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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Pawnee Zoo (S02E02)

"And then I started thinking, "I need morphine.""
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"Yeah, I know. No, no. Not out of it."
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"for wearing a Live Strong bracelet."
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"But you're effeminate. What?"
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"Hmm..."
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"Oh! Wait, sorry, what's the situation?"
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"he was going to Kansas to climb mountains."
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"What? Yeah, no. I don't think so. That would be like a date."
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"Mmm."
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"I just wanted to let you know."
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"Thank you. I just want to let you know, I was really serious"
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"No, no, no. Oh, my. Okay. Please, please, please, please."
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"Hey! Hi. I got your text. Is everything okay?"
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"And who they are is just stone-cold gay."
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"Blah, blah, blah, blah"
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"My, my, my, poker face My, my poker face"
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"And there's two bisexual guys here,"
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"Why? I haven't even officially taken a stand on gay marriage."
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"I just wish I were here under different circumstances."
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"You're pretty soft yourself."
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"Oh, my God. Ann Perkins. How you doing?"
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"We have a controversial topic today, the gay penguin marriage at the Pawnee Zoo."
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"So, Marcia, what is all the fuss about?"
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"Anything else? You want me to jump off a building?"
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"You're on the air! Good!"
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"And some maturing."
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"I love you,"
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"And the rats. It's like a freaking rat parade every night."
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"because it's not gonna happen, Marcia."
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"and know you're gonna be together forever."
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"Plus, I already called him and told him that"
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"you were dying to go out with him, so have fun."
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"Last year, a garbage man was suspended"
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"- Yeah! - All right!"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Mine has a collar on it."
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"I'm so glad you're here!"
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"Okay! Get a drink!"
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"Just, it's... Everyone is just who they are."
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"I did not know that both of the penguins were males,"
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"But I apologize. I apologize for having fun,"
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"Oh, no! What did I do?"
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"I can't believe it! I made a mistake"
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"You're chanting my name."
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"Well, you're wearing a peach shirt with a coiled snake on it."
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"We really want you to be the guest of honor."
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"I'm really sober!"
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"I've been spending the summer doing a lot of zoo promotions."
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"Tom comes on the show all the time. Joan loves him."
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"... which nobody can deny"
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"we are going to give them a marriage ceremony,"
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"Yes. Good. Isn't it good to be able to just"
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"Cut it out, now."
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"There was no flirtatious meaning behind"
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"Oh!"
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"Can't read my Can't read my"
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"Leslie, you are looking hot."
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"That's sweet. You'd have a treat."
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"Listen, hit me up on my cell phone. I'll be around."
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"So listen, I was sitting in the cubicle the other day,"
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"Look at them. They're just in their own little penguin love bubble."
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"So, I transferred the penguins to a zoo in lowa."
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"You can go there."
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"They need you to get down there right away."
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"that playful punch I just gave your arm."
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"their government employees being activists."
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"They just really wanted to meet you,"
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"So what can I do for you guys?"
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"Oh, my."
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"Hey, why are you all dolled up?"
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"I think when his head hit the ground,"
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"because he's actually a pretty nice guy now."
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"That's so nice, but I need to tell you something."
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"This one is on us."
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"I just have one thing to say! Together we can change Pawnee forever!"
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"I gotta dress up, you know, the grind. But I'm really happy,"
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"and I'm just really sorry for the way that I treated you."
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"Good! That's... I'm happy for you. Yeah."
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"Yeah, look. I'm really happy for you about your job"
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"I just want to be close to her house,"
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"or had an affair, or did drugs!"
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"Really, seriously. I thought about it,"
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"And Andy, after we broke up, he told me"
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"Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie!"
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