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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Pawnee Zoo (S02E02)

"So let's just say, "Thank you for the party,"
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""but we regretfully decline your offer to honor me.""
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"Oh, my God, I can't believe you came."
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"Hi, April. Derek! It's Leslie Knope."
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"Oh! That's nice."
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"Thank you, Ben. I'm really enjoying this hug."
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"Well, if it's free..."
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"Leslie Knope!"
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"She's Leslie Knope, and she wants to recruit you!"
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"Gentlemen. First of all, I would just like to say"
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"especially on a night when the Colts are playing."
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"This is green."
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"Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie!"
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"Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie!"
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"Okay! Well, I wanted to tell you"
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"that I wasn't really trying to take a stand"
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"Let's dance!"
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"I've seen so many dudes from City Hall here tonight, it's crazy."
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"Go to the bar. If you're my friend, you can drink for free!"
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"Oh! Cool! Okay, and maybe next time"
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"don't use the words "medical emergency.""
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"You know why tonight's fun? 'Cause everyone's so gay."
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"And they know how to have fun, and the dancing!"
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"I've met many interesting people."
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"and I got both of their phone numbers."
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"My, my, my poker face My, my poker face"
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"The whole morning."
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"Show me what's hot Tell me what I got"
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"Can't read my Can't read my..."
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"Have fun last night?"
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"I had three drinks named after me, so that's pretty fun."
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"Plus, Ben and Derek are taking me shopping on Saturday."
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"And we are gonna find out my actual bra size."
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"That Marcia Langman from the family thing"
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"is calling for your resignation."
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"No! You gotta go on and defend yourself."
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"That was me."
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"It's kind of like the Meet the Press of our town."
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"It's the big time, Leslie."
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"Guess who?"
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"One of the Desperate Housewives?"
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"No, Joan Callamezzo."
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"Hey, Joanie! What's up, gorgeous? Good to see you."
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"You have the softest skin of any woman in Pawnee."
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"How are your kids doing?"
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"Is it tough for them to have a mother that is so beautiful?"
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"What's it like being the most attractive woman in Pawnee?"
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"You keep up those funnies, I'm gonna have to invite you over for supper."
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"Oh! You must."
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"I'm good. How was mountain climbing?"
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"What?"
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"Can I come in? I just want to talk to you for a second."
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"The fuss is that Miss Knope claimed that"
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"at a pro-gay marriage rally at a bar called The Bulge."
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"I'd first like to say that I wasn't trying to advocate for anyone."
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"and I was just trying to perform a cute,"
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"fun ceremony to promote our local zoo."
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"I have to say that that stunt that you did"
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"with the penguins was clearly over the line."
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"Now, Marcia, what, if anything, can Miss Knope do to make it right?"
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"Joan, we don't want to be unreasonable. Of course not."
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"We think that she should separate the penguins, annul the marriage,"
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"reimburse the taxpayers for the cost of the wedding, of course,"
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"That would do it."
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"Full of ideas here today."
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"This is the reason why people don't go into politics."
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"I have one night of fun with some of the best dancers I've ever danced with,"
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"and suddenly everybody's freaking out?"
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"Wow, look at that! Wow, we're lighting up here."
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"I've never seen that on our show before."
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"How does this work?"
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"Yeah, I think that lady should resign."
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"Okay, good. Thank you. Next caller."
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"You should resign and repay your salary."
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"Okay, two for resign. Thank you. Next caller."
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"I just want to say that I love the zoo, and the zoo is really fun."
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"And I think you should resign."
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"You look great. You look amazing."
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"Thanks. You look fancy."
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"Oh, yeah, the monkey suit. Cost 3,000 bucks,"
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"I got a boring office job in town, so..."
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"and I really feel like I've matured a lot."
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"and some growing..."
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"Yes! Maturing. And darn it if I don't just miss you, and..."
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"I was the worst boyfriend ever, I know that,"
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"and I really think it would behoove us to give it another shot."
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"and that you've learned some new words,"
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"Oh. Gotta get back to the office. Have a good one."
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"And the hardest part about living in this pit"
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"is probably keeping my suit pressed."
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"because I need to protect her."
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"'Cause there are some weird people that live around here."
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"Because I really do want to marry my guinea pig."
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"I'll take my answer off the air."
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"I think that's a valuable point."
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"Attendance is up 30% at the zoo, by the way. You're welcome."
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"That penguin wedding was cute, damn it. And I'm not gonna annul it."
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"I'd ask you to reconsider."
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"Well, I'd ask you to stop asking me,"
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"Last time I checked, I don't think I murdered anyone,"
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"So, you will not be annulling the marriage?"
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"I guess that's what it's like when you meet your mate"
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"You know what I realized? What?"
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"Okay. Yeah."
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"Oh, Leslie..."
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"and, look, he might not be my gay penguin, but he could be yours."
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"Look, I told you I'm not going on a date with him."
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"Okay, fine. If you don't want to go out with him, don't go out with him."
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"But don't not do it because of me,"
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"because I'm really fine with it."
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"All that's important to me is that we're still friends."
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"Me, too! Good! Great."
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"Huh?"
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"At least they'll be together."
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"They might die. But it would be so cute!"
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"Someone is on fire in Ramsett Park."
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"two South African black-footed penguins, Tux and Flipper."
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"Tux and Flipper are both boys."
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"Brendanawicz, you big sandwich eater."
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"Oh..."
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