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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Master Plan (S02E02)

"9:00 p.m. at the world-famous Snakehole Lounge,"
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"That's not what they wrote."
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"Got you a birthday present."
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"and we think of warm brownies."
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"Twenty-one. ...and a half."
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"We got the same thing with the equation on that one."
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"Yeah."
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"But maybe you thought it was so amazing,"
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"That's not a good sign. You're supposed to fight sometimes."
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"Yeah, I am two years from my pension."
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"Divorce filings?"
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"Chris Traeger. This is Ben."
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"People, we are here from the state budget office from Indianapolis."
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"Ooh. What does that mean?"
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"Think of the government as a broken-down carousel."
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"Yeah, he said that because that sounds a lot better"
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"I'll get what I need from the spreadsheets. Thanks."
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"Wow. You're not messing around."
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"Yeah, you were."
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"We had a good relationship, right?"
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"I'm hot."
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"I loved Andy. Loved him. Loved Andy."
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"Now, he's an adult with a job."
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"Andy. That's an all right name. That's an all right name."
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"You know, he asked me out so many times. I guess he wore me down."
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"She loved the story, anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants."
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"I thought she liked me. I guess I'm super bad at picking up signals."
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"Who the did I give a bottle cap to?"
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"Who are? That one."
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"Look, I kind of feel like we got off on the wrong foot."
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"You have to help me. Ow."
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"I'm here to speak to Ben, actually."
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"Great. I'm gonna listen to some ocean sounds and do some chin-ups."
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"Don't worry about it."
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"No, what I did was out of line. Twice."
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"And I was worked up, because obviously,"
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"Your City Council and your Mayor are the threats to your department."
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"And you seem like you could use a beer. Let's get a beer."
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"Oh, my God."
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"For once, it's Ann who blacked out drunk and not Andy."
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"Mushy."
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"And now, I'm balancing budgets"
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"You have to be harsh, you know?"
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"Oh, no. Please, Mr. Mayor, let me."
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"You ready? Yeah."
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"Highway to the Danger Zone"
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"No, you couldn't remember your phone number,"
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"Terrific. That's great. We'll talk later. Okay."
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"Wow, Leslie. This is amazing."
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"But it's moot."
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"Let's spread our wings and fly on a date"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your final warning."
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"Do not miss tonight's April Ludgate birthday bash."
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"the place the Pawnee Journal has called"
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""the sexiest, most dangerous club in town.""
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"Fine, I added the word "sexiest.""
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"But we've hired better security."
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"Yes, I am a good friend for throwing the party."
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"I'm also a genius,"
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"because I'm using the occasion to stock the club"
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"with every available hottie I know."
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"Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night,"
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"I will have between one and four new girlfriends."
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"Oh, that's great. I'd love to hear all about your family vacation."
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"Hey. Oh, thank God. Get out, Kyle."
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"Hello, birthday girl."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"I wrote you a song. Score."
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"What's it called? Not telling."
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"But I'll give you a clue. It's named after a month out of the year."
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"So April?"
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"No."
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"That would have been way better."
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"Whatever. I can rewrite the lyrics."
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"Are you coming to my party?"
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"Yeah, I wouldn't miss it for the world. Are you kidding me?"
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"Okay, cool. Okay."
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"Well, we'll hang out then."
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"Okay."
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"It's going to be fun."
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"Yes, I am 21-years-old today."
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"Which is the age that pretty much everyone agrees makes you an adult."
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"The yearly budget and planning proposal"
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"for a city is called the Master Plan."
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"Isn't that just so awesome you can't stand it?"
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"I shall now reveal to you my master plan."
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"Good morning, everybody."
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"I know you all have your budget presentations ready,"
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"but there's a change of plans."
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"Due to the crippling gridlock in City Council,"
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"we are postponing all planning and spending decisions indefinitely."
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"Until when?"
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"Indefinitely."
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"And when will that end? Later than now."
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"So this week, probably?"
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"Look, we are bordering on a full-blown crisis, Leslie."
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"The state government is sending a team from Indianapolis"
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"to try to solve this budget problem."
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"Just calm down."
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"You don't even know what they're going to do."
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"Ron, they're state auditors. They're here to slash and burn."
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"We got to fight these guys."
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"They've been sent by the Governor. They outrank everyone."
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"There's no fight to be had here."
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"Yeah, you're right. I'm not going to fight them."
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"Except that I am."
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"Okay, Leslie, what do we do when we get this angry?"
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"We count backwards from 1,000 by sevens,"
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"Go do that in your office."
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"Go do it in your office."
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"And we'll wait for these guys to show up."
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"I'll wait for you to show up."
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"Andy! Hey."
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"You coming out tonight, part owner of the club?"
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"Yes, let me ask you a quick question."
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"What's the youngest a girl can be that if we go out, I'm not a total scumbag?"
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"Half my age plus seven. Oh, okay."
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"Well, I'm 29, so half of 29."
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"Add seven. That's only..."
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"Twenty is..."
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