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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Pawnee Zoo (S02E02)

"We're just animals. We don't know anything about love."
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"I think you should go on that date with Mark."
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"Gay marriage is legal there, so hopefully, they'll be happy."
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"Oh, look! Six Flags! I should take them on a water slide."
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"Would they mind? Well, of course not."
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"I'll just take it for a little spin"
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"And maybe show it off to a couple of friends"
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"I'll just cruise around the neighborhood Well, maybe I shouldn't"
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"Yeah! Of course I should Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot"
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"Pulled up to the corner at the end of my block"
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"That's when I saw this beautiful girly-girl walking"
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"I picked up my car phone To perpetrate like I was talking"
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"But parents are the same No matter time nor place"
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"Just a little something I know. So, what's up?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"For he's a jolly good fellow..."
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"Parrots live a very long time."
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"And they like to fling their feces, so we were"
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"hoping that they would fling their hats."
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"But they just flung their feces."
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"I do! I do!"
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"By the power vested in me from"
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"the Department of Parks and Recreation,"
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"Well, not those two. Those are both boy penguins."
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"I'm sorry?"
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"So you should have pronounced them"
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"husband and husband, technically."
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"That's awesome."
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"Still, you couldn't have asked for better weather."
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"Yes, I do understand. You've made it abundantly clear"
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"that there's no romantic element"
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"to our relationship in any way."
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"It is. Yeah. Yeah."
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"I really hit rock bottom that night."
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"to the bottom of a pit and hit a rock."
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"I remember laying there thinking,"
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""There's probably a good reason why I'm down here and single.""
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"Oh, yeah, I hear you made two male penguins very happy today."
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"No, I didn't stick my neck out. It was an accident."
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"I'm in the mainstream."
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"Social activism. No! Uh-uh."
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"People in this town don't really like"
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"Hey, Leslie, some guy who owns a gay bar sent you a cake."
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"Pawnee has a gay bar?"
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"Yeah. The Bulge."
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"It's behind my house."
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"The Bulge is a gay bar?"
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"Uh, the nights I've wasted there."
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""Leslie! Hey, girrrrrrrrl!""
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"With eight R's."
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""Thank you for supporting the cause of gay marriage."
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""You rock! The boys at The Bulge.""
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"They thought that was a political gesture?"
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"Okay, nobody eat that cake. Tom? Step into my office."
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"I know that you are not gay. No, I'm not."
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"Yes, 'cause it was featured in Details magazine. And it's awesome."
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"do you think that marrying penguins made some kind of statement?"
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"Yes. The statement was that you're very lonely and you need a pet."
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"Huh."
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"Oh! Wow, look, they sent us a T-shirt."
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"There she is. Leslie!"
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"How does this work?"
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"Derek is gay, but he's straight for me,"
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"And I hate Ben."
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"It's not that complicated. No."
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"Oh. Yeah. Sure."
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"The thing about youth culture is, I don't understand it."
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"because you're kind of like their hero now."
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"I'm a public servant, and I'm not allowed to take a political stance."
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"and it means a lot to the whole gay community."
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"It'd be amazing if you came."
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"Yeah, you have to come."
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"We did. Yeah, we did."
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"What? Oh! Computers."
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"It's a long story. I'm the guest of honor at this gay bar tonight."
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"I don't know. I guess they think I'm fabulous or something."
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"Well, you look good, girl. You're gonna turn somebody tonight."
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"That was hands-down the best interaction I've ever had with Donna."
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"Leslie, this is Marcia Langman from"
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"the Society For Family Stability Foundation."
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"Oh, thank you so much."
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"to discuss the events at the zoo yesterday."
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"Well, what can I do for you and those fine people at the SFSF?"
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"Well, you could resign, if you're up for it."
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"you were symbolically taking a stand"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, but hold on a second there, Marcia."
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"Well, why else would you marry penguins?"
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"Because I firmly believed that it would be cute. And it was."
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"No. Not yet, Marcia."
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"I thought so."
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"So you couldn't possibly understand, but when gays marry,"
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"So, either you annul the wedding,"
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"or I'll publicly ask for your resignation."
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"If I'm headed to the parking lot,"
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"do I make a left out of here, or do I go right?"
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"It's a left, yeah. Thank you."
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"Hey. Hi!"
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"Ouch!"
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"Mark was brought to my hospital the night of the accident."
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"He was here for a week."
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"it must've knocked something loose,"
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"So, I don't really know where he is."
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"Hey, have you seen that documentary about food yet?"
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"We should go together."
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"Okay. Say no more."
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"I hate salad."
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"Oh, me, neither. Look, let's invent our own"
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"And then we can use it around people"
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"and no one will know what we're talking about."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"But in the meantime, I'm just gonna tell you in English."
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"He weirdly asked me to go see a movie with him,"
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"and I said no, of course, but I just..."
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"I'm feeling a lot of confusing things right now."
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"Yeah. No, of course you are."
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"about that secret language. I know."
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"I can't believe this is a gay bar."
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"cowboy greeting us on the way in."
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"Where should I drink now?"
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"Yeah. Hey! Okay, listen. Here's the plan."
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