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Clips from American Dad! - Frannie 911 (S03E03)

"Roger, please, be mean."
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"If you have to be a jerk to live, then come on."
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"Okay."
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"Dance for me."
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"Okay, okay, that's enough. I've got what I need."
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"If your goal was to inspire a feeling of despair..."
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"...then bravo. - Okay, I think that's enough, Roger."
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"I can envision millions of Americans rising up as one..."
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"...burned and buried next to Hitler."
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"Oh, yeah, that's the stuff."
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"And you're starting to get lunch-lady arms."
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"I never should have tried to change you."
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"And I shouldn't have tried to change myself, either."
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"I'm an enabler. That's just who I am."
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"The guy who beats the crap out of you when you deserve it."
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"Dammit, why is this door locked? Francine?"
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"Is this for the taco on the dress? Francine, open the door, you bitch."
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"Backup dancing."
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"You are the most selfish thing I've ever met."
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"Leave him alone, Stan. He thought you were an OD'ing bitch."
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"Leave him alone, honey. You took his land."
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"I am not. He's an alien."
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"Right. If you have Roger, then where did you snatch him from?"
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"And maybe the call of a lone crow can echo in the distance."
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"I hope I'm not too late. Please Don 't Hurt Him!"
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"One for Please Don 't Hurt Him!"
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"Now you must rely solely on your eyelash for protection from debris."
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"Hey, I haven't seen Roger all day. Have you?"
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"- In Napa? - Yeah."
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"That wasn 't saying something, that was doing something."
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"Attagirl."
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"Did I clean my toilet with a washcloth, then jam it into your mother's mouth?"
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"...all part of some dizzy blond's joyride."
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"Roger, please calm down. Look, what if I take you to a motel?"
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"I knew I was gonna be barbecuing..."
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"- Who? - Roger."
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"I've been here background dancing to your conversation the entire time..."
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"...and you didn't even notice. I am awesome."
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"That smear on the sheets is a peppermint patty."
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"You... You struck me with a bass."
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"Wow, it's so bright and cheery in here."
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"When Roger's a jerk, the flower perks up."
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"What an ugly thing to say."
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"Okay, it's almost open. Now I'll throw you."
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"- Can I come with? - Sure."
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"I'm sorry, I just have to ask: Have I committed some crime?"
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"Give us all you got."
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"You've got no rhythm, no coordination."
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"- Where are you going? - I have to fold laundry."
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"...and demanding legislation that would require your legs to be amputated..."
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"You know how stressful that is? I had just unclenched my anus."
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"I know I've been a real pain..."
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"Oh, really? Maybe we should settle this with a game of Truth or Dare."
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"Is he saying, " Next time you kidnap Roger, don't use your cell phone"?"
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"And if you wanna win back my love and be part of this family..."
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"...the likes of which hasn't been felt since Whoopi hosted the Oscars..."
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"And I'll be like:"
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"Stuck in an old ice factory in my least favorite wig..."
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"Got it, Hayley. I did it."
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"Where are you going? You said you're an enabler."
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"... he'll say, "How do you know?""
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"Because if I say, "He's not in Napa, he's at the ice factory"..."
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"Look. I'm good, but I don't pull focus."
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"He hates me."
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"Yeah, I'll play your game of dares, little girl."
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"- Roger's at a bachelor party in Napa? - Yes."
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"That's when the movie starts, sir. That's why you showed up at 5:50."
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"Yes. Yes. I'm ready to quit drinking."
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"Roger, you son of a..."
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"Hi, Stan. Thank goodness you're here."
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"I'm getting a message. Quick, wave. He wants us to wave."
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"I know he's lying, but I can 't call him on it."
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"What's next? You gonna bake cookies at 351 degrees?"
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"I'm a bleeping force to be reckoned with."
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"All my Nancy Drews, ruined."
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"...bring $ 1000 to the abandoned ice factory in Lanceton by 6 p. M..."
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"Go ahead, cry. I'm not enabling you anymore."
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"- Yes, you do. - No, I don't."
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"No! Don't go!"
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"- Stan. - I'm sorry."
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"Beat it, kiss ass."
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"Escape into the taste of summer."
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"- Are you sure? - Yes, Roger, we're sure."
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"Honey, no. It's good for both of them."
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"You are terrible."
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"Oh, Roger, you're back."
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"In short, you suck."
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"Oh, me again? Okay."
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