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Clips from American Dad! - Moon Over Isla Island (S05E05)

"but getting accidental mom forehead brushed on your hangsters is going too far."
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"I won't stand for it!"
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"Your mom stood for it."
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"but to get your mom to accidentally handle my nardle-dangers."
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"Get ready, pal."
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"Your mom's gonna touch more sack..."
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"You done with dinner?"
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"- Let's sign the check and get out of here. - Calm down, Stan."
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"I'm still talking to my new friends..."
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"Just take a taxi from the airport. Take taxis everywhere."
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"Now you tell me something good."
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"Best tiramisu I've ever had."
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"- [Sighs] - [All Sigh]"
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"Just sign it to the room."
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"Eh, I just want to make sure..."
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"- I didn't accidentally leave a tip. - No!"
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"What is this, Stan?"
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"You used me, just like you always do."
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"Right now we gotta fake your assassination..."
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"and drop the general's body in your place."
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"Here, put on these squibs."
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"I truly thought you wanted to go on a friends vacation with me."
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"Actually, what I really wanted was this."
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"- An aerial screw? - Yup. Now, be a trouper."
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"[Crowd Cheering]"
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"- [Beeps] - [Screaming]"
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"[All] Huh?"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"Guards!"
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"I hope your helicopter was worth it..."
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"People of Isla, first order of business..."
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"is changing the name of this country."
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"It's now called Bananarama, and the national anthem is "Venus.""
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"Pedro, hit it."
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"Now dance!"
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"You are my helicopter, and I swear to God-"
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"Listen to me. Listen to me."
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"I will never hurt you."
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"Stan, what are you doing?"
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"Just hugging my chopper, babe."
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"Breakfast was quiet without Roger this morning."
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"Apologize? For what?"
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"For giving him power over an island full of half-naked Hispanic men?"
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"Too bad Stan isn't here."
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"If I'm gonna order a suit online, I've gotta have all my measurements."
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"Can you do my, um, inseam now?"
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"- [Grunts] - Steve?"
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"As you wish."
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"This will not happen, Snot."
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"You won't know when it's coming, but it's coming."
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"Why aren't you getting up?"
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"I'm waiting for my wrestling boner to go down."
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"It's perfectly natural."
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"My coach told me about them when I was having brandy at his condo."
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"We've just received some intel on Isla Island."
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"[Animals Squawking, Screeching]"
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"He's making the citizens paint the entire island."
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"You know, I thought yellow would cheer me up, but it didn't."
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"This color you picked is hideous."
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"I thought gay people had good taste."
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"I am not gay, senor."
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"Fair enough. Repaint it turquoise."
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"There's a revolution brewing..."
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"Dead? Sir, we can't let them kill him."
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"Who cares what happens to them now?"
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"But that country is our friend."
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"Grow up, Smith. This is how you get the things you want."
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"You're such a Pollyanna. I bet you kiss prostitutes."
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"[All Laughing]"
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"I'll help you with the groceries in a minute, Mom."
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"- Wait. Where are you going? - Just stay in the car, and keep the doors locked."
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"And don't touch anything that looks like a mushy, hairy peach."
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"Steve."
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"I thought your mother would be opening the door."
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"So, uh..."
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"this has gone too far, hasn't it?"
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"I would say so. I would, uh, say so."
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"I need to see the generalissimo."
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"Are you guys mad at me?"
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"'Cause not one of you has given me a deposit check..."
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"for our big fun ski weekend in Tahoe."
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"You can rent a snowmobile for, like, 200 bucks a day."
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"Roger, your people are about to revolt against you."
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"- That's not a friend. - I know."
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"And I'm sorry."
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"- Eww. - Guards!"
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"Roger, don't do this."
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"Guards, those men are here to kill the generalissimo."
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"- Stop them. - The generalissimo dies tonight."
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"I've painted my children for the last time."
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"The general's dead!"
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"[Cheering]"
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"I can't believe you sacrificed your helicopter for me."
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"I'm sure they'll find the best man for the job."
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"your Battlestar Gallactica marathon this afternoon?"
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"See, friendship is only worthwhile..."
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"That's messed up, Dad. Roger really wants to hang out with you..."
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"Well, da Vinci was a well known sexual deviant."
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"Oh, my God! Snot's drowning."
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"a little help from Chad again."
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"[Chattering]"
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"Thanks."
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"He's dead."
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"I think that's pretty cool."
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"You rascal."
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"Yeah, it brings the whole thing together."
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"Roger, I know I've kind of taken advantage of you lately..."
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"Great. Now I have to get another imaginary job."
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"I packed you everything that Robert Redford ever wore in every movie."
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"Only the best for my good friend."
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"# Out here on my own #"
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"I don't suppose I could trouble you for a drink?"
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"Wait for it."
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"And head straight for Bud's Tex-Mex."
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"- [Groans] - [Woman Sobbing]"
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"##[Disco Beat]"
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"I said dance. You're all terrible."
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"[Woman] # Goddess on the mountaintop #"
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"# The summit of beauty and love ##"
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"Why don't you call him and apologize?"
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