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Clips from Parks and Recreation - The Possum (S02E02)

How about an extra recycling can? No. Laminated bus pass? No.

"How about an extra recycling can? No. Laminated bus pass? No."

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What time do you usually go to sleep?

"What time do you usually go to sleep?"

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Because my best ideas usually come to me at night.

"Because my best ideas usually come to me at night."

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See you in hell, buddy.

"See you in hell, buddy."

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Am I quite sure? No. Am I sure enough? Maybe.

"Am I quite sure? No. Am I sure enough? Maybe."

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Could I live with myself? That depends.

"Could I live with myself? That depends."

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As a city official, it's important

"As a city official, it's important"

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that I ask myself a lot of questions.

"that I ask myself a lot of questions."

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Does doing so help me make decisions?

"Does doing so help me make decisions?"

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Uh...

"Uh..."

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Oh, hey, Shauna. Hi, Leslie.

"Oh, hey, Shauna. Hi, Leslie."

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from the Pawnee Journal? How could I forget?

"from the Pawnee Journal? How could I forget?"

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You wrote the article when I fell in the pit.

"You wrote the article when I fell in the pit."

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and everyone talked about it.

"and everyone talked about it."

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Well, we see a possum that we believe to be Fairway Frank.

"Well, we see a possum that we believe to be Fairway Frank."

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you don't have time to think.

"you don't have time to think."

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So, you weren't thinking?

"So, you weren't thinking?"

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Not at all.

"Not at all."

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Were you scared?

"Were you scared?"

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and made some vermin friends.

"and made some vermin friends."

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You know what? "Friends" sounds stupid. Colleagues.

"You know what? "Friends" sounds stupid. Colleagues."

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They are bad at sharing, but they are good at tag.

"They are bad at sharing, but they are good at tag."

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What does your girlfriend think? The nurse.

"What does your girlfriend think? The nurse."

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I broke up with Ann. Yeah.

"I broke up with Ann. Yeah."

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and told me we wouldn't be together anymore.

"and told me we wouldn't be together anymore."

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Well, maybe this article will change her mind.

"Well, maybe this article will change her mind."

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What now?

"What now?"

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catching a possum was never on that list.

"catching a possum was never on that list."

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Well, let's go take some pictures of Fairway Frank.

"Well, let's go take some pictures of Fairway Frank."

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Of the possum.

"Of the possum."

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you just feel better than everyone else.

"you just feel better than everyone else."

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You know?

"You know?"

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Busy? No. What's up?

"Busy? No. What's up?"

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Just wanted to tell you, I understand that city codes exist,

"Just wanted to tell you, I understand that city codes exist,"

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and I know why they exist.

"and I know why they exist."

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And I understand that you enforce them.

"And I understand that you enforce them."

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Can you sign off on my plans now?

"Can you sign off on my plans now?"

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Yup.

"Yup."

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No, you didn't! You clearly didn't!

"No, you didn't! You clearly didn't!"

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It's my property, my land, my shop.

"It's my property, my land, my shop."

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Ooh. Tommy needs a banana. You guys good?

"Ooh. Tommy needs a banana. You guys good?"

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Ron, you're asking me to do a bad job

"Ron, you're asking me to do a bad job"

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at my job, and I'm just not gonna do that.

"at my job, and I'm just not gonna do that."

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Ooh. Silly me. There was this little pom-pom

"Ooh. Silly me. There was this little pom-pom"

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Could you help me look for it real quick?

"Could you help me look for it real quick?"

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It should be on the ground somewhere.

"It should be on the ground somewhere."

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Excuse me?

"Excuse me?"

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all because of this very important business card.

"all because of this very important business card."

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So, this isn't a really big story, right?

"So, this isn't a really big story, right?"

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Nobody cares about this very much.

"Nobody cares about this very much."

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So, this could be on the front page.

"So, this could be on the front page."

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You're gonna fry, oh, yeah

"You're gonna fry, oh, yeah"

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No. Okay. Hypothetically, if you were going

"No. Okay. Hypothetically, if you were going"

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on a mission to, say, catch a guilty whale.

"on a mission to, say, catch a guilty whale."

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And while you were catching the whale,

"And while you were catching the whale,"

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Maybe it's a big fish. Maybe it's a submarine with a face painted on it.

"Maybe it's a big fish. Maybe it's a submarine with a face painted on it."

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I don't know what you're talking about.

"I don't know what you're talking about."

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I saw a second possum!

"I saw a second possum!"

