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Clips from 30 Rock - Subway Hero (S02E02)

"Good morning, Jack."
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"Lemon, I'm helping to organize a little fund-raising dinner"
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"Food Network doesn't have a news show."
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"This guy stepped in front of a train"
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"Wow! That's amazing. I know."
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"Every show wants a guest appearance by the Subway Hero."
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"Oh, yes."
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"Hero?"
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"Dennis!"
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"Dennis. I knew you'd be back."
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"No way. This is fate."
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"You swore to me that you would never see me again."
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"Yeah, we do. We're like Ross and Rachel but just not gay."
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"and not because of my band."
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"I-I-I just wanna rock?"
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"Whoa, hey! I knew you were gonna say that."
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"That is so unfair! I knew that girl was 18."
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"I don't know. You know?"
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"and the fall of 1972,"
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"and he's your Republican celebrity"
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"Uh-huh. Good to see you."
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"You know who this is?"
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"Most people. But let me ask you a question, Kenneth."
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"I don't vote Republican or Democrat."
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"Kenneth here will show you out. Oh."
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"Thank you."
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"Stories I could tell about this place."
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"Oh, Mr. Bright, I would love to hear about the good old days."
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"And an inside monogrammed pocket, you know,"
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"Okay."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you"
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"Yeah!"
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"What's with the trophy?"
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"You think you're better than me?"
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"You said, "I don't know what I see in that guy.""
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"They should call this thing "The Weeks.""
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"Liz, listen to me."
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"Subway Hero!"
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"Have you ever considered"
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"What?! Hell, no!"
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"Off-putting."
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"Back then we didn't have pages, you know."
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"Hey, my old dressing room."
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"Hey, dummy, I was just telling these dummies"
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"Very funny."
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"is down around the hall."
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"It wasn't a date or whatever. I paid for dinner."
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"You always paid for Dennis."
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"I don't have to explain myself to you."
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"I just wandered around the building all night."
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"Nixon... Nixon... Nixon... Nixon... Nixon... Nixon...?"
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"Nixon... Nixon... Nixon... Nixon... Nixon... Nixon...?"
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"Nixon... Nixon... Nixon... Nixon... Nixon...?"
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"There was still so much left on my bucket list."
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"And Watergate. Uh-bup-bup-bup-bup."
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"Look, I know you're worried about this."
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"Just ask my old friend Sammy Davis Jr."
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"It was a big tent back then, Tracy."
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"I got a mission!"
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"You see, the GOP is trying to raise its celebrity profile,"
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"Aw, no can do, pally."
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"I almost joined the Marines once."
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"but that dumb creep makes me laugh."
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"I know I'm supposed to make myself nice meals instead of eating junk."
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"Warming your jeans in the morning?"
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"Know what that subway thing taught me, Jack?"
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"It taught me to follow my instincts more. That's how you get ahead."
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"from the bilge water of Rupert Murdoch's yacht."
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"I agree. Not thinking is what makes America great."
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"All right? Pronto."
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"Yeah, I do."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"And when I grab on, I do not let go."
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"You know, I can just be myself. Isn't that what love really is?"
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"then you just get sleepy."
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"That's exactly what they say it's like"
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"Blurgh."
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"celebrating each other's strength."
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"I'm in!"
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"We've got to shoot a couple of commercials right away."
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"Maybe a couple photos where you don't give the thumbs-up?"
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"You know, it's all really happening for me."
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"'cause I'm a man of action."
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"Yeah, I got to stop overthinking everything like I used to."
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"That was never your problem."
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"You don't know this guy!"
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"He is not the man you think he is!"
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"I could get any girl here I want."
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"Shut up, crowd!"
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"I command you, as the Subway Hero, shut up!"
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"Unbelievable, Liz. Hey."
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"Ugh! Thank God I didn't fall for this."
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"Oh, I'm the loser."
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"I guess I'm the one who totally missed catching the puck"
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"No, you suck!"
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"Hey, Jack... can I just say "black Americans"?"
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"There's no such thing as Blackmericans."
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"That's great. That's why you're here."
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"But everybody isn't forward-thinking like I am."
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"They will, won't they?"
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"Paid for by the Committee to Re- lnvade Vietnam."
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"Hey, Jack, I'm sorry."
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"Well, it's fine with me,"
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"but we've been promoting the Subway Hero."
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"Now, if you could let him know that, that would be great."
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"Of course I am."
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"That's why GE's gonna be introducing"
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"and we put the ham in Pat Weaver's office."
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"I'll tell ya..."
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"With all due respect, I can't listen to this anymore."
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"I love television, sir, and you are ruining it."
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"I'm off to Chinatown to pick up some human growth hormone"
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"See? There's your weird."
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"A bird?!"
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"Dennis, I'm very sorry."
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"My mall appearance got canceled,"
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"the... the Mighty Ducks are mad at me"
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"Aw, you're just saying that."
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"Oh. Well, this one's dating a "Dateline" predator."
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"On a night... just like this."
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