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Clips from Veep - Shutdown (S02E02)

"I think... mm, yeah, okay."
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"It's great to meet you, Janine."
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"If there's anything I can do..."
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"This doesn't look great, does it?"
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"Ah, that's lovely."
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"God, that is really bad."
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"Can't we get this shit out of here?"
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"Not until the shutdown is over."
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"The garbage collection is suspended..."
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"Wait, what?"
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"Did I hear the VP scream?"
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"so I shouted to scare it off."
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"- That was a man's voice? - Yeah, 'cause I'm a man."
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"I have a man's voice."
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"Walk away."
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"We're in shutdown mode."
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"- So Keith stays, right? - What?"
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"Keith. He's skinny like a skeleton."
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"Ma'am, please. I can't afford to be furloughed."
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"It just makes economic sense for you to go, Dan."
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"Does that mean he makes more money than I do?"
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"Anyway, the deal is it's not going to be long"
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"because I've got a meeting with the Speaker today."
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"So I'm gonna shut down the shutdown."
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"Without me, this office will implode."
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"Gary, the Secret Service is calling you Girly Shirley Temple."
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"- So you need to just cut... - Sue."
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"- Yeah? - You're going home."
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"I need a moment."
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"- Come on, she had to go. - Poor Sue."
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"- Poor Sue. - I guess I'll be heading out."
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"Okay. I need to remind you you cannot make work-related contact with anyone"
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"from entering the West Wing or EEOB."
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"Wow, he's taking that well."
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"He's like Spock. He doesn't show his emotions."
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"- Ever? - Ever."
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"- No, not even then. - You're kidding me."
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"when the security guy fell off his Segway."
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"Is laughter an emotion?"
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"Full day spa package."
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"No, I think you'll find it is possible."
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"Can you set up a lunch with him? Great."
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"Section marked "what if.""
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"Network the bejesus out of me."
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"I want people to be sick of the sight of my face."
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"Gary, I don't know how to do that."
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"Andrew donating to both parties is all over the blogs."
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"- Who the hell keeps stirring the shit pot? - Roger Furlong."
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"The donations, the shitty book about me and Andrew"
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"having some sort of fake relationship,"
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"Well, in the acknowledgments, the author says..."
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"Why do you have a copy of that?"
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"So I can refute it to people. It's my refuting copy."
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"Okay, look, if the VP did have a window,"
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"it'd be a high one and she'd push you out of it."
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"- Yeah, that's very good. - What?"
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"You're pregnant? Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I did not mean that."
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"Listen, if you call next week, I can probably fit you in, okay?"
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"Congratulations."
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"Well, 'ello, governors."
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"'cause I am off to merry London Town"
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"Yes, I am, Gary. Thank you for asking."
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"Yes, I am."
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"It is a city where women are literally drunk all day."
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"And I am going to mind their gaps, my friend."
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"But I need my passport renewed, so can I speak to the veep?"
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"Why do you need her for that?"
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"Well, cum-for-brains, the government is shut down,"
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"so all the passport offices are closed."
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"Who's the new Sue? Me."
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"Would you like an appointment, Mr. Ryan?"
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"Uh, yes, new Sue, I would like to make an appointment."
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"- Suck it. - Ha ha!"
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"People out of work. Garbage in the streets."
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"Ordinary folks suffering."
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"Sometimes I feel I don't know my own party."
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"See, this is the problem with high-definition."
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"You don't want to see a dick in hi-def."
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"Do Washington's overpaid lawmakers"
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"not care about ordinary people?"
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"I'm independently wealthy. All right? Sorry."
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"Ma'am, the stench at your home is gone."
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"- Thanks to me. - What?"
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"I, as Sue, had a private company take it away."
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"What? Why would you do that?"
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"That was not a good idea, Gary."
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"That wasn't the reaction I was expecting."
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"Come on, Gary. Everybody in Garbagetown"
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"has to live with the stink except for the..."
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"uppity princess in her perfumed palace."
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"I'm not saying that. Not me."
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"Wait a minute, hold on now."
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"So now some private contractor"
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"who has not been vetted"
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"on the Internet?"
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"I'm sorry, ma'am. I didn't mean to do that."
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"You've got to go and get the garbage bags back."
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"Okay. Yes, ma'am. Wait, how am I gonna know which bags are yours?"
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"Do you want to let me know some of the things that are in the bags?"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"- I don't know. - Fuck."
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"Like you would see someone for lunch or a game of cards?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"I mean, we've been having lunch and then we've been having sex."
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"Just, you know, just, like, sex."
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"Oh, God, Amy. Can you tell me what to do?"
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"- Honestly? - Yeah."
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"You dump him overboard like the toxic waste he is."
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"You just have no idea. And it's stress relief."
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"You know, endorphins."
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"Okay, then you see... see where it goes."
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"- No, I have to end it. - Yeah."
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"I don't actually have to touch the trash, do I?"
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"You've got to help me get the garbage, put it in your car."
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"So you're the guys who want your trash back?"
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"- Hey, I'm Gary Walsh. - It's a pleasure."
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"- Jonah Ryan. West Wing. - Hi."
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"- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's mine now."
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"- Oh. - So what's my end?"
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"Okay, sir, this is a government matter,"
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