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Clips from Veep - Shutdown (S02E02)

"When I said fault, I meant that it wasn't your husband's fault"
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"because bears are naturally hungry."
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"Does that make sense?"
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"Hello? Hello?"
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"Oh, was that Mrs. Doolittle?"
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"- Yeah. - And?"
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"- Very emotional. - Well, of course."
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"What? Oh, Jesus."
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"- Dan's on furlough. - Yeah, I know he's fucking furloughed"
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"Well, okay, if he's not back soon,"
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"Unenfur..."
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"- - we'll have to get Sue back. Okay."
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"It's not happening. I'm not getting in there."
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"Oh, please. Please. You think this is bad?"
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"Wait till you get to London. Everything smells like urine."
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"Okay, found it."
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"Oh, my God, that pizza was good."
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"You know, I don't eat pizza very much, Roger."
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"- The Chinese invented pizza. - No, they didn't."
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"- Yeah, they did. - Listen, Roger,"
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"about Andrew's land deal and our relationship."
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"Oh, my God, all these whispers, these rumors."
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"Who knows where any of that's coming from?"
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"The point is there's boxes and boxes of this stuff out there."
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"- I know that. That's a fact. - Uh-huh."
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"He doesn't mind. Do you, Will?"
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"Whatever works, sir."
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"- Right, see? Team player. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, I got a pretty impressive deck of cards here, ma'am."
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"- Do you? - Yeah."
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"- What's your favorite game? - Shanghai."
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"I would have guessed Old Maid."
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"- Want to play Go Fish? - Sure."
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"- Why don't you lay 'em out? - All right."
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"Queen. The boxes I just mentioned."
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"- Uh-huh. - Boxes full of dirt."
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"Yeah, you can start calling me the Hurty Dirty Man."
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"I'm not. What's your king?"
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"Could be Chung time."
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"Danny likes boxes."
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"And then?"
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"Well, I can't predict the future."
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"Roger Furlong, look at you being all coy."
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"You are, man."
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"You'd make some sort of a deal with him? Is that what you're thinking?"
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"For some sort of senior position in his administration?"
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"- Stranger things have happened. - Uh-huh."
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"Stranger things could happen."
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"- Boom. - Boom."
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"Have a place in my future administration?"
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"Wow, that came out of nowhere, didn't it, Will?"
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"It's like a sudden monsoon in Goa, sir."
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"Sudden monsoon. They predict those things weeks in advance, you idiot."
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"Hey, did you ever see "Silence of the Lambs"?"
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"Oh, yeah. That scared the living shit out of me."
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"I know, it's hard to believe that they have female FBI agents."
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"- Oh! - I'm kidding."
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"I'm kidding. I'm kidding."
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"I love that kind of misogyny."
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"- these two characters, right? - Right."
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"That seem to be so different, but they can come to an understanding"
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"and I'm not agreeing to anything."
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"Okay."
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"Obviously, I can't say anything explicitly."
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"Neither can you. You understand that?"
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"No, ma'am."
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"- Team player. - Yeah."
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"- Did you check the oil? - No. Who the fuck checks their oil?"
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"Everyone."
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"- Oh, hey, Sue's here. - Oh, thank God."
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"- Hi, Shaun. - Hey, gentlemen."
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"- Nice to see you. - Sue, grab a bag."
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"We're gonna be the shitty Sopranos."
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"My mess on your dress. I like this... sorry."
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"Okay, first, no touching. Thank you. And I'm not."
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"Oh, God, there's no way I'm gonna fit in here."
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"It's bigger than your mother's womb and you were in there till you were 15."
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"Oh, God, I'm touching it."
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"Something's wet. Something's wet."
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"- Ugh, okay. - It got on my ID badge."
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"Who buys a coupe? Oh, gross."
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"People will say he shouldn't have been there."
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"I keep thinking about his last moments."
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"So how is the widow holding up?"
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"She's crying a lot. Like a shitload a lot."
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"She's a big fan of yours, though. You should talk to her."
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"I don't know. It could look opportunistic."
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"But heroes don't get to choose, they get chosen."
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"Speaking of chosen, how is Dan.com/Egan?"
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"- I'm still a fan. - And you should be, Danny."
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"- I'm fucking awesome. - You are."
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"Sadly, though, Selina and Kent Davison are blind to my destiny."
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"See, they're thinking like it's the 1990s."
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"I'm thinking like it's the 2020s."
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"You got 20/20 vision, huh?"
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"I don't have any immediate vacancies, but I will."
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"In six years' time, you and me,"
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"Get the Rolling Stones to perform in my fucking living room."
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"20/20, yo."
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"I need you back. To the Bastardmobile."
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"Yeah."
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"You know, I didn't realize how good I was at this job"
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"until someone else did it so badly."
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"- Different isn't bad. - No, bad is bad."
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"No, it looks like the NASA guys had to reschedule."
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"They're basically a bunch of nerds who work in a hangar."
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"So what do we got instead?"
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"Okay, I don't know what is the most depressing word in that sentence."
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"All you got to do is go meet the garbage guys."
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"You know, make it look like you're getting your hands dirty with the common man."
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"Get some pictures for the press."
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"- You're furloughed, Mike. - Without pay?"
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"Try renting out your fucking boat."
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"Ma'am, look, I had no choice in this."
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"Gary wouldn't do something that idiotic, would you, Gary?"
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"Yeah, no, no. I get it."
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"- I understand now. - Yeah. Whew."
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"- Hey, Gary. - Yeah?"
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"No."
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"You got to sign the paperwork on Amy's desk."
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