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Clips from Shameless - You'll Never Ever Get a Chicken in Your Whole Entire Life (S07E07)

Oh, so you just took it upon yourself?

"Oh, so you just took it upon yourself?"

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You're welcome.

"You're welcome."

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Thanks, but I'm not going back.

"Thanks, but I'm not going back."

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At least go to the hearing.

"At least go to the hearing."

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Bring a couple character witnesses.

"Bring a couple character witnesses."

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There must be someone who thinks you're worth saving.

"There must be someone who thinks you're worth saving."

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Nah. I doubt it.

"Nah. I doubt it."

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Then let the appeal board expunge your record,

"Then let the appeal board expunge your record,"

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in case you change your mind and want to apply

"in case you change your mind and want to apply"

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to college in the future.

"to college in the future."

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I'm not gonna change my mind.

"I'm not gonna change my mind."

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Either way, a clear record would be a good thing.

"Either way, a clear record would be a good thing."

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- What do you have to lose? - Yeah, what she said.

"- What do you have to lose? - Yeah, what she said."

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All right, I'm cashing out and going home.

"All right, I'm cashing out and going home."

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Want to come by whenever you're done?

"Want to come by whenever you're done?"

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Yeah. Is it cool if I, uh, wear this?

"Yeah. Is it cool if I, uh, wear this?"

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As long as you wear nothing else.

"As long as you wear nothing else."

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Bye, Teach.

"Bye, Teach."

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I'd go into cardiac arrest if I worked here.

"I'd go into cardiac arrest if I worked here."

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So...

"So..."

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you gonna go to the hearing?

"you gonna go to the hearing?"

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I'll get you a piece of pie. We'll call it even.

"I'll get you a piece of pie. We'll call it even."

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What if I talk to him, reason with him, man-to-man?

"What if I talk to him, reason with him, man-to-man?"

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Oh, shit, you're right.

"Oh, shit, you're right."

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We can call the INS.

"We can call the INS."

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Will you please stop reorganizing?

"Will you please stop reorganizing?"

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I need to keep busy when I'm nervous.

"I need to keep busy when I'm nervous."

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We can't call INS because they will find out

"We can't call INS because they will find out"

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we're not really married.

"we're not really married."

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- Oh, right. - You are married.

"- Oh, right. - You are married."

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V and I aren't married.

"V and I aren't married."

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Svet and I aren't married if she's already married to Yvon.

"Svet and I aren't married if she's already married to Yvon."

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Wait a minute... when you divorced Mickey to marry V,

"Wait a minute... when you divorced Mickey to marry V,"

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you weren't even really married to Mickey?

"you weren't even really married to Mickey?"

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Correct.

"Correct."

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So you never really got a divorce?

"So you never really got a divorce?"

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So they only two people that are married is Svetlana and Yvon?

"So they only two people that are married is Svetlana and Yvon?"

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Yes, Kev. We all understand what's going on.

"Yes, Kev. We all understand what's going on."

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- I kind of don't. - Don't snap at me.

"- I kind of don't. - Don't snap at me."

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I'm just trying to get this straight in my head.

"I'm just trying to get this straight in my head."

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What difference does it make who's married to who?

"What difference does it make who's married to who?"

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We need to figure out how to get rid of Yvon.

"We need to figure out how to get rid of Yvon."

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That's what I've been trying to do all morning.

"That's what I've been trying to do all morning."

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And what have you come up with?

"And what have you come up with?"

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What have you come up with?

"What have you come up with?"

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- I asked you first. - I asked you second.

"- I asked you first. - I asked you second."

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He's gonna walk through that door any minute

"He's gonna walk through that door any minute"

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and do God knows what to us

"and do God knows what to us"

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because she didn't get his rocks off this morning.

"because she didn't get his rocks off this morning."

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Enough! Stop fighting!

"Enough! Stop fighting!"

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I'm sorry I have caused this. This is my problem.

"I'm sorry I have caused this. This is my problem."

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I will take care of it.

"I will take care of it."

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It's crazy how realistic it looks.

"It's crazy how realistic it looks."

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I don't know why we're shopping for a new cock

"I don't know why we're shopping for a new cock"

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when I have a bunch at my place.

"when I have a bunch at my place."

