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Clips from Community - Football, Feminism and You (S01E01)

"You're right."
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"Profound, but technically meaningless."
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"where they walk away and make the guy feel like crap,"
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"because it won't happen!"
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"Damn it."
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"To listen... girl."
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"- for men? - I don't..."
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"Know... sweetie."
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"I've been..."
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"infatuated with Troy."
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"Now he's joining football."
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"I'll never get to be with him!"
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"Oh, Annie, screw him!"
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"And if Troy isn't one of them,"
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"You're right."
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"I can't control him."
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"And if I truly cared about him,"
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"I wouldn't want to."
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"Thanks for talking to me, Britta."
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"- It really helped. - Seriously?"
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"- Yes. - Who's my girl?"
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"- 'Scuse me! - I did it, I did it!"
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"Human Beings, Human Beings!"
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"Human Beings, Human Beings!"
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"Troy! Troy!"
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"- Don't go in there, man. - What?"
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"A life of disillusionment and depression"
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"Hey, man... Is this your first pep rally or something?"
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"Well, buckle up, Troy. I was exaggerating."
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"It's kinda my gimmick. Let me tell you something..."
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"No, let me tell you something."
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"and... I couldn't take the pressure,"
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"so I took the easy way out."
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"I saw there was nothing to worry about here."
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"I could just play football for the fun of it."
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"Dude, we have feelings."
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"Greendale, we're number one!"
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"Nancy Pelosi is no fun!"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I've decided to support Troy."
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"They deploy thingsin football, right?"
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"I just think we were both wrong."
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"Really? Because I'm an 18-year-old girl,"
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"and you made me cry in public."
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"Greendale's gonna kill me or anything."
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"- Bluuulll... - Holy crap!"
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"- Aah! - Oh, sorry."
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"Hey, say hello to our ethnically neutral mascot..."
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"The "Greendale Human Being"."
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"Uh, let's do something for little people."
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"Milady."
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"Milord."
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"There is just one of every kind of you, isn't there?"
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"- Are you kidding? - Mm-mm."
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"I can't believe this."
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"Troy, I was so sorry to hear about your injury."
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"It was the "Greendale Grizzlies","
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"have been called animals their whole lives."
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"Dean, I'm sure Troy will sign up for football"
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"But we did lean on that pretty hard last week."
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"- Maybe he didn't see you. - He saw me!"
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"Think my mom might visit this weekend."
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"Makeovers."
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"and we have a mascot that's just a white guy,"
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"Is that real bed head, or do you put something in there?"
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"If you said, "stop," he'd say, "hammertime.""
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"Bye. He's just laying low."
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"had to go number two."
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"Planet Hollywood."
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"You ever miss being a quarterback, Troy?"
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"Whoa!"
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"Now you're not playing, and you're not."
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"It starts when you join this team."
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"I mean, I have to go,"
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"Shh, shh, shh."
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"Eh... eh... eh... eh..."
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"This isn't the real you."
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"Irish chins, women's breasts."
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"Yes!"
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"- You want anything? - Oh, yeah, a Desmond Tutu"
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"with just enough cream to make it a Lou Diamond Phillips."
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"La bamba. Got it."
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"Just as long as you don't have to"
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"Probably because I actually care."
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"Where's Shirley?"
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"Kleenex?"
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"There are guys out there that would kill to be with you."
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"You got that?"
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"Yeah."
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"You should try accepting where you're at, man."
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"I went for rhyme over clarity."
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"A small fading remnant of a star."
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"Did you know they had a football?"
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"Wood undergoes rapid oxidation"
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"- Dean, a quick download, please? - Uh, absolutely."
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"Why are you doing a politically conservative"
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"I present to you the "Greendale Human Being"."
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"You got the most you were ever gonna get out of football"
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"No. I need another example."
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"it's used as parking overflow for the megachurch."
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"Waiting for a superstar to notice you."
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"because things weren't that great out there."
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"But take it from me, that's human for "hello"."
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"Yeah!"
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""Most valued customer. Henderson trophy cases.""
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"She probably just, you know,"
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"Maybe... it's because men make the world go round?"
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"No. Because I'm not in a commercial for breakfast cereal."
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"Shirley, will you please come to the bathroom with me?"
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"that Troy Barnes is playing football here."
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"You know that keg flip that cost me my scholarship?"
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"who emerges from a bush."
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"I mean, have you seen these guys?"
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"and it has the density of 40 Suns."
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"I'm familiar with the concept. I'm just... fine."
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"of thumbnailing a human being prototype"
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"but that doesn't mean I support..."
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"I was thinking about the four disembodied heads,"
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"Every day on my way to school,"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa... What happened to the prototype?"
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