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Clips from Parks and Recreation - The Possum (S02E02)

"Ann Perkins. What's happening, sweetheart?"
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"Valentine's Day was a month ago."
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"Whatever. Happy early Valentine's Day."
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"Okay. This is one of those nanny-cam teddy bears, isn't it?"
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"Just put it in your bedroom, don't even think about it."
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"Donna, there's a camera in it."
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"I know. Don't let Tom make a copy."
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"I'm paying April 50 bucks to watch my house while I'm away."
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"but I've seen the way she takes care of her house."
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"Plus, there's always been a little distance between me and April."
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"I don't know, give us a chance"
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"I don't like Ann."
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"Become friends. Who knows?"
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"I have kind of an odd favor to ask."
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"Mayor Gunderson was playing golf last week at Pawnee Municipal,"
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"He's a great dog. Continue."
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"when suddenly, out of nowhere..."
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"on the Parks Department's Most Wanted Pest List,"
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"right behind the bats, who like to poop on the bell tower,"
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"Shouldn't you take this up with Animal Control?"
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"is not the most effective branch of our government."
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"They're a bunch of burned-out morons."
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"A task force? Needless to say,"
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"Ron will show you around."
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"No, you're not. Coffee!"
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"And it is my very favorite non-alcoholic hot drink, except for hot tea."
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"And hot orange juice, weirdly delicious."
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"I need it. I got a really bad case of shoeshine head today."
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"with what he calls "shoeshine head.""
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"as long as you don't have any code violations."
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"Nope."
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"Today's Wednesday."
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"Look, this is not a request."
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"That would be Harris and Brett."
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"that stupid possum is on the golf course again."
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"Hey, guys. Cool! Hey, you want your ball back?"
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"because he was a great champion."
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"to set foot in this building in 10 years."
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"You've got hazardous chemicals over here."
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"Good thing I've got a fire extinguisher, which, I can assure you,"
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"This says it should be recharged June of 1996."
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"to put on yogurt and medicine."
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"I could teach you. I have a 16 handicap."
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"But, you know, it takes a lot of practice."
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"Yeah, I don't want to do all that."
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"All right. Tom, I want you to very slowly..."
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"I need you to fix this place up."
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"Okay, we may only get one chance to catch this thing,"
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"Andy!"
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"He's got it. He's good."
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"Let me see his face. Let me see his face!"
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"Okay, okay, okay, okay! He's on my neck!"
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"Oh, thank you. I had a great task force."
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"I was just the simple mastermind"
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"who planned the whole operation"
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"and executed it to perfection."
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"No, we don't."
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"By a different time of day, Andy Radical, possum tackler."
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"Task force. Great!"
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"Oh, my God, I will! I need so many special favors."
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"Well, you don't have to choose right..."
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"Yeah, all right."
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"Am I sure the possum we caught is Fairway Frank? Yes."
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"If it wasn't Fairway Frank, would I feel badly? Of course."
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"Hi! Andy. You remember Shauna Malwee-Tweep,"
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"And then afterwards, had sex with Mark"
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"When you're in a situation,"
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"So, I thought to myself,"
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"No. No, I wasn't. Well, I..."
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"I lived in the pit for the better part of last year,"
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"Well, your family must be very proud."
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"Shortly after she kicked me out"
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"I hadn't even thought of that. Wow."
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"Of all the things I thought would bring us back together,"
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"Yeah."
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"Okay. Okay. Good talk."
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"Did you get everything up to code?"
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"So, if you don't mind, would you please just get out of my office?"
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"So, how's your hole?"
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"The pit. Lot 48."
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"In fact, there may be some big news on that front coming soon,"
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"Hey, April, can I talk to you about this situation with the possum?"
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"you saw something else that may also be another whale,"
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"and you were like, "What?""
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"The point is, if I kill the first whale,"
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"There was another possum!"
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"but just some jerk that goes around tackling random possums?"
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"Not because I'm pissed at Andy, which I'm not."
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"Because they're so adorable."
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"and make sure that it's Fairway Frank?"
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"Yup, that's him."
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"Mr. Campopiano, those are photos of three different possums."
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"Hey, boss. There's a possum wandering around on the 14th green."
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"Oh, my God. Those idiots are here from Animal Control."
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"Look, I have an idea. I'm gonna distract everybody"
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"and then you get that possum out of here."
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"Can you get the possum out of here?"
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"Can you sneak it out of here?"
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"I can't make a good soup, can't do a handstand in a pool,"
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"can't spell the word "lieutenant.""
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"You know what smells?"
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"It is, it's so..."
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"Is it?"
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"Jerry. Jerry. Yes. It's ketchup."
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"What do you mean that Fairway Frank is not here?"
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"And the sooner it's dead, the sooner the mayor can do what he wants with it."
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"Ew!"
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"that bit a jogger in a park in Staten Island."
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"April! April, it's Leslie Knope, from the Parks Department."
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"Stop ringing the doorbell, it's making him mad."
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"out of the toilet or something,"
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"but it won't leave the house!"
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"Uh-oh. What?"
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"we just go outside. All right? Let's just go outside!"
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"Get in here!"
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"I know."
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"Ron, shut up."
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"No, I am bringing my workshop up to the Swanson Code."
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"Shut up."
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"I know there's a door there, but I kind of feel like"
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