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Clips from Shameless - You'll Never Ever Get a Chicken in Your Whole Entire Life (S07E07)

"Yeah, well, most of you guys know I had to take these classes"
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"'cause some nosey bitch called the po-po on me"
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"And what could you have done differently?"
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"Shit, I don't know. Roll the window down some more."
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"Find someone to watch Evan maybe."
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"That costs money."
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"What's the point of going to work, then, right?"
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"We'll discuss alternative child-care options"
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"over the next couple of weeks. Who's next?"
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"Shit. Fuck it, I'll go."
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"I had a couple of needles laying around and my kit."
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"So he fucking makes me come here. Shit."
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"And what would you do differently in the future?"
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"Fucking knock, I say I ain't home."
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"Do you really think that having needles"
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"and a hype kit around is in your son's best interest."
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"He wasn't even there. He was at my mom's house, right?"
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"DCFS is on your side, everyone."
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"They want you to keep your kids."
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"But they have a no-tolerance policy for drugs."
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"So this is something we're going to have to work on."
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"Who's next?"
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"- I'll go. - Great."
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"Don't really know why I'm here."
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"She's the miserable cunt who took pictures of me"
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"when I was beating up a homeless lady on the street"
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"while trying to panhandle"
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"to make money to support my daughter."
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"Okay, and what other choices could you have made?"
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"Should have just beat the shit out of Tanya"
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"if I'd seen her taking pictures."
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"Then I wouldn't have to be here with my fiancé wasting my time."
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"This where I'm gonna go to school now?"
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"This where I'm gonna learn math, science, and spelling?"
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"Have a good day."
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"Hey, you new?"
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"Come here. What's in the bag?"
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"Yo, yo, let me see that."
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"- Give me your bag. - Give me that."
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"- Jack it. - Let me see it."
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"What is that?"
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"Okay."
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"Pineapple for Yevgeny."
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"Good boy."
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"Pineapple for Gemma."
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"Yum."
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"Damn. What... what happened to your face?"
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"Mission accomplished. Yvon is gone."
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"We are thrupple again."
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"- What? - Gone? How gone?"
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"He's no longer in our lives."
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"What did you say to him?"
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"- How did he take it? - This is immaterial."
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"We move forward now."
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"Ah, he causes divide between us."
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"I get rid of divide."
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"Yeah, that's way less creepy."
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"I got rid of him. We are back to normal now."
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"I'm not sure if you guys were ever normal."
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"Got rid of, like, packed his bags,"
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"or got rid of, like, shot him and dumped him in the river?"
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"What don't you understand?"
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"Well, for starters, where his body is."
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"Eh, you know, we go round and round in circles."
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"It gets us nowhere."
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"I'm going to go into the back and do inventory."
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"I'm glad we're back to normal, yeah?"
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"- I'm ready. - Oh, you look good."
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"Hey, Debs. Neil."
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"Lucas, come say good-bye to me."
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"Bye, mama."
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"Hey, you be good for Daddy, okay?"
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"We're gonna have some fun today, right, sport?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"I told you no drug addicts around here."
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"I'm in recovery."
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"- Good. - Charlie."
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"- Lip. - You have his toothbrush?"
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"And his underpants, change of clothes,"
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"and his recorder for music class."
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"Don't let him watch news or anything scary on TV."
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"- He gets nightmares. - I know. I remember."
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"Don't worry."
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"All right, baby."
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"You're gonna go sleep at Daddy's."
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"He's gonna take you to school in the morning,"
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"and I'm gonna pick you up."
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"Okay."
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"All right, let's go, champ. Come on."
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"I'm looking for Deborah Gallagher."
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"Yes, hello. That would be me."
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"- Yolanda Goldberg from DCFS. - Please come in."
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"I would like to introduce you to my fiancé, Neil."
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"Hi."
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"And our baby girl, Francis Gallagher."
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"Beautiful."
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"It is what it is, lady."
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"Eighteen hundred dollars for a gas leak?"
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"And I'm going to need payment up front to start."
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"Uh, do you take a check?"
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"Cash, and I'll knock 100 bucks off."
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"Uh, can you give me a little time to go get the money?"
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"Sure. I'll go get the tools."
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"Job's gonna take a few hours anyway."
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"Silas Turner? Silas Turner?"
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"Excuse me. You're being selfish."
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"or whatever the hell your name is."
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"Do you feel good about yourselves?"
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"Going to this high and mighty all-white private school"
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"Alison's next."
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"You would quit this hoity-toity cesspool"
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"of an academic environment"
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"and demand that Booker Davis Elementary reopen!"
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"- Abigail. - And tell your parents"
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"you don't want to go to this fancy school."
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"Use whatever excuse you got."
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"You got bullied by a kid. A teacher diddled you."
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"You can't breathe with the asbestos in the ceiling"
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"- Excuse me, sir? - What?"
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"Anne Seery, head of the school."
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