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Clips from Peep Show - The William Morris Years (S09E09)

"'Here we go, Mr Big, the ex-provider of my cheddar.'"
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"'Relax, no recriminations on the stag."
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"Right, that's good that you're happy."
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"I mean, obviously not that happy, since Dobby moved to New York."
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"'Ugh! I did recriminations on the stag.' Yeah, right."
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"come in, you pair of fucking carb-loaders."
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"'Oh, my God, he's cleaned up for the wedding."
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"Oh, here we go, lads, more juice."
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"Delicious, Hans, I'm just not sure how much more juice"
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"I can manage, to be honest."
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"Sound tasty?"
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"Oh, no, I don't think so, love, we're not..."
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"No, mate, no! No."
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"Exactly, just to wet the whistle."
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"'That's right, get that big, old whistle really nice and wet.'"
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"♪ Oh, I just want to fuck and suck Fuck and suck... ♪"
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"Like, I'm really passionate about my art, but I'm stuck working here,"
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"All in good time, Hans."
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"so when I say sometimes you have to kill a dream to follow a dream,"
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"that's advice backed by a professional standards body."
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"I want Molly. I love Molly! She's not here, Hans."
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"This is...your room? The humidity is actually great for my chest."
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"I think of it as a sunken bed."
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"Yeah, that's probably a good way to think of it."
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"Ah, OK, that's a good..."
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"'There he goes, my other half, my better half, 'er indoors.'"
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"Jez, this is Jerry. Jerry, Jez."
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"HE CHUCKLES"
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"'The El Dude Brothers trump the Rebound Brothers,"
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"FORCED LAUGH"
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""Have nothing in your room that you do not believe to be beautiful"
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"'Watch him grovel live, while I swirl a brandy"
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"That's it? That's it."
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"I'll give you a twatting at Operation if you like."
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"I'll see you around, no doubt."
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"Well, no, I had to say it was yours, so..."
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"not to, and... But he refused to have any. Yeah."
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"He was like, "Come on!" And I was like, "No, no.""
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"and I was like, "No way." I couldn't see that happen. Spiking."
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"Yeah, look, sorry, Jez, but you're a bad influence,"
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"'I'm the Wolf of Wall Street."
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"'Look out, Boots! I'm going to by 100 meal deals"
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"Someone didn't get enough tomato sauce on his bacon butty."
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"Ha, yeah, he certainly needs a little more sauce."
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"'Ugh, just repeating the joke. I need to elaborate on the conceit!"
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"I mean, they call them cookies,"
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"And, er, you'd only need to repay 2% of the capital a month."
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"'If you want the loan to last 184 years.'"
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"But I get it without having to give you anything?"
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"And the interesting thing about you"
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"'The terminally ill and criminals who might flee to Thailand.'"
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"You have."
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"And to qualify for this loan,"
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"Unless... 'Homeless Jeremy. No!"
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"'Harden the heart! I'm moving on.'"
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"Look, Jez, you wouldn't want to live with me and Jerry."
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"than watching Civilisation with Kenneth Clark"
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"whilst eating artichokes and sea bream."
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"Without the goggle box. Maybe we should treat ourselves."
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"'the slim possibility a Viking might break down the door and rape me.'"
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"'So relentless, so satisfying yet unsatisfying."
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"'Like Cleopatra, Candy Crush makes hungry where most she satisfies."
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"'This is the confused high point of Western civilisation.'"
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"DOORBELL RINGS"
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"Maybe you'd better come in for a minute."
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"'Has he read the loan small print?"
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"'But he might protect me temporarily from Morris.'"
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"pictures of their cock on Twitter. They're all hacked."
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"who reads incredibly boring books about dead people killing each other"
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"And when I read it I'm usually extremely high,"
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"Lovely and warm in here."
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"'Oh, God, he's going for the thermostat.'"
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"Good. That's good."
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"But I don't think he was really joking. Try a bit harder, Jeremy."
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"So? What do you want me to do?"
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"I admit I shouldn't have come on your picnic."
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"'What's he doing?'"
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"Ruskin. Oh."
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"which is a very, very different thing."
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"Why didn't you just say? I can't just say things, Jerry!"
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"We have no choice. No, I can live in a sour atmosphere."
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"What about going Litvinenko? Kill him?"
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"and you can just scoop him up like a sick whippet"
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""while I spoon you some more of this slightly silvery porridge.""
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"Should I keep my voice down? No, he's an irritatingly sound sleeper."
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"This doesn't feel good. It's fine, Mark."
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"bag him up and sling him out."
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"No way. No."
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"I want to read my Napoleon correspondence"
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"Waterboard!"
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"♪ And I'm so hot cos I'm in hell. ♪"
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"'God, I'm nervous, I haven't seen Mark for six months."
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"'Maybe he'll have forgotten I tried to steal his girlfriend."
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"'I pretty much have.'"
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"'But I won't mention it tonight, can't ruin Super Hans' stag."
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"'I've reached acceptance."
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"'I haven't had a night out for months,"
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"'no recriminations on the stag.'"
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"Hello...Jeremy. Mark."
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"'Going to relax this shit out with a lean.'"
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"'The Elephant Man never forgets.'"
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"Hard hats on, time to descend into the depths of depravity."
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"The base juices are all paid for, lads, so choose your"
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"'Iggy's gone to rehab - Sober Hans!'"
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"'Which? magazine-approved, childproof,"
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"'high-vitamin fucking bullshit.'"
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"(Jez, do you think at some point soon it's going to start to degenerate?)"
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"..antioxidants."
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"So listen, I thought we would hang here for a bit, have a little stroll"
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"down Oxford Street, take in the funny T-shirts,"
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"hit one of my fave Prets,"
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"more juice, bit of a relax, then this avo - shopping, relax,"
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"juice, and then Tussauds."
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"(When do you think it'll degenerate?)"
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"See, the thing about juice from most places is you get all the fibre"
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"and most of the vitamins, but if it's been pasteurised"
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"a fucklot of the micronutrient content has been neutralised."
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"Did one of you jokers order this? Sorry, wrong table."
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"What, just to wet the whistle?"
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"Mm. That is quite refreshing."
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