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Wait. Andy's in there talking to a reporter,

"Wait. Andy's in there talking to a reporter,"

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and you're telling me he might not be a hero,

"and you're telling me he might not be a hero,"

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April! Did you see my photo shoot?

"April! Did you see my photo shoot?"

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I think I nailed it. I fell off the stool once

"I think I nailed it. I fell off the stool once"

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when I was trying to look serious,

"when I was trying to look serious,"

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but I'm okay.

"but I'm okay."

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You are?

"You are?"

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So, he said he's gonna e-mail me

"So, he said he's gonna e-mail me"

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Do you want to wait with me?

"Do you want to wait with me?"

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because I have to go do something that actually matters.

"because I have to go do something that actually matters."

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Fairway Frank's been haunting the sixth hole for a while now.

"Fairway Frank's been haunting the sixth hole for a while now."

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You must know him pretty well.

"You must know him pretty well."

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Sure do.

"Sure do."

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I've chased that little sucker off more times than I can count.

"I've chased that little sucker off more times than I can count."

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Can you just take a look at these photos

"Can you just take a look at these photos"

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Huh.

"Huh."

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You guys want something to drink?

"You guys want something to drink?"

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Should I call Animal Control again?

"Should I call Animal Control again?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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We need a little bit more time to figure out the truth.

"We need a little bit more time to figure out the truth."

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Can you do that, April? April, can you do that?

"Can you do that, April? April, can you do that?"

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Please, April, tell me you can do it!

"Please, April, tell me you can do it!"

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Yes. Yes, I can do it. God.

"Yes. Yes, I can do it. God."

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There's a lot of can'ts in my life right now.

"There's a lot of can'ts in my life right now."

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Let's make it happen, Captain.

"Let's make it happen, Captain."

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Don't call me that.

"Don't call me that."

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Help! Help, my arm looks like it's bleeding!

"Help! Help, my arm looks like it's bleeding!"

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Oh, boy. Oh, look how much it's bleeding. Everybody look at it.

"Oh, boy. Oh, look how much it's bleeding. Everybody look at it."

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Everybody look over here!

"Everybody look over here!"

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I need everyone's full attention during this.

"I need everyone's full attention during this."

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That's a lot of blood.

"That's a lot of blood."

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It's ketchup!

"It's ketchup!"

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Do you know them?

"Do you know them?"

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Here's the thing, Evelyn,

"Here's the thing, Evelyn,"

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we're not sure that the possum we caught is, in fact, Fairway Frank.

"we're not sure that the possum we caught is, in fact, Fairway Frank."

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Leslie, whoever it is, it's a possum.

"Leslie, whoever it is, it's a possum."

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No! No.

"No! No."

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He's not a monster.

"He's not a monster."

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He wants to stuff it and hang it above the urinal

"He wants to stuff it and hang it above the urinal"

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in his office bathroom so that little flecks of pee can get on it forever.

"in his office bathroom so that little flecks of pee can get on it forever."

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Now, Leslie, you did a great job,

"Now, Leslie, you did a great job,"

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and the mayor knows that you did a great job.

"and the mayor knows that you did a great job."

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Now, where is the possum?

"Now, where is the possum?"

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I'm sorry, but he's somewhere you'll never find it

"I'm sorry, but he's somewhere you'll never find it"

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and he's gonna stay there until the truth comes out.

"and he's gonna stay there until the truth comes out."

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And I will not reveal his location,

"And I will not reveal his location,"

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no matter how much you ask me.

"no matter how much you ask me."

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But I'm going to stop talking now because I'm afraid

"But I'm going to stop talking now because I'm afraid"

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I may accidentally say where it is, so please go.

"I may accidentally say where it is, so please go."

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This is interesting. They put down a raccoon

"This is interesting. They put down a raccoon"

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Wow.

"Wow."

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And in Walnut Creek, California,

"And in Walnut Creek, California,"

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they put down a duck that bit a kid.

"they put down a duck that bit a kid."

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But security footage later revealed that it was actually a goose.

"But security footage later revealed that it was actually a goose."

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That's great.

"That's great."

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No, it's awful, Tom.

"No, it's awful, Tom."

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How would you feel if you killed an innocent duck

"How would you feel if you killed an innocent duck"

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and let a vicious goose waddle free?

"and let a vicious goose waddle free?"

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Tom! It's April,

"Tom! It's April,"

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You got it.

"You got it."

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The possum got loose at Ann's house.

"The possum got loose at Ann's house."

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Oh, my God!

"Oh, my God!"

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