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Clips from Parks and Recreation - The Possum (S02E02)

"Oh, my God! How did this happen?"
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"I let it out of its cage because it needed water,"
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"and I thought it would just drink"
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"but then it ran off and I couldn't get it back in."
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"He did that, too."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Yeah, and then I opened all the doors"
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"because I thought it would just go outside,"
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"Okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna fix this."
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"Let me just think for a second."
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"Where is it? I can't see it!"
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"No! Okay, where did it go?"
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"I haven't even started yet."
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"Thought you could use some help."
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"Those city planning guys can be real pains in the ass."
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"Okay. I just want you to know"
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"that I still don't think city codes..."
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"Would you, please?"
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"because you're my friend, so just shut up."
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"And if the Swanson Code happens to overlap"
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"and come and jump on my face and bite me."
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"Okay, there... There are no eggs!"
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"It's so huge. I'm gonna call Andy."
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"No."
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"he can do it again. No, please don't, okay?"
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"He's gonna be pissed at me. I already ruined his big day,"
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"and it's my fault that it's in Ann's house,"
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"who he's obviously still in love with."
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"I just... I don't"
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"Oh. April."
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"You think so? Yeah."
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"We don't have to call Andy."
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"We can just call Animal Control."
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"Okay."
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"And, April, any time you want to talk about boys..."
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"Oh, my God! Stop!"
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"Also, I got you this coffee."
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""'I wouldn't have been able to do it"
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""without an early-morning caffeine boost"
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""'from the amazing April Ludgate."
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""'She gave me the liquid courage I needed"
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""'to wrestle that beast to the ground."'"
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"Well, Miss Knope. I have to say I'm very disappointed."
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"You didn't have to say that, you could've just thought it."
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"Well, I'm proud to say that it's somewhere"
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"It's okay. Honestly. I mean, look."
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"honoring the first three female presidents in history,"
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"I want to be looking back at my distinguished legacy"
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"and not thinking that I owe my career to some possum."
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"Thank you so much. Sure."
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"somebody was here taking care of my house."
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"Cool. So, did the neighbors"
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"give you any problems? No."
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"Anything in..."
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"We captured a possum and we brought it"
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"into your house and it got out"
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"What?"
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"And it went into your laundry"
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"and I'm so sorry. It's our fault."
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"We captured it and it got out"
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"and it ran around and it was a possum. Okay? April, run!"
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"I'm gonna go."
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"All right. That's basically it."
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"How did you know that?"
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"Great."
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"We'll get to it first thing Monday."
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"We're acting under direct orders from Mayor Gunderson's dog."
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"Stop, man! Stop hanging yourself."
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"How hard can it be?"
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"They're like those expiration dates"
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"Yeah."
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"How long do you think it would take me to learn golf, Leslie?"
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"I got it!"
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"Very impressive, Leslie."
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"And by night,"
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"from the Journal to stop by to interview,"
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"Let's stick to business hours, shall we?"
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"Let me explain something to you, Tweep."
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"I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking."
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"Seriously, man, when you wear these clothes,"
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"When I was putting it up. See."
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"Well, Fairway Frank did bite the mayor's dog."
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"Fairway Frank You're gonna die"
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"literally kissing his own biceps"
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"No. I've gotta help Leslie find the truth."
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"Because I care so deeply about possums."
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"That's cool. I'm really happy for you."
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"the photos in, like, six hours."
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"Yeah, that sounds good, but I can't"
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"They're gonna take it away. Okay."
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"Sentry duty is usually approximately one hour long."
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"Tom Haverford."
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"I'm at Ann's house and the possum's loose! Okay? I need your help!"
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"Oh, my God! It's chewing on everything! Don't tell Leslie."
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"It must love tacky pictures of flowers."
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"I don't know! I don't know. Here's what we do,"
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"with the City Government Code..."
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"it's going to chew through the door"
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"Ew. I know! What if it's in here?"
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"Yo. So, I feel like you were mad at me yesterday"
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"And I want to be wearing a huge, beautiful, blue hat!"
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"That's great. Happy belated Valentine's Day."
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"Mark Brendanawicz!"
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"Move! Get out of the way!"
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"on my glove and it fell off. Have you seen it?"
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"You guilty son of a bitch"
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"But then yout hought, maybe it's not a whale."
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"Holy cow! Leslie!"
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"I prefer to stand."
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"I can't kill the possum, because it might be innocent."
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"Oh. And here are the keys, and remember..."
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"find the animal and put it down."
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""Don't think, Andy, act.""
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"I think I just want some of those dope pants."
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"and I'm gonna try not to do any of them again."
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"Yeah, well, there's five of us and only one possum."
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"Possum. There was a possum."
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"So, for right now, let's just refer to it as a possum."
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"Oh, man!"
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"so we have to play it smart."
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