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Clips from American Dad! - Moon Over Isla Island (S05E05)

"# Oh, boy it's swell to say #"
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"- Now what do you think? - Adolfo?"
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"Living here for free, eating my food."
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"Are you asking me a question?"
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"giving us access to his island's massive oil reserves?"
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"Not yet, but I'm hoping to persuade him tomorrow."
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"and he is definitely a Carrie."
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"This is Doug in chopper 2."
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"You know that sketch of the naked man in the wheel?"
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"Toshi, you're King Trident. I'm Ariel."
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"Mom, no!"
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"- No, thanks. - No, no."
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"[Gasps] You're the only person who knows what pants look good on me."
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"[Panting]"
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"There's obviously only one way to settle this."
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"Hey, you're meeting me at the J. Crew in 20 minutes, right?"
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"Oh, just put it in the bag."
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"Stan Smith, I welcome a union between our two countries."
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"I am sorry. That is from college."
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"It is stronger than beer."
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"You know, you don't- You don't need to stand there."
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"Thanks. Thank you."
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"Are... we gonna fool around?"
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"I know. He was great."
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"Hey, dill weed!"
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"- Look at them! - Roger, I can't deal with this now."
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"and I've had it."
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"Yes. It fits you perfectly."
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"Sir, we're a go next week for the treaty-signing on Isla Island."
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"Oh, let me just call and get out of work."
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"Ay, Chihuahua."
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"And now I'm gonna pick out your persona."
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"- I don't have that outfit with me. - Yes, you do."
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"Wow. This hotel is amazing."
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"Stan, put my broaches in the room safe."
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"No! I-I mean, let's take the day to settle in."
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"A movie I've seen probably 250..."
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"# Make-believin' is hard alone #"
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"Snot's real name is Schmuely?"
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"So let's just stay in the room and enjoy our lunch."
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"Ugh! This is awful."
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"- [Pounding] - [Man Screaming]"
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"No. No. You're paying good money for us to stay here. It should be perfect."
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"then tied up with said hose and thrown off the roof."
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"My head represents Snot's Mom's head."
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"Steve, I now have no choice..."
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"than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day."
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"[Roger Cackling]"
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"King Harold of Norway and his wife, Queen Sonja."
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"Don't bring your wife. The bathroom scene there is amazing. Huh?"
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"Oh, yum! Dessert."
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"- Maybe too much rum. - [Gunshot]"
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"Okay, dinner's over. Roger, here's the bill."
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"Look, we can talk about it on the plane ride home."
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"Go out on that balcony and get shot 15 times in the chest."
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"[Groans]"
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"See that Senor Smith leaves my country immediately."
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"because it cost us our friendship."
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"Except you. You're good. Everybody do what he's doing."
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"He's the one to talk to about pants."
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"This is a matter between gentlemen, Mother."
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"Please, give us the room."
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"You just make me do gay things."
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"Maybe we use our friends, but we don't just abandon them."
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"Well, she didn't."
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"You know what the worst part of this is?"
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"I can feel your heart beating."
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"That's nothing."
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"Oh, hello."
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"- If you stay here, you'll die. - Why should I believe you?"
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"All you do is lie to me to get stuff for yourself."
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"You want me to leave this nation?"
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"I am this nation."
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"[Grunts]"
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"The general."
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"[Shouting]"
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"I sacrificed it for my friend."
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"So who's gonna be the new general?"
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"Steve, it's a beautiful day."
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"Why don't you invite your friends over for a dip in the pool after school?"
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"Great idea, Mom."
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"Hello. Syfy Channel?"
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"Could you guys reschedule..."
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"Of course you can't. "Dip in the pool.""
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"- Girl, you must be crazy. - Steve, listen to your mom."
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"if you get something from the other person."
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"That thing could be anything- food, sex, even consensual sex."
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"[Cell Phone Rings]"
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"- [Beeps] - Hello?"
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"Stan, you fat-jawed mook."
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"You said you'd meet me to get spray tans..."
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"and here I am getting the Mystic spritz all alone."
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"And you're the one who really needs it..."
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"you Gwyneth Paltrow-skinned son of a bitch."
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"Was that today? Geez. I plumb forgot. I am so sorry."
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"But while I have you, could you do me a favor..."
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"and go next door to the post office..."
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"[Sighs] The Chanel inaugural gown set..."
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"or the "Just say no" Adolfo suit set?"
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"Yeah, Adolfo."
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"and all you do is use him to run your little errands."
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"Hey, Roger uses me every day."
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"And you're one to talk, the way you sponge off me."
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"- I'm your daughter. - Who..."
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"My daughter who..."
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"I'm leading you."
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"I'm leading you to finish my sentence."
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"I-I don't know what you-"
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"I'm gonna go."
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""And my favorite part of my trip to China was the panda bears."
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"The end.""
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"O. M.G. You are the best."
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"Agent Smith, how is that small island nation you cover?"
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"Isla Island."
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"Has he agreed to sign the treaty..."
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"We're having an unofficial meeting at an undisclosed location."
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"You guys hitting the Fashion Center?"
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"Yes. We ran the Sex and the City quiz on his MySpace page..."
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