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Clips from South Park - Asspen (S06E06)

"- Oh, yeah? - Yeah!"
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"Darsh, you're even dumber than I thought, again."
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"See you tomorrow."
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"You're not really gonna go down that K-13 run, are you, Stan?"
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"Dude, I have to!"
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"Stan, you can't let that Tad guy get to you."
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"- Screw him, dude. - Dude, he's got Heather!"
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"I'm not going to die. I mean, how bad can the K-13 be?"
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"The K-13? You don't wanna go down that run."
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"It was on that very ski run that a group of students were killed by a wolf-boy"
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"- Thank you. - Yeah."
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"Look, Stan, when Kenny died, I learned how important friends are."
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"I'm not gonna lose another friend!"
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"This isn't about you, Kyle! I have to do this, okay? I have to!"
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"How many times do we have to tell you this?"
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"And we certainly don't want to pressure you."
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"You kept us all day yesterday, and then had a chair lift bring us back."
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"Hey, you can leave any time you want. Of course, that is, if you don't want"
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"We just want to ski. Come on, everybody."
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"I know! Have you ever considered going in on a timeshare?"
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"Don't listen to them. Let's just go."
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"- My God. Can you believe those people? - I hope you don't blame me for all that."
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"Folks, I'm glad you're back because we forgot to mention"
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"timeshare condos are still deeded properties!"
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"You folks really lucked out this time. You're visitors number 1,000!"
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"That means you can listen to our special offer"
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"- for privileged members only! - That does it. I'm calling the police."
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"Mr. Ski Instructor, I need a lot of training, fast."
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"- I'm gonna race down the K-13. - The K-13? But you're just a beginner."
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"All right, well, if you gotta get good at something really fast,"
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"there's only one way to do it. Come on!"
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"- Remind everyone of what's going on - What's going on!"
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"In any sport if you want to go from just a beginner to a pro"
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"- You need a montage - Montage"
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"- A simple little montage - Montage"
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"Always fade out in a montage"
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"All the ad said was that we had to attend a 30-minute meeting, right?"
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"And it's been a day and a half! These guys won't let us leave."
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"That's not true, Officers. We said they could leave at any time."
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"All right, let me see if I got this straight."
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"You two gentlemen are offering part-time limited-liability ownership"
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"in one of your fabulous condos for the one-time price of $8,000?"
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"for passing up such a great deal!"
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"That's right! You're practically stealing condos at that price."
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"- Oh, Jesus! - No! No!"
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"Perhaps now you see the severity of your situation."
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""Can my timeshare condo turn into a profit?""
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"The answer might astonish you."
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"For over 10 years, investors have seen their..."
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"The powder is fresh and the stage is set for Tad versus Stan on the K-13."
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"This time you're not just gonna lose. You're gonna die."
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"All I'm gonna have left are you two douches."
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"This should slow down Darsh a bit!"
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"And it looks like Tad is way out in front."
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"Now I'll win for sure!"
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"He doesn't stand a chance now!"
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"The race is half over, and Tad is still out in the lead."
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"That should distract him just long enough for me to win the race!"
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"Oh, Tad."
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"What are you doing up here?"
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"Nothing, I just thought maybe I could distract you with these."
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"- Good job, dude! - Thanks."
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"You did it, Stan!"
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"Go ahead, Stan. She's everything you ever wanted."
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"- Mom! Dad! - Where the hell have you guys been?"
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"We got a little held up at the timeshare-sales office."
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"Yeah, but the good news is we finally came to our senses"
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"and bought some shares in a condo."
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"and when the hotshot asshole skier takes your girl if you're supposed"
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"to race him the first time, or train first to beat him on the really difficult mountain,"
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"I heard that you were the one responsible"
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"for making Tad lose the race. Thanks."
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"Yeah, well, he really flipped when he saw these."
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"we should all get to be friends, too."
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"I think ever since their friend Kenny died"
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"and you put their hand in it..."
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"Oh. I'm all sticky."
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"we're with the Aspen Timeshare Company!"
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"Well, we can't wait to show you what Aspen Timeshare is offering investors."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, let's have the little dude on the end try it first."
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"Pizza. French fries."
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"Don't worry, you're going to have a great free meal at the luncheon."
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"Yeah, can we go now, please?"
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"- They got the red sticker? - They got the red sticker!"
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"What did we do for you, except give you a free condo for the weekend?"
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"Who are you people?"
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"Still don't want to race me? I told you he was chicken, Heather!"
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"Yeah! Yeah!"
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"Stan, you gave it your best shot, and that's all Jesus asks of you."
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"We've got a special new offer we can't wait to tell you about!"
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"Dude, it's been 12 hours. Where the hell are our parents?"
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"Look, I can't explain it, but I have to do this."
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"who escaped from the mental institution."
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"That's only a couple thousand each, Josh!"
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"I mean, the ad did just say a 30-minute presentation."
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"- We're gonna need a montage - Montage"
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"- A sports training montage - Montage"
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"Thanks a lot, Stan. Now we're gonna be able to keep the Youth Centre."
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"So we all get to come to Aspen for two weeks every year!"
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"- Quaid. - Start the reactor."
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"Well, best to do it and get it out of the way."
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"All right!"
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"Yeah, we may not have gotten to ski earlier, but with this lift,"
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"To show it all would take too long"
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"Oh, God, let's go, you guys."
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"Heather?"
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"who ate the flesh of children with no eyes."
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""What kind of cash flow can I realise from my investment?""
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"It's nice that he finally has your sons to be his best buddies."
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"I'm starting to think this whole town smells like doo-doo."
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"Okay."
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"Also, be aware of skiers around you. If you run into another skier,"
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"Rolls off the tongue nicely, doesn't it?"
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"Well, our boys do seem to be spending a lot of time together lately."
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"Let's dance!"
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"- What's so funny? - Nothing, Butters. Right, guys?"
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"Pizza!"
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"When someone's sleeping, you can take a glass of warm water"
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""I've got a nice little place in Aspen.""
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