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Clips from South Park - Asspen (S06E06)

"Well, our son is a perfect void filler."
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"Hey! Have you guys ever seen this trick?"
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"No, dude. You're supposed to put their hand in warm water"
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"Here we are, everyone!"
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"Oh, this is going to be so much fun. I haven't skied in years."
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"Butters, Eric, come on! We've gotta get to the powder!"
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"You guys, you guys, you're not gonna believe this. This is so funny."
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"So last night while Butters was asleep, I gave him a Hitler."
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"What's a Hitler?"
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"and then wipe it on their upper lip to give them a little Hitler moustache."
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"- Here he comes! - Good morning, fellas!"
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"All set to go skiing?"
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"It kind of smells stinky in this condo."
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"Yeah, well, you see, that's why they call it Asspen."
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"His name is Thumper?"
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"French fries. You see that?"
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"- What's your name? - Ike!"
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"Okay, you see what he did?"
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"I'm sorry, but none of us can really afford to own our own vacation condo."
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"- Wow! - For $8,000 we can buy a condo here?"
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"One 24th-and-a-half yours!"
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"Just kidding, wives!"
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"Listen, it's been 30 minutes. We'd like to go hit the slopes now."
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"We did give you a free condo for the weekend."
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"Your ad said we only had to attend a 30-minute meeting."
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"Right, but this isn't that meeting. The luncheon is that meeting."
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"French fries. Pizza. French fries."
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"Stan Darsh is more like it!"
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"Looks to me like you're not such a hotshot after all."
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"You may think you've got what it takes, but as long as I'm around,"
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"You see, that's the great thing about timeshare."
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"you'll receive one of three great prizes!"
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"No, no, no. We did your meeting, we did your lunch, we're finished. Okay?"
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"Seems like you could just at least come up and see what prize you got."
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"- Pizza. French fries. Pizza... - Pizza. French fries. Pizza..."
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"All right, fine. You and me at the summit. Now."
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"Seven time World Aspen Champion Tad Macowski"
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"Yeah!"
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"Dude, I'm just happy this whole stupid thing is over with."
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"No hard feelings, right, Darsh?"
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"Yeah!"
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"Thanks. Who are you?"
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"Yeah, I guess these passes the timeshare salesmen gave us"
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"will come in handy!"
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"- Can I help you? - Yes."
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"We have the special passes to use the exclusive lift"
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"Thank you!"
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"Oh, Chris."
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"Hey, look, this chair lift goes right into a building."
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"All right, Aspen! As a special treat tonight,"
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"we're proud to have the winner of today's race, Tad Macowski!"
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"- Yeah! - Oh, God."
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"Hey, everyone! I'd like to sing a little song, if I may."
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"Stan Darsh Darsh Darsh!"
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"Stan Darsh!"
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"Well, I'm not chicken. Are you, Darsh?"
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"- You don't even know Heather! - I know, I know! I just..."
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"That run's got a history."
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"and some say you can still see their ghosts up there."
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"You see, that ski run was once a burial ground"
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"Yeah, a lot of history on that ski run."
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"And so you see, it's the investment opportunity that keeps on giving."
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"We don't want to buy shares in a condo."
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"Pressure us?"
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"the super secret fun prize for attending the slide show."
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"No. We don't want the super secret fun prize! All right?"
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"I have to do this, okay? I have to."
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"And you've got to reach your prime"
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"And show us a passage of time"
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"With every shot show a little improvement"
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"- That's called a montage - Montage"
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"If you fade out it seems like more time has passed in a montage"
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"That's right!"
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"Sounds to me like if anybody should be arrested it should be you people"
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"Book them, Danno!"
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"The police work for Timeshare, too?"
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"The police, the Mayor, the President of the United States."
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"Now, you're probably asking yourselves,"
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"- Tad's got the lead! - Come on, Stan!"
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"Dude, I can't look."
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"Let's see what some sand does to your speed, Darsh!"
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"I'm gonna beat him!"
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"When Darsh skis by here, I'll let all these hamsters go!"
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"Well, that does it. Looks like the spirits of the Wakachaw Indians"
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"can finally rest in peace."
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"Stan, I was wrong about you. Would you like to go out again?"
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"There you are, boys!"
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"What's the matter? Didn't you boys like skiing?"
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"No! We can't keep track of when you pizza and when you French fries"
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"so you can save the dorky, but hot girl's youth centre. Skiing sucks!"
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"Yeah, what a stupid sport!"
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"Thanks for having us all over for dinner, Chris and Linda."
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"Yes, it was fabulous."
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"We're just really happy that your boys have become"
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"such good friends with our little Butters."
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"Yeah, we figured that if our boys are gonna be great friends,"
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"Friends by default."
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"they've been looking for someone to fill the void."
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"- Look, you guys, Butters is asleep. - He's such a douche bag."
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"- Yeah, and then what? - And then, you pee on them."
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"- and it makes them pee. - Oh, really? Oh, well."
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"And we were thinking since they've all become such close friends,"
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"how great it would be for us to all go together to Aspen for a ski weekend."
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"Aspen? We can't really afford that."
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"No, you see, Linda and I found this ad where you can get two nights free"
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"at a condo in Aspen, if you attend a timeshare presentation."
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"They let you stay for free?"
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"Yes. And all we have to do is attend a 30-minute meeting."
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"Well, that sounds like a good deal."
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"Sounds good to me. Let's go this weekend."
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"Oh, boy, skiing in Aspen. I can't wait."
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"Hey, boys, we're all going to Aspen for the weekend."
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"- All right! - All right!"
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"Wow, a ski trip with my new best buddies!"
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"- Where are Butters and Eric? - They're still asleep."
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"Hello, folks! I'm Phil and this is Josh,"
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"- Hello! - You folks enjoying the condo?"
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"It's lovely, thank you."
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"What?"
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"You know, when somebody is sleeping, you put your finger up your butt"
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