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Clips from South Park (1997) (S21E21)

"Uh-huh."
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"I don't give two shits about a treaty."
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"You're a Polish midget."
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"[ Knock on door ] Come in."
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"[ Receiver clicks ]"
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"Mr. President, we have a problem."
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"Oh, don't tell me people are still mad"
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"It's pronounced "Niger," Mr. President."
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"Ooh, aren't we fancy."
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"Okay, I don't want a bunch "Nigers" in Africa"
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"was found raped and executed."
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"Oh, you mean fucked to death?"
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"Oh, yeah, that was me."
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"Mr. President, people are starting to question"
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"your oath to the office!"
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"was that I would fuck everyone to death, remember?"
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"You guys be quiet."
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"And you guys just get out there"
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"and put a positive spin on this whole thing."
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"It's getting pretty hard to keep defending you."
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"Oooh."
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"Hello."
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"I know things have been difficult between us lately."
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"I know you think all boys are sort of pigs,"
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"but just know that a lot of us boys"
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"think girls are amazing and smart and beautiful."
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"Not -- Not like hot beautiful,"
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"I mean like inside beautiful."
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"I -- I'm not saying you're hot."
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"It doesn't matter. You're all hot on the inside."
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"If we could all just see inside you, it would be hot."
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"It's Heidi Turner."
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"You guys shouldn't criticize her so much"
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"for going with Cartman."
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"Why not? Eric Cartman is a horrible person."
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"You can't keep saying, "We told you so,""
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"because if you make her feel dumb,"
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"she just doubles down and tries to prove to herself"
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"that it wasn't dumb."
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"No!"
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"Obvi."
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"Do I?"
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"Hey, Kyle!"
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"Hey, I was thinkin' about what you said --"
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"how we should all help Heidi break up with Eric?"
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"Yeah, no, we're not getting involved in that."
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"Yeah, no, yeah, I, uh --"
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"Oh. Okay, then."
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"Cartman, can we talk?"
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"and -- and just try to be good to her, okay?"
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"Kyle, let me tell you something about relationships."
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"There's always two sides. Okay?"
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"and you'll understand."
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"Oh, here she comes."
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"[ Beating drum ] Boom-baba, boom-baba!"
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"Clear the hallway, everyone!"
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"I was just practicing marching bass drum for my buddy Kyle."
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"You betcha. Can't wait."
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"Okay. See ya."
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"[ Beating drum ] Boom-baba, boom-baba, boom!"
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"over the President's competency again today."
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"Though the comments seem divisive,"
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"Speaker of the House Paul Ryan"
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"says he's sticking by his President 100%."
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"Reporter: Speaker Ryan, it's the anniversary"
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"of the President being elected."
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"How do you think he's doing?"
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"He's great. We're doing great."
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"People don't know how great the President can be"
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"behind closed doors."
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"They don't get to see all his good qualities."
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"Uh-huh. And is that semen on your black eye?"
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"Oh! No, I-I, uh -- I tripped on a doorknob!"
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"That's just -- That's doorknob cum."
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"I keep thinking Eric's going to change."
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"People like Cartman,"
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"they always make things someone else's fault."
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"but Cartman sees himself as the victim all the time."
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"He'll always find someone to blame for his shortcomings,"
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"I was in a really bad place."
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"I felt pushed away by society."
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"Then this guy came along"
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"who told me all the things I wanted to hear,"
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"and I just went with it."
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"[ Rihanna's "Unfaithful" playing ] No, Heidi."
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"♪ Really loves my company ♪"
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"♪ Every time I walk out the door ♪"
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"♪ I don't wanna do this anymore ♪"
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"[ Muffled ] Please, Heidi!"
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"[ Knocking on door ]"
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"[ Crying ]"
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"Hi..."
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"Hi..."
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"[ Doorbell rings ]"
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"He-He-He-Heidi broke up with me, Token."
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"[ Whimpers ]"
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"She was my whole world."
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"C-Can I just stay here with you please?"
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"I know how you feel now, Token."
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"To be pissed of at the world."
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"To feel completely screwed over by society."
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"I wanna do what you guys do"
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"and go disrespect the flag and flip cars over and stuff."
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"[ Doorbell rings ]"
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"I'm sorry for everything!"
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"I really understand now how you guys feel."
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"disrespect the flag tonight?"
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"I wanna go with. Get outta here!"
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"What's going on? Nothing, Mom."
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"Thank youuuuu..."
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"No!"
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"Okay, we're safe to talk."
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"It's not safe!"
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"Nowhere's safe, don't you understand?"
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"We're all about to get killed!"
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"The latest approval ratings."
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"These numbers are so low that we might just have an out."
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"It means that the swing voters are turning against him."
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"It's those people who matter."
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"And then we don't have to get killed!"
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