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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Pawnee Zoo (S02E02)

"Okay, here's the situation."
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"Your parents went away on a week's vacation."
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"They left the keys to the brand new Porsche."
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"Sunroof was open, the music was high"
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"And that girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh"
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"She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far"
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"I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car"
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"So to all you kids all across the land"
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"No need to argue Parents just don't understand"
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"So we had a birthday party for a parrot that turned 60."
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"Chimpanzees are very smart, so we had them graduate from college."
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"The Pawnee Zoo recently purchased"
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"And as part of our zoo promotion,"
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"because they mate for life."
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"Tux, do you take Flipper, to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
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"I now pronounce you husband and wife!"
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"Okay, well, at least they're married."
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"Are they making babies?"
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"Just to be clear, that was a friend punch."
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"kind of horse around like this as friends?"
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"And I mean that I literally fell"
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"You're making history, Knope. I like that."
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"Sticking your neck out, you know."
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"Out of the mainstream. I think that's cool."
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"That's also my office. Yeah, whatever."
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"Effeminate. Anyway, so the point is,"
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"Leslie? They sent you T-shirts, too."
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"Hey! Hey."
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"This is my boyfriend, Derek, and this is Derek's boyfriend, Ben."
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"Hi. Hey."
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"What do you mean?"
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"but he's gay for Ben, and Ben's really gay for Derek."
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"Oh, oh, April, please, it was just penguins. APRIL: No!"
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"But you did, and it was awesome."
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"Yeah. None of the other politicians ever take a stand,"
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"It does, and we're gonna have this party tomorrow night at The Bulge,"
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"and we had something to ask you."
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"Who made this?"
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"How? Photoshop."
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"I guess gay men are starting to like me."
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"Oh, hello. I love your top."
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"I was just hoping you had a moment"
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"Well, I have nothing to do with this, so..."
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"Oh, you're serious?"
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"When you performed a marriage for gay penguins,"
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"using taxpayer money on government property,"
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"in favor of the gay marriage agenda."
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"That was not my intention, at all."
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"Leslie, are you married?"
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"Soon, probably. I have a plan, but, no, not now."
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"Not dating anyone yet."
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"Focusing on my career."
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"it ruins marriage for the rest of us."
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"You know what? I'm so terrible with directions."
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"You're welcome. Annul the wedding!"
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"I'm supposed to meet Leslie for lunch, but she actually works, so..."
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"No, I haven't. But I heard it's really good. I want to see it."
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"Leslie, I don't want to ever keep secrets from you."
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"secret language that only we understand."
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"Mark kind of asked me out."
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"And your friendship is the most important thing to me."
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"And he's off-limits."
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"Yeah, especially with that heterosexual"
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"There's a bar on Eighth Street called Pitchers and Catchers."
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"Our position is, we have no position."
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"Leslie Knope, you're my hero!"
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"Really?"
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"thank you so much for throwing me this party,"
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"We love you, Leslie!"
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"Okay."
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"when I married those penguins."
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"Leslie! Leslie! Leslie!"
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"Leslie Knope's in the building, y'all! Let's get wild!"
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"But I guess they've seen me here, too. So, that's not great."
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"Oh, yeah! They're having a party in my honor!"
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"No, he can't read my poker face"
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"My, my, my, poker face My, my poker face"
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"I'm having such a nice time tonight."
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"My, my, my poker face My, my poker face"
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"My, my, my poker face My, my poker face"
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"I guess I'm kind of like queen of the gays."
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"Bully for you. I just got a phone call."
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"They want you to go on Pawnee Today."
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"Wow. That's huge. What's the topic? You."
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"That's funny. Somebody just told me you were queen of the gays."
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"Pawnee Today, with Joan Callamezzo."
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"Yeah, I know. It is. I'm nervous."
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"Uh... Megan Fox?"
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"Thank you."
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"I wish you could reach, from your TV screen,"
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"and just touch Joan's skin for a second."
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"They're pretty good."
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"Well, I'll have to come over for supper."
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"Sure, yeah."
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"she was not advocating for this gay cause,"
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"and then that very night, she was the guest of honor"
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"Miss Knope, how do you respond?"
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"and then resign."
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"Oh! Is that it?"
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"Perform hara-kiri? Move to a different town? No, I kid."
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"Because, I bust my ass for the people in this city, and I can't win."
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"Great. Let's go for it. Bring it on."
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"Well, there... Push that, and..."
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"Great. Okay. Hey! You're on the air!"
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"Thank you. That's really sweet."
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"but totally worth it. I sold out!"
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"just doing some thinking,"
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"Andy. Well, A-Cakes, just let me..."
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"but I'm sure about my decision."
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"Okay. Say no more."
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"And if you wanna talk, or grab coffee or something like that."
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"- Okay? - Okay."
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"Good seeing you. Bye."
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"Yeah, if you let penguins get married, where does it end?"
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"I mean, would you let me marry my guinea pig?"
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"Is that right?"
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"and for making something cute!"
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"Where are you from originally?"
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"No. I will not be annulling. No."
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"Hi! Hi!"
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