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Clips from Shameless - You'll Never Ever Get a Chicken in Your Whole Entire Life (S07E07)

"Why didn't they tell me at the end that I could keep her?"
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"She has to write her report. She told you that."
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"I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this."
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"- You're telling the truth, huh? - Yeah."
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"Guess that's the good thing"
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"about being with someone who can't lie."
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"You do?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah?"
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"Stop."
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"Kev, Svetlana's up there waiting for us."
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"What do we do?"
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"I don't know. You think she killed him?"
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"- Do we do it? - Sure, why not?"
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"There are only five knives here."
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"Even after she lied about Yvon?"
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"She apologized. I thought we had six knives."
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"Why are you thinking about our knives right now?"
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"Because maybe she used one of them to kill Yvon."
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"I think this knife has blood on it."
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"Kevin, focus. I don't think that I trust"
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"Svetlana anymore to have sex with her."
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"What does trust have to do with having sex?"
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"Do you think she lied about other things, too?"
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"Like what?"
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"- Oh, now you're talking crazy. - Am I?"
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"She lied about her husband being her father."
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"Maybe Yevgeny is really her nephew."
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"I-I can't keep all this shit straight."
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"I'm just saying, I don't know who she is anymore."
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"So what do you want to do?"
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"You want to go back to being a couple again?"
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"What about the bar? The kids?"
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"Our relationship?"
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"I don't know, V."
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"You tell me what to do, I'll do it."
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"Have we always had a box of rat poison in here?"
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"Oh, shit. We got to go up and do this."
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"Where's my plastic tarp and duct tape?"
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"Come on, Kevin!"
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"- This guy? - Mm-hmm."
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"- Oh, yes. - Okay, all right."
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"- This is gonna be funny. - What?"
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"- so they can swap our faces. - I don't want to."
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"- so they'll send us the photo. - Okay."
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"- We get five photos. - Mm-hmm."
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"Let's make a different face for each one."
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"- Okay, what's your first? - Smile."
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"Smile."
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"Now, uh, angry face."
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"- Okay. Fish face. - Now what? Fish face?"
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"Okay. Oh, my God."
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"- Noelle? - Okay."
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"What's going on?"
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"Are you fucking serious?"
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"I'll... I'll be right there."
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"- What's up? - Charlie left Lucas"
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"with his next-door neighbor an hour ago."
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"You... you ready?"
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"Yeah."
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"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."
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"Ow, ow, no. Oh."
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"Uh..."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"He said he had a quick errand to run,"
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"never came back."
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"Noelle, let me give you some cash."
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"Sorry."
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"He go on a bender?"
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"30 days sober... Bullshit."
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"Probably hasn't been 30 minutes sober."
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"I just..."
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"Fuck!"
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"I'm gonna go. Can you get home okay?"
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"Yeah."
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"You know, the thing is..."
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"is I'm a jackass for believing him,"
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"But I wanted to play nicey-nice"
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"so that he'd give me the child support he owes me."
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"Pathetic, huh?"
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"I don't want you to think that I'm desperate for cash."
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"I probably will be when your sister kicks me and Lucas"
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"to the curb, but..."
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"How's this for... for casual?"
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"I'll see you tomorrow."
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"Yeah, you'll see me tomorrow"
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"'cause I'm gonna be waking up next to you."
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"Oh! Ohh!"
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"Oh! Oh! Fuck!"
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"Fuck!"
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"I'm glad I only have to focus on two lovers."
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"Kev, you're next."
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"Oh."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Oh! Yeah, that feels good."
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"- Mmm. - Oh."
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"Hooray for being a thrupple again."
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"- What's the matter, Kev? - Nothing. What?"
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"That."
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"- I'm fine. - No."
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"Your penis, it does not respond."
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"I cup your balls."
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"I stick my finger in your rectum."
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"I twist, and I stroke, and I twist, and I stroke."
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"Nothing."
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"Just keep thinking about Yvon."
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"Wait, you think of another man when we make love?"
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"Another man who was your husband,"
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"who may or may not be dead."
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"What was the answer, again?"
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"But when a woman cheats on a guy,"
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"the only thing that guy can think about"
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"is the other guy's cock,"
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"and that's what I'm thinking about, Yvon's cock."
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"- Then stop thinking about it. - I'm trying!"
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"But I can't, 'cause when I stop trying to think"
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"about Yvon's cock, I think about it more."
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"And when I think about it more,"
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"I think about whether it's dead or not."
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"- What? - Yeah, like a ghost cock."
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"'Cause I think I make perfect sense."
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