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Clips from The Good Place (2016) (S02E02)

"completely insane."
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"This is the only way to get to the Judge?"
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"See the Judge exists in a sort of neutral zone,"
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"separate from the Good Place and the Bad Place."
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"The only things there are the Judge's quarters,"
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"There's also an IHOP."
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"It's more like they eat you."
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"Okay. I'll get eggs, then."
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"is through a portal, which is smack-dab in the middle"
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"Not that it matters. It's just some jewelry I don't have."
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"Only upper management types have them."
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"So you guys will lay low while I get us four more."
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"Janet doesn't need one, because for portals,"
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"she counts as a carry-on."
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"I'm luggage."
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"has been sent back to their previous department."
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"I don't know. This plan seems complicated."
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"To be fair, you also once said that about an orange."
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"They don't make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes."
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"But oranges you don't? Forget this plan!"
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"and... run through the portal."
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"I think we should go with Michael's plan."
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"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work."
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"Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail,"
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"boom!"
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"Okay, now, you're all going to need aliases."
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"That was the name on my fake ID in high school."
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"Her address was 123 Whatever Street,"
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"Arizona bouncers are the best."
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"Character work! Such fun."
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"Although mostly I just stood around while Baz Luhrmann"
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"Ooh, I shall be Rhonda Mumps."
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"You need to be more specific."
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"Is that like shoving them into the throats of vegans?"
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"I know what my secret identity is."
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"You cannot be Blake Bortles."
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"Jortles! And I work in the Molotov cocktail department."
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"Boy, you know, I thought you guys"
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"We've been knee-deep in demons"
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"for, like, 800 reboots now."
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"Chidi?"
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"I hate this. I hate lying. It's not permissible."
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"- I can't do this. - Oh, boy."
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"Hey, pass the NASCAR ketchup."
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"No one's gonna be mad at you."
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"I'm lying to you to make you feel better."
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"See? Sometimes lying is awesome."
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"Plus I said dumbass. Oh, cursing."
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"Look, Eleanor, our goal here is to appear"
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"in front of a judge who is going to judge us."
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"What if I lie down here and I lose 12 points,"
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"because we lied to get there?"
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"Kant says that lying is always wrong,"
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"and I follow that maxim."
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"So you can't even lie to demons?"
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"Okay. I understand, and I'm cool with it."
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"You're lying right now, aren't you?"
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"Yes. I want to strangle you."
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"I hate suits."
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"and being my own lawyer"
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"against the advice of the judge in court"
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"Take my credit card to the hedge fund."
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"Oh, you're gonna get caught. Give me the briefcase back."
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"- Thanks. - Aww."
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"Janet, you need to get in character too."
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"but can you act like one?"
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"I have gained a lot of new skills recently."
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"For example, I learned how to be passive-aggressive."
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"Totally fine that you guys haven't noticed."
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"- Oh! - Let's practice."
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"Can I have a glass of water?"
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"Here you go!"
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"No. I would never give you that, you dumb person."
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"Janet, what's that behind your back?"
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"It's a glass of water."
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"And a back-up glass. Oh, boy."
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"It's okay. We'll keep working."
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"We're here."
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"you all suck, and you're ugly."
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"Keep walking. Keep your heads down."
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"Hey, guys. Sorry, you wait here,"
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"But what is this place?"
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"- It's pretty straightforward. - The Museum of Human Misery?"
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"Oh, yeah. Okay. It's a torture museum."
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"and explanations of the torture they earned."
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"Jason, this is Hell. Of course there's a gift shop."
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"First person to floss in an open plan office?"
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"No one ever comes in here."
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"Guys, if you do leave this room, you're gonna see things"
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"Hey! Hey! Be careful, okay?"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh. Eleanor, are you worried about me?"
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"Yeah. I'm worried."
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"I mean 'cause you're our ticket out of here, genius."
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"Don't go getting all goopy on me."
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"Okay."
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"of his genitals.""
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"and sarcastically say, 'I guess you hated it.'""
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"And "First person to call Ultimate Frisbee 'Ultimate.'""
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"All right, everyone. We've got a lot of work to do."
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"Why don't you roll off your mom"
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"Set up more of those tables. We're expecting a big crowd."
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"Hey, boss. I'm back."
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"Oh! New scent! "Transformers!""
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"Still can't believe those jagoffs got away from us."
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"- Really zips my tip. - Yeah."
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"to get them back from Mindy's."
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"hop in the portal, file those with the Judge,"
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"By the way, I'm gonna need four pins for my crew."
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"This is very thorough. However..."
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"Plans are already in motion to get the humans"
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"back in a different way."
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"Ah."
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"All right. Well, we can't just stand here in a group."
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"That way, Jason's unearned confidence"
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"lets him do all the talking, and you don't have to lie."
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"Okay?"
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"Come on, Diana, let's hit the bar."
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"and a scooter, so I can roll around the mall."
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