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Clips from Veep - Shutdown (S02E02)

"- Ma'am? - Dan, your 15 minutes of furlough are over."
Veep
"Okay, so what do we got on the deck for today?"
Veep
"Aw, crap. I wanted to meet the NASA guys."
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"Ah!"
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"I'm sorry. I got Sue."
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"Okay, Gary, get out. Go fuck yourself, Jonah."
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"Please don't tell me you got it on with the widow."
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"Well, that's a good attitude to have."
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"Okay? So let's just throw as many bodies at this as we can."
Veep
"That's what we're gonna do."
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"There are cameras. There are cameras here."
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"No, that was me. And it was a shout."
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"- Yeah, I'm sorry. - Fine."
Veep
"You know that stinky garbage outside your home?"
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"How do you feel about swindling"
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"in charge of my image except me?"
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"Okay, fine. You know what?"
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"Do you find this divergence troubling?"
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"for a right fuckabout, eh?"
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"- So, our trash? - Your trash?"
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"Boy, I had forgotten"
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"Yes, sir."
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"But he's dead, for God's sake."
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"- You're furloughed. - No!"
Veep
"See, I need more of that on my team."
Veep
"Two things. Call the "Guinness Book of World Records.""
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"A nice little puff piece. I set it up."
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"Get rid of it. Refuse it."
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"How can they allow this shutdown to happen?"
Veep
"Hey, hey. What have I missed?"
Veep
"So we should round up Catherine,"
Veep
"As well as get in touch with the press guys?"
Veep
"I know. I know. I know."
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"because I'm the fucker who furloughed him."
Veep
"Now you see why we have the hard chairs."
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"We've got to unenfurlough Mike and Gary."
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"Well, POTUS knows we have to get out of shutdown ASAP."
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"is getting back together with her ex-husband."
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"You have a visit to the waste management plant in Fairfax."
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"Well, we don't want to do "First Response""
Veep
"You're paying to have my car cleaned after this."
Veep
"Look around you."
Veep
"And not really cards so much."
Veep
"God! Stop! That's not cool."
Veep
"and put it up on the..."
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"But I can't."
Veep
"So what you're saying is your career has stalled."
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"Ma'am?"
Veep
"Amy, greens. We'll call Mike carrots."
Veep
"What's making you doubt her?"
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"you're not asking for anything"
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"I've got to have a skeleton staff."
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"No, no, network the bejesus..."
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"What? I'm not overpaid."
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"What the...?"
Veep
"We'll take it to the residence and I'll help you get a passport."
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"want to make big bucks as an oil lobbyist, right?"
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"Okay. POTUS's quote"
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"Unbelievable."
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"All right."
Veep
"Yeah, I'm not gonna call you that."
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"- I like it. - Yeah."
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"Okay, come on. Let's get this over with."
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"Ma'am?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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