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'Cause I don't want a tired, old, used-up cock in my ass.

"'Cause I don't want a tired, old, used-up cock in my ass."

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Why? That's what I'm getting in my ass.

"Why? That's what I'm getting in my ass."

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I never had an unsatisfied customer.

"I never had an unsatisfied customer."

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Neither have I.

"Neither have I."

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You ever make someone cry before?

"You ever make someone cry before?"

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No, from ecstasy.

"No, from ecstasy."

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Okay, you are really building yourself up.

"Okay, you are really building yourself up."

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Oh, perfect.

"Oh, perfect."

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Oh, so you're going for something smaller

"Oh, so you're going for something smaller"

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than the ones I have or...?

"than the ones I have or...?"

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What have they done to my school?

"What have they done to my school?"

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Oh, my...

"Oh, my..."

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Whoa.

"Whoa."

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Oh, cool.

"Oh, cool."

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Chickens.

"Chickens."

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Go play with them, son.

"Go play with them, son."

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Excuse me. Hey.

"Excuse me. Hey."

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Why aren't you going to public school?

"Why aren't you going to public school?"

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Afraid of being exposed to regular kids?

"Afraid of being exposed to regular kids?"

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Or black?

"Or black?"

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Children, let's go inside.

"Children, let's go inside."

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The public-school system is being gutted

"The public-school system is being gutted"

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by you sending your kid to this expensive private school.

"by you sending your kid to this expensive private school."

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- Please, sir. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

"- Please, sir. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."

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You'll pay taxes to support public schools...

"You'll pay taxes to support public schools..."

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Don't listen to him. Let's go.

"Don't listen to him. Let's go."

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But God forbid you or your husband,

"But God forbid you or your husband,"

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or your wife, would actually send your child to one.

"or your wife, would actually send your child to one."

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Sir, this is private property. You need to leave.

"Sir, this is private property. You need to leave."

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This is just the 21st-century version of segregation.

"This is just the 21st-century version of segregation."

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- I'm gonna call the police. - I'm leaving.

"- I'm gonna call the police. - I'm leaving."

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Come on, Liam.

"Come on, Liam."

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Liam, let's go.

"Liam, let's go."

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No, you can't have a chicken.

"No, you can't have a chicken."

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And do you know why?

"And do you know why?"

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Because these people

"Because these people"

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In fact, they've spent thousands of dollars a year

"In fact, they've spent thousands of dollars a year"

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so that they can buy up all the chickens

"so that they can buy up all the chickens"

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in the whole world to guarantee

"in the whole world to guarantee"

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that you will never, ever get a chicken ever

"that you will never, ever get a chicken ever"

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in your whole entire life.

"in your whole entire life."

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Don't boss me around, Sandy.

"Don't boss me around, Sandy."

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You aren't Fiona?

"You aren't Fiona?"

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No, I am. Sandy's her sister.

"No, I am. Sandy's her sister."

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Died years ago.

"Died years ago."

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How's my gas line?

"How's my gas line?"

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We have a way of detecting gas leaks.

"We have a way of detecting gas leaks."

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We do repairs from the meter out to the street.

"We do repairs from the meter out to the street."

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Anything this side of the meter is your responsibility.

"Anything this side of the meter is your responsibility."

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- Got to get a plumber out here. - Okay.

"- Got to get a plumber out here. - Okay."

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Give me a call when it's fixed,

"Give me a call when it's fixed,"

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You're turning off my gas?

"You're turning off my gas?"

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That's a level-four leak.

"That's a level-four leak."

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Lucky the building hasn't blown.

"Lucky the building hasn't blown."

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Etta, you didn't smell the gas?

"Etta, you didn't smell the gas?"

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Gas?

"Gas?"

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I assume the plumber's card is somewhere up here.

"I assume the plumber's card is somewhere up here."

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Etta, stop.

"Etta, stop."

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Welcome to the parent re-education class.

"Welcome to the parent re-education class."

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It's really nice to see some familiar faces

"It's really nice to see some familiar faces"

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as well as some new ones.

"as well as some new ones."

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So let's go around and talk about why we're each here

"So let's go around and talk about why we're each here"

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we could have taken.

"we could have taken."

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It stays within these walls.

"It stays within these walls."

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Gina, you go first.

"Gina, you go first."

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