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Clips from Shameless - You'll Never Ever Get a Chicken in Your Whole Entire Life (S07E07)

"Seriously?"
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"Pipes are cleaned out."
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"Nice touch with the candles."
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"And what do you think about this?"
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"Aw, shit. Is this gonna hurt?"
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"Um, let's talk boundaries, yeah?"
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"My boundary is don't stick it in my ass."
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""Ow, motherfucker.""
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"Uh..."
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""octopus.""
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"Okay. Why octopus?"
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"It's the first thing I thought of."
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"Oh, that's actually a good point."
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"Um..."
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"who is going first?"
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"Flip for it."
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"heads or tails?"
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"- Heads, of course. - All right."
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"- Oh, fuck me. - Okay."
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"Smoke some weed first?"
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"You got it."
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"So you want to... Or should I?"
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"Ah, you're down to one."
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"Yeah, but he's, like, the toughest one out of..."
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"- What? - Oh, my gosh."
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"- Sorry. - Checking your phone?"
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"I'm just making sure everything's okay. Ha!"
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"- Take that bitch. - You blew my head off."
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"If you're so nervous, why'd you let him take Lucas?"
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"Hmm, got to have a relationship with his dad, right?"
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"My mother kept me away from mine."
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"I can't win."
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"What... How..."
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"- Shit. - I am the warrior."
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"You are. Look at that."
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"Fuck, I'm miserable."
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"Hey, can we get another pitcher of beer?"
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"Sure."
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"Can I get a glass of water, please?"
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"You're smart to hydrate."
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"I prefer to be dehydrated and hungover in the morning."
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"Well, I kind of have to stay sober-ish."
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"Why? You driving heavy machinery later tonight?"
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"If your vagina is heavy machinery, then, yeah, I am."
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"Uh, no."
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"I just had a couple wild nights back in college, so..."
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"Sounds like you could go back if you go to that hearing thing."
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"Eh..."
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"You know, people would kill to go to college,"
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"and you're just like, "Eh...""
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"Might feel different if you're still washing dishes"
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"in three years."
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"Maybe."
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"So you think Debbie's going to kick you out?"
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"It's not big enough for the five of us."
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"Thank you."
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"Call and check in."
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"I'm sure Charlie will let me know if anything's wrong."
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"Want to play another game so I can whup your ass again?"
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"- How about this guy? - Yes."
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"All right."
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"- Ready... - Set..."
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"Hey, Diego, that owner chick loves the mushroom burger."
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"Wants more aioli pimento sauce."
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"Except she referred to it as "the red shit.""
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"- Margo? - Yeah."
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"I'll take it to her."
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"- Here you go. - Mmm. Thanks."
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"Oh, hey."
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"Mushroom burger's pretty good, huh?"
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"Place looks like it's doing okay."
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"Yeah, people seem to really like the new menu."
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"Mmm."
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"Can I ask you something, or are you too busy?"
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"Ho... how did you get where you are?"
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"I bought a-a small business,"
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"and, uh, it's costing way more than I thought it would,"
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"- Yeah, don't do it. - What?"
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"don't have a clue what it takes."
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"They don't have the balls."
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"They fantasize about skydiving, but they never get on the plane."
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"And if they do, they're too scared to jump."
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"But don't feel bad. Most people are pussies."
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"Costs a lot of money to make money."
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"And it's a hell of a lot easier just to be an employee"
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"for the rest of their lives."
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"Less stress."
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"Hi. Old lady went upstairs. You get the cash?"
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"No. You can ask her for it."
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"- What? - She owns the place."
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"I recognize this room. You see this scar?"
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"Got hit with a ruler by Monsignor Reynolds"
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"for talking out of turn in class."
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"I can do one better."
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"This is from Sister Agnes over at St. Paul's"
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"because my skirt was too short in the fourth grade."
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"That's a handsome battle wound."
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"Hope you learned your lesson."
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"Made it shorter the next day."
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"So what are we gonna do about you trespassing"
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"and accosting my children?"
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"What are we gonna do about you destroying public education?"
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"We're not destroying it."
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"We're creating better choices for families and their children."
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"White children."
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"We are open to all children of all races."
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"Lot of diversity in this brochure."
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"I didn't seen any of these rainbow kids"
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"out on the playground."
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"a place here at Hopkins Academy?"
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"I'd say I'm about 20K short"
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"of the 20K this place costs."
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"27K."
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"Perhaps I'm not making myself clear."
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"We'd be picking up the cost of his education."
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"Oh."
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"I don't think that went well."
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"It went great."
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"- Franny wouldn't stop crying. - She's a baby."
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"That's what they do."
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