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Clips from American Dad! - Moon Over Isla Island (S05E05)

"- He is a shopper, sir. - What's your strategy to win him over?"
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"It's been proven that men with mustaches..."
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"- are more persuasive. - That's preposterous."
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"- No, it's not. - If you say so."
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"Just make sure this treaty-signing happens, Smith."
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"Not only is there a promotion in it for you, but there's also this."
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"- [Gasps] - That's right, Smith."
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"You'll enter the exclusive fraternity..."
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"of C. I.A. Agents with their own helicopters."
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"What are you guys thinking for lunch?"
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"- I'm thinking paninis. - Roger that."
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"I want that chopper, sir."
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"When da Vinci first conceived of it, he called it an "aerial screw.""
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"Seems a bit lewd."
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"Blueprints for a rape machine."
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"Okay, Barry, you're Ursula the Sea Witch."
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"And Snot, in a dual role, plays both Sebastian and Flounder."
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"All right. Places, everyone."
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"## [Humming]"
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"And I won."
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"Finally. Wait. What is that you're wearing?"
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"Not now, Roger. I'm late for a meeting at the mall."
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"But you promised we'd go hiking."
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"Inconvenient."
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"- Hey, Roger, is your car out of the shop yet? - Yeah. Why?"
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"Well, see, I really need to get to the mall and I have a flat..."
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"- so I thought maybe you'd- - Do another favor for you..."
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"'cause you say we're gonna hang out and be friends, but then you just blow me off?"
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"You understand the contours of my body."
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"Hey!"
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"I thought we were going hiking."
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"My face represents my face."
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"[Sputtering] Brumski!"
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"[Steve] What is this?"
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"Okay, I wasn't."
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"But I was."
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"[Grunts]"
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"I'm gonna get accidental boob off your mother."
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"And something tells me you're gonna need..."
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"Jeff, will you please stop calling yourself Chad?"
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"Chad died. Okay?"
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"And yes, I would have loved to have had help from Chad."
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"Everyone would. He was the best."
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"Twenty minutes, I promise."
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"So, General, about this treaty..."
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"So, General, about this treaty..."
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"Are we gonna get it signed or what?"
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"Great! We'll sign it in front of the world press on Isla Island in one week."
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"And then I'll come visit you in my new helicopter."
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"My frat had a pimps and hos mixer."
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"I'm waiting for my buddy so he can tell me if these look good."
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"Should be just a few more minutes."
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"I'll tell them you helped me."
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"You should try eating the whole hot dog in one bite."
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"Oh, I don't know, Stan. That sounds, uh..."
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"Gay? Dog gobbling? Not a chance."
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"Hmm."
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"- Come on, further. - [Gags]"
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"[Gasps]"
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"[Screams]"
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"- [Gasps] - [Screams]"
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"[Screams]"
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"General? General!"
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"You talking about Chad?"
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"I've been meeting a lot of adults that knew him."
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"because you weren't there to tell me they look stupid."
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"This is like the millionth time you've used me..."
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"I am never doing anything for you again, so..."
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"I hate to say it because I hate you..."
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"but you really do know what looks good on me."
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"Here, put this on."
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"Hmm."
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"[Bullock] Well done, Smith."
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"When you return, we'll have your chopper waiting."
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"but to make it up to you, I'm taking us on a friends vacation."
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"A friends vacation? Yay!"
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"Well, get Susan to blow out her hair."
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"Well, what about- Aw, forget it. I quit."
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"Oh, this is so exciting."
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"We adopt new personas. Here, put these back on."
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"That's from Beverly Hills Chihuahua."
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"That's great. That's great."
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"Robert Redford in Electric Horseman."
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"Why do you think you have 11 bags?"
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"[Crowd Cheering, Clapping]"
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"Oh, look at the friendly locals."
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"Hola."
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"Get up, buddy. Let's hit the beach."
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"- Maybe watch a movie. - No. I'm going to the beach."
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"- ##[Piano: Flourish] - [Woman] # Sometimes I wonder where #"
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"Oh, come on, Stan. You really think this is gonna keep me from leaving?"
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"[Singing Along] # Who I am #"
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"# Do I fit in? #"
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"I mean, it's such a beautiful day outside."
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"# We're always proving-##"
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"[Gasps] My God, Steve! What happened?"
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"Diving for a touch pass- You know, playing sport ball."
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"You poor boy. Oh!"
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"Well, Schmuely's not home."
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"Say, Mrs. Lonstein..."
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"Would you mind pouring it in my mouth?"
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"- My arms, you see. - Oh, of course, honey."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry. Let me clean that up."
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"[Birds Squawking, Chirping]"
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"- Bad news, Roger. The beach is closed. - What?"
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"Yeah. Apparently, it's mating season for the- the diarrhea seals."
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"It's- It's- It's a mess."
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"Whoever made this chicken should have his hands cut off..."
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"then his feet cut off, then shot and killed."
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"maybe you should ease up on the staff a little."
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"I mean, look at these dirty floors."
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"- [Beeps] - Sir, it's Stan."
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"- I'm moving the treaty-signing to tomorrow. - [Woman Screams]"
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"Let's make that tonight."
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"These balloons represent my nads."
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"Hey!"
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"The fuck did you just call me?"
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"- You heard me. - Look, Steve."
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"Getting accidental mom boob is one thing..."
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