitcom "Sorry!""
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"while we ate some... 'Bit much?'"
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"Look, Mark, I know what you're getting at, but the fact is,"
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"that day with Dobby I had a... a medical brain attack."
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"I've got a note from the doctor, somewhere."
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"If I can find the bloody thing! Right."
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"You are not to blame for anything? Well, fine. Goodnight."
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"'Fine, I'll go, but before I do, I'm reclaiming the Falklands.'"
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"What are you doing? Taking my duvet, if that's cool."
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"No, it's not cool, Jerry needs it, it's not yours."
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"Fuck Jerry, it's mine! Jeremy, this isn't normal!"
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"It is, it's all totally normal!"
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"'There he goes, duvet cape man off to his toilet kitchen.'"
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"'Another night in the bath."
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"'look at that, I've got a sleeping bag AND a duvet.'"
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"'If this was the olden days, I'd be a billionaire.'"
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"Jez, I'm fucked, Molly found a wrap of coke in me pocket."
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"you're in the shit. You take the hit for me, mate? Please."
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"Jeremy? Is it true? The coke? Yes, yes, it's mine."
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"I brought some coke to the stag, even though Hans asked me"
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"Why was it in his pocket?"
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"Because he took it off me. Why? Why?"
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"Because he was trying to..."
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"spike people and drug little kids, and I was like, "No way, dude.""
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"Yeah, he was like, "Let's spike these shitheads","
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"Look, we've put up with a lot with you staying here..."
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"Yeah. ..but I think if we want the lifestyle we want..."
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"and, eh...I think you need to leave."
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"Can't I stay one more night? After everything I've done for you?"
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"Not just in the past, but like, REALLY RECENTLY."
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"You're a liar, and a pervert, and a scumbag,"
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"and I never want to see you again."
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"'Finally working at a bank,"
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"'and banks have turned into phone shops."
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"'and eat them off a prossie in the nude.'"
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"Yeah, great, actually, old pal. Oh, really?"
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"who's just walked into a high-class restaurant"
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"with a sausage dog on the end of his dick. Er, no."
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"I got something up all my visual display unit this morning, Mark."
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"Then I took a closer look,"
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"Right. I pulled strings to get you in, Mark."
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"If you look like a sausage dog fucker,"
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"'Got to get my dick out of the dog.'"
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"'But too worried about redundancy.'"
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"Hello, how hard can I shaft you today?"
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"'Jerry's sales record shits on mine. I need to sell a loan."
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"'Fuck, where's a good old-fashioned gullible idiot when you need one?'"
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"Mark?"
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"I felt a bit bad about the other night, so I got you a biscuit."
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"but I know you prefer me to call it a biscuit."
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"Uh-huh. The good thing is that to get, say, ?3,000,"
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"you'd pay just 21% APR."
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"Is that good? It's pretty good, yeah."
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"MARK CHUCKLES"
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"Yes, you've winkled me out. It is basically free."
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"is that you'd actually qualify as an F6. That sounds good."
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"It's a credit rating especially for people like you."
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"Ooh, I've got a credit rating! Yes, you have, Jez."
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"all you need is a reference from a landlord"
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"or a former landlord."
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"'Would you like to play capitalism?'"
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"Great. And now I'm all signed up,"
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"Yeah, I've moved out of Hans'."
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