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Clips from Friends - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad (S06E06)

""On the 5th, a special someone is going to give you a gift.""
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"You're going to make a joke about my special present."
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"I'll be waiting."
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"How do you do there, buddy?"
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"Nice to meet you, Mac."
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"[GIGGLES]"
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"I prefer that Liz's boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens."
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"...what's your problem?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"But I think if you give me, um, one chance, I can change your mind."
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"You've got one minute."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"- Ross? - Ross!"
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"Mr. Stevens, I'd like you to meet my friends."
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"Whatever pops into your head."
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"Yeah. But not looking for dates."
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"- I had a sister. - Oh."
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"But, uh, Ross is a great guy. I was roommates with him in college."
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"- When does Liz's father get here? - I'm already here."
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"Honey, you got the kind with the little girl. You said we'd get the kind with the baby."
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"Why would the little girl creep you out?"
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"- This is for your book? - It's about relationships."
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"And how none of it matters when the people really love each other."
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"Oh, no! Yes! Of course. I know that."
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"I'm just me. Yeah."
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"Except I got a little attitude from the robot."
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"...right when I was reaching for one. Ugh."
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"Joey Tribbiani."
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"Joe! I'm glad I found you! I got an audition for you."
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"The actor who has the part doesn't know he might be fired."
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"It's the lead in a series."
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"Hi, Ross."
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"Yeah, Ross. It's okay. It's me..."
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"You were shouting, "Joey, Joey!""
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"- Bye, Ross. - Ah, hoo. Ha, ha."
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"...for two hours. I really liked him. I invited him for a cup of coffee."
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"You were at the coffee house!"
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"- What? Why? - This is weird for me!"
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"No, sweetie. You've got to win over the guy who controls C.H.E.E.S.E."
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"Oh, actually I got a little bit saved for you, Pheebs."
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"- "You wish." - Phoebe, stop writing about us."
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"Ooh, I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter."
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"- Don't touch him! - Okay. All right. Um..."
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"...and the many, many, many stories that Rachel has told me..."
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"I still look at Lizzie like she's a 12-year-old girl."
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"...as I'm sure you are with your wife."
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"Oh! I'm sorry."
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"I mean, that was just a big drunken mistake."
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"You're back."
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"Oh, whoops. I'm sorry. You were talking about Emily."
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"- We said 7:00. - We said 6:00!"
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"Suddenly it's my book to the rescue, huh? Let's see."
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"...and you are the queen of everything."
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"Thanks. So are you."
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""Marsha and Chester are mad at Phyllis.""
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"I can't believe I'm gonna lose this job."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"- Oh, Chandler, Wayne. Wayne, Chandler. - Hi. How are you?"
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"Why should I help you out?"
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"- The reason he just said. - What do you need?"
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"...if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do."
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"You can teach it. I can show you right now."
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"He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was to Emily."
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"God, no."
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"- Then we agree? - Yeah, I guess so."
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"- Oh! Well, I got a lot of those, too. - Uh..."
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"Wayne! Wayne!"
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"[English - US - SDH]"
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"- Okay, Chandler. - Okay."
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"And your horoscope says:"
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"Why would you do that?"
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey."
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"Oh, my God! It's Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E."
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"That's right. It's your first day."
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"Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series?"
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"Why have I not been preparing?"
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"No, Joey, you're gonna be great."
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"But I gotta act with a robot. I don't know anything about technology."
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"And that's only because it's there when you turn it on."
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"Are you judging them by their covers? Because you're really not supposed to."
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"I'm deciding which one to use. I'm going to start writing another book."
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"Because the last one was such a big seller?"
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"Well, if you must know, I have written 14 books."
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"And as I'm the only one who has read them..."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Oh, Rachel and I have to get our hair cut."
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"- We do? - I want to see what he wants first."
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"I just found out Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me."
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"Wait a minute. Hold the phone."
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"You're not Elizabeth's dad?"
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"...to make me look good. - Of course we'll help."
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"- We'll be here. - Thanks."
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"We know how tough those parent-teacher conferences can be."
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"- Let's get you to wardrobe for a fitting. - Okay."
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"Hey, uh, when do I meet the robot?"
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"Why don't we do that right now? He's right here."
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"- Okay. - Joey Tribbiani, this is..."
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"Wow! He's so lifelike."
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"Unbelievable."
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"This is Wayne, the man who created and operates C.H.E.E.S.E."
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"Sorry about that."
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"- Uh, so where's C.H.E.E.S. E? - C.H.E.E.S.E. Is right here."
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"- This is the temporary robot, right? - No. Why?"
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"Well, I just thought it was gonna be a really cool robot."
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"Like the Terminator, or, uh, when I first saw you."
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"I spent two years developing this machine. It's absolutely state of the art."
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"I'm sorry. It doesn't look like it can do anything."
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"It can do this."
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"Hey... Oh, ha, ha."
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"This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller."
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"It's great to meet you, Paul."
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"Uh, of course. Mr. Stevens."
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"Good. So, Ross..."
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"Why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?"
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"Heh. It's funny..."
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"Um, it's not funny."
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"Okay, um, I can see that."
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"- Okay. - What?"
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"Two minutes. Go."
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"[STAMMERS]"
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