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Clips from Veep - Shutdown (S02E02)

"Gary mentioned you might be able to get my passport renewal fast-tracked."
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"Ma'am, I'm G8 advance team."
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"Go, period, fuck, period,"
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"yourself, exclamation point."
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"But, ma'am, I helped with the garbage."
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"Oh, you helped with the..."
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"with the garbage?"
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"Yeah, I helped with the garbage."
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"- Um, Sue. - Yeah?"
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"Could you get in touch"
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"with what's-his-fuck at the State Department?"
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"Did you just furlough Gary and Mike when I was in the bathroom?"
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"I did. So Sue's the new Gary and you are still the Amy."
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"She is furloughing indiscriminately into the crowd."
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"Land deal shit, fake relationship shit, shutdown shit."
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"You left out that she just did a deal with Roger Furlong"
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"and is becoming semidependent on antidepressants."
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"Oh, well, what could possibly go wrong?"
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"Okay, Sue, let's go."
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"Ma'am, I am so sorry"
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"that I could not get you the widow."
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"Yeah, that was what I would call a massive fuckup."
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"Amy, why is everybody else"
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"- We've got to do something, Amy. - Okay."
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"Ma'am, the dump has a contaminated sludge delivery at 10:15,"
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"so we have a very limited window."
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"Okay, I just... I just want to think..."
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"Maybe get me on TV?"
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"with Janet Ryland or anything, but I mean..."
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"Oh. Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah, that's a great idea."
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"That's precisely what I want to do, Dan."
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"- Good. - Oh, okay, then, yes. Exactly."
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"You know what? The more I think about it,"
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"She's respected, but she's not dangerous."
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"She's staid, she's stately."
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"She's old and cold"
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"and I'm warm and..."
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"- Young? - Young, exactly."
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"at gunpoint, if we have to."
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"And maybe Andrew."
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"Yeah?"
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"Honestly, all of America will be watching."
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"- Melodrama queen. - Tick tock, tick tock."
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"- Sludge time. - Yeah. This is gonna be a great idea."
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"So call "First Response," get this thing underway."
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"- Unfurlough. - That's what I just said, Amy."
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"Oh, really? No, I don't think so."
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"That's not a bad idea, actually."
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"Your bravery has been an inspiration for us all."
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"Now look, ma'am, I've allotted exactly three minutes"
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"- for small talk, during which... - Okay, thank you, Sue."
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"Then after that, there's a maximum"
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"- of 10 minutes for glass... - That's enough, Sue."
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"It is so nice to hear someone say that."
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"If you need it, you got it."
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"God bless you."
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"This wildlife in the area,"
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"I wonder how it's impacted by this very facility."
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"We get a lot of rats, if that's what you mean."
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"Oh, well, that makes sense, doesn't it? Of course, yeah."
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"And he served in the Coast Guard, is that right?"
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"It would have been a mighty privilege to have known him."
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"And I'm sure you know, Joe,"
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"that nationally we spend about $71"
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"per ton of waste on recycling"
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"while we spend $86 per ton on collection."
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"Ma'am, I-I just shovel it."
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"- I don't account for it. - Okay."
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"Depends on which channel you're watching."
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"I think we can all learn from the incredible strength you've shown."
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"- Are you married, Joe? - Yes."
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"Yeah, that's right. Walk away."
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"I swear to God, it was massive."
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"Yeah, you know, you two do similar jobs."
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"Oh!"
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"from this administration and you're forbidden by law"
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"No, no, no. Just browsing the store of life."
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"Very funny, Carl."
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"Oh, ma'am. Oh, oh, oh. Sorry."
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"Pickle me eels and tickle me belly"
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"Are you going to the G8 conference in London?"
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"Is what other people would say."
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"So me and the Speaker, I think we're gonna end this."
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"It's fucking us all every which way."
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"Um, I've been seeing Andrew."
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"Okay."
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"Why don't you offer to blow him over by the recycled glass?"
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"It's a shame you're not going to London."
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"Not with you, ma'am. You have been hung out to dry."
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"and giving a eulogy when POTUS sends me there in his stead."
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"Well, I look forward to that. Oh, wait, I'll be dead."
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"Nonsense. Give him exactly what I'm having."
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"And we will split the champagne."
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"And a black bear. That's the weird part."
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"Taunting him or forcing the bear to dance."
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"- There's not a happy bear in show business. - Or he tried to fuck the bear."
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"Forgot my noise-cancelling headphones."
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"to take it in the ass to save the president."
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"This ass is in clench-down. I don't want to be a decoy."
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"The bear widow. Get in touch with the bear widow."
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"So you're really not gonna eat that lobster?"
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"You want to get rid of some farm folk, huh?"
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"Sure, sure. No, we can..."
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"why don't we come up with some kind of code?"
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"Yeah. No, no, no, no."
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"to go to Minnesota, do some widow work."
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"Yeah. And I want to meet with Furlong."
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"Oh, God!"
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"- How do you know it's hers? - Shut up. I found it."
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"But when I do, it just makes me so fucking happy."
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"Ooh!"
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"You're a coy boy. So what?"
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"You want to make a deal with me?"
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"You know what? You make such a good point."
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"Will, do I understand?"
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"All right, she's on her way, so we'll just put this in her car."
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"- Oh, my God. - There you go."
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"- Watch your legs, Lurch. - All right, guys."
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"Oval Office ordering a pizza and an air strike."
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