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Clips from Parks and Recreation - The Possum (S02E02)

"What if it laid eggs in the bed?"
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"Yeah. He tackled it once before,"
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"want him to be mad at me, okay?"
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"He'll forgive you."
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"and I don't know why."
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"So, I made a list of everything I did"
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"And then there's this. Fourth paragraph down."
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""But Dwyer had some help catching the possum."
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"What did you do with the possum, exactly?"
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"the mayor can never pee on it."
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"When I retire and I'm attending some gala"
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"It made me feel so happy that I knew"
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"and your kitchen, and it touched all your bras"
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"Run, April. Sorry, Ann! I love you!"
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"I think that would be best."
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"Just waiting for April."
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"She's taking care of my house while I'm away, so..."
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"Why are you giving it to me now?"
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"I saw this and I thought of you."
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"Hope you keep that somewhere special."
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"What? No. It's a regular, camera-less teddy bear."
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"It's a robot bear. It's programmed to snuggle!"
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"I'll take it."
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"I know."
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"Water the plants, get the mail."
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"Can I read your mail?"
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"No. Please, don't."
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"Fine."
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"That's right. Good."
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"And I thought this would maybe,"
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"to get a little closer. Maybe even..."
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"Leslie, this is Evelyn Rowshlind, from the mayor's office."
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"Oh, hello! I've always dreamed of you."
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"What can I do for you? Have a seat."
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"Okay."
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"and he brought his dog and..."
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"Rufus."
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"We all know Rufus. Everybody loves Rufus."
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"Well, they were out on the sixth hole"
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"Rufus was bitten by a possum?"
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"Yes."
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"It was Fairway Frank."
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"Fairway Frank is this awful possum"
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"who lives near the sixth hole of the public golf course."
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"And he's actually number three"
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"and Poopy, the raccoon who poops all over the high school cafeteria."
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"Let's be honest. Animal Control"
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"Well, you have the reputation as a person who gets things done,"
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"the mayor will be very grateful for your help."
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"Ma'am, the next time we speak,"
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"we shall be dancing on the grave of a possum."
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"Right this way is the exit."
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"Yo, police!"
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"You always know what to bring me."
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"Anyways, thank you so much."
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"Andy recently diagnosed himself"
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"Cures include coffee, cheeseburgers"
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"and napping on the floor."
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"Hey, Ron, what's up?"
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"I have a woodshop, and I'm planning a little expansion."
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"Need my buddy, Mark the city planner, to sign off on the plans."
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"Sure, I just need to schedule an inspection."
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"That's not really necessary."
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"Yes, it is. But you'll be fine"
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"You don't have any code violations, do you?"
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"Eugene! Boy, we have a really important job for you."
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"Office. I need your two best guys"
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"to join me and be part of my task force."
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"But they're not here."
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"Isn't that them, there? Nope."
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"Hey, Brett. Yeah?"
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"Dude. Listen,"
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"Would you rather I capture it myself, and then just call you,"
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"so you can come and pick it up? Okay."
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"Want your ball back? Come with me."
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"How you know my name, homie?"
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"I'm gonna hang yourself."
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"Stop hanging yourself."
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"It's quite a crack team you've assembled, Leslie."
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"Excuse us! Task force coming through!"
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"Task force clear. Resume golfing."
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"I used to love Tiger Woods"
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"But after that sex scandal? The man is a god!"
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"Hey, Mark."
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"You are the first non-me"
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"Ron, none of this is up to code."
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"There's no drainage. Doesn't seem to be any ventilation."
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"Yeah, which only I'm breathing."
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"It's the same liberty that gives me the right to fart in my own car."
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"Are you gonna tell a man that he can't fart in his own car?"
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"There is a basket of oil-soaked rags above a wood-burning stove."
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"is totally up to your precious code."
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"Those dates are arbitrary."
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"Observe. Watch yourself."
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"Okay. I'll replace this. Happy?"
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"You have to get up early, hit the range,"
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"practice reading greens."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Five, 26, 27, 28 violations."
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"Come on, Brendanawicz, relax."
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"Let me make you a canoe."
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"Well, I don't need a canoe, Ron."
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"So, I'll give you 24 hours."
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"You two, flank the left. I'll flank the right."
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"Andy will come in to..."
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"Oh, my God! Task force, engage! I got him!"
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"I got him. Come on, you cowards!"
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"That's him! That's him! We got him!"
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"It's okay. He's on my neck!"
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"It's all right, it's all right, it's all right."
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"All right, it's okay."
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"You're next, Poopy."
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"This is Andy Dwyer, he actually caught the thing."
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"Mr. Dwyer."
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"Please, my friends call me Andy Radical."
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"By day, Andy Dwyer, shoeshine-ist."
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"I do whatever I want. No job."
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"So, we've arranged for a reporter"
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"get some pictures of the team."
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"from the mayor's office, give me a call."
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