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Clips from American Dad! - Frannie 911 (S03E03)

"If you wanna see Roger again..."
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"... or we cut him in half."
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"- Well, what did he say? Is he worried? - He's very worried."
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"This is great. And what a location for a kidnapping."
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"Maybe. Maybe that could be in your play."
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"Feel good? Feel like a big man?"
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"- I knew he didn't care about me. - Maybe he's lost."
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"Of course he's lost. Lanceton? This place is barely on the map."
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"Were you ever gonna tell me about the grapes?"
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"You see why this isn't working, right? Feed them to me."
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"I don't like grapes."
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"Come on, I dare you. You have been dared."
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"My God, I can't believe you did that."
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"Just watching commercials..."
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"...trying to figure out which truck is the most rugged."
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"Oh, you just missed him. He said he's going to a bachelor party in Napa."
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"Clapping."
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"- Hello. - Why didn 't you show up?"
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"- Amanda? - Amanda? No, this is the kidnappers."
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"- Oh, hey, how are you? - Who 's Amanda?"
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"I'm sorry you had to kill Roger, but a thousand bucks, that's a little steep."
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"So let's say... What, $ 100?"
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"- Forty dollars? - I don't know."
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"Look, just bring us whatever you have in your change jar."
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"- Okay, I guess. - That's right, you guess."
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"Get here by midnight or we cut off his head."
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"- Francine, where's our change jar? - Oh, Stan, I'm so proud of you."
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"I guess we're really in this for the long haul."
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"He couldn't get the money together so I lowered the price."
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"That makes sense. You set the price too high."
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"Okay."
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"I can't wait for Stan to ride in here like a white knight..."
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"...and hug me and give me hugs."
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"Well, in the meantime, I brought you your tacos."
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"Thank God. I am starving."
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"This is Taco Barn. I said Taco King."
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"Aren't they the same thing? Anyway, Stan's coming, so..."
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"- What? - Because that's what you're doing to me."
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"Okay. That was just an accident."
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"No, it wasn't. How did I end up here?"
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"Don't cry, Roger."
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"Okay, okay. How about the Four Seasons?"
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"Carry me there."
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"I'm gonna hold on to your hair for safety."
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"Stan, how come you asked where the change jar was last night?"
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"...and I didn't want the napkins flying all over the yard."
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"- I miss Roger. Don't you miss Roger? - Nope."
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"Well, maybe you don't miss him now..."
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"...and we can never get them back."
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"I guess what I'm saying is, you're gonna miss him."
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"Oh, I forgot to tell you. Roger called and said his people came back for him."
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"Roger called and said his people came back for him?"
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"Yes, but he said if we went up on the roof..."
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"Of course, you'll have to wear this."
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"- Where's your pot? - I have these tongs."
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"He said everyone would get their own personal message."
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"Is that his message?"
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"- You knew the whole time? - Of course."
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"Oh, Stan, it's been awful."
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"Roger's a selfish, inconsiderate beast."
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"Look at this. It's taco. He did this to me."
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"He was screaming, spitting grapes."
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"He even made me buy him a Yorkie..."
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"...and then take it back when it wouldn't dance for him."
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"Because he knows he can get away with it."
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"You want him to stop being a brat, stop enabling him. Get tough."
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"You're right. You were right all along."
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"Put the bucket of clams in the corner. I'm not ready for them yet."
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"It was here when I got here."
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"- Oh, it's you. - Roger, Stan isn't coming."
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"What? Oh, my God, Francine. What did you do this time?"
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"I'm gonna throw this sea bass on your shoes."
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"There. Now your shoes stink as bad as your ideas."
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"You whine and you complain and you walk all over me."
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"But no more. I'm done."
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"- Finished? - I don't know. Yes."
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"You wanna know why Stan didn't show up?"
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"Because he doesn't like you."
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"And you know what? I don't like you either."
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"Then I'm sorry, Roger, but this is goodbye."
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"I'll do anything."
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"Are you sure? You're really ready?"
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"Good, you're here. There's someone I want you to meet."
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"Say hello to a well-behaved fellow who's very sorry."
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"I'm very sorry."
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"...but I'm gonna be super nice from now on."
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"It's nice and humid in there from all the steam. I'm very sorry."
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"Say it. You have to say it."
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"Why, you have fantastic posture. A truly presidential carriage."
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"It's gonna take more than a few accurate observations about my handsomeness..."
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"...to convince me that Roger's changed."
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"Nailed it."
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"You were really good."
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"Thank you."
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"They've been doing that all morning."
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"When I get four and 20, I'm gonna bake them into a pie."
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"See? I told you it wouldn't kill you to be nice."
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"I've gotta hand it to you, Francine, you turned Roger around."
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"- We should do something nice for him. - Let's get him a kayak."
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"That's a great idea. Where is Roger?"
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"Let's tell him we're thinking about getting him a kayak."
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"I saw him go into your study with a sledgehammer and a watermelon."
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"- What? - Gotta be an explanation. Gallagher Day?"
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"Do you see a Gallagher tree, Francine? Roger's back to his old ways."
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"Oh, my God, Roger. Thank you. This is the nicest thing you've ever done."
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"Please note the fruit bouquet."
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"I was nice in the end."
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"Save your strength."
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"Roger, you can't die."
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"Roger, what happened to you?"
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"What happened to me?"
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"What happened to you?"
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"And she dared me to congeal myself in Jell-O."
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"Really, really stupid."
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"Look. The flower."
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"Roger, is being nice killing you?"
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"My people need to let our bitchiness out..."
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"...otherwise it turns to bile and poisons us."
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"- Why didn't you say something? - Because you all liked me this way."
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"I was finally making you proud, Francine."
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