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Clips from Daria (1997) - Esteemsters (S01E01)

"Girls, I just want you to know your mother and I realize it's not easy moving to a whole new town"
Daria (1997)
"Did we move?"
Daria (1997)
"I'm just saying you don't make friends as easily as... uh, some people."
Daria (1997)
"Uh, where was I? Oh, yeah..."
Daria (1997)
"Hi! You're cool. What's your name?"
Daria (1997)
"I'll try to help her through this difficult period of adjustment."
Daria (1997)
"That's my girl! Wait a minute..."
Daria (1997)
"As you can see, our Lawndale High students take great pride in their school."
Daria (1997)
"to spot any little clouds on the horizon as you sail the student seas of Lawndale High."
Daria (1997)
"S.O.S., girl overboard."
Daria (1997)
"You're automatically exempt."
Daria (1997)
"Now, Quinn... what do you see here?"
Daria (1997)
"because there are plenty of guys with bigger back seats waiting to take her someplace nice!"
Daria (1997)
"Um... a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains."
Daria (1997)
"Last time I took one of these tests, they told me they were clouds."
Daria (1997)
"They said they could be whatever I wanted."
Daria (1997)
"In this test, they're people, and you tell me what they're discussing."
Daria (1997)
"Last week we began a unit on westward expansion."
Daria (1997)
"Perhaps you feel it's unfair to be asked a question on your first day of class."
Daria (1997)
"It was used by people who claimed it was God's will for the U.S. to expand all the way to the Pacific Ocean."
Daria (1997)
"Son, promise me you'll come back and see me some day"
Daria (1997)
"and I'm saving up for a second pair of pants!"
Daria (1997)
"Will you promise me that, Kevin?"
Daria (1997)
"Ahh... Brittany."
Daria (1997)
"Please try, Brittany."
Daria (1997)
"I want a volunteer with the answer. Now!"
Daria (1997)
"Daria, stop showing off!"
Daria (1997)
"I mean..."
Daria (1997)
"Daria, your father's trying to tell you not to judge people until you know them."
Daria (1997)
"You don't want it to be Highland all over again."
Daria (1997)
"unless there's uranium in the drinking water here, too."
Daria (1997)
"It all boils down to trust."
Daria (1997)
"God, I hope that's not the booster society again."
Daria (1997)
"Hello? Yes. Uh, yes, she's my daughter. I see."
Daria (1997)
"She didn't flunk anything. It seems she has low self-esteem."
Daria (1997)
"'Cause that could really mess me up with my new friends."
Daria (1997)
"And that, in fact, is often the case when it comes to a teen and esteem."
Daria (1997)
"It means... look, just let me get through this part, okay?"
Daria (1997)
"Then there'll be a video! Now, before we can unlock your potential..."
Daria (1997)
"What do they talk to the boys about?"
Daria (1997)
"How come you can't pass the test to get out?"
Daria (1997)
"I could pass the test, but I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special."
Daria (1997)
"Mom? You feeling all right? It's not even 5:00 yet."
Daria (1997)
"I don't pretend I'm going to cure you,"
Daria (1997)
"We're going out to do something you want to do."
Daria (1997)
"Tell me about it. That's my sister."
Daria (1997)
"I'm an only child."
Daria (1997)
"So, what are we talking about when we talk about ourselves? Anyone? Yes."
Daria (1997)
"Now, guys, I've got a little challenge for you."
Daria (1997)
"Well it's healthy to air these feelings... I think."
Daria (1997)
"Nice one."
Daria (1997)
"Isn't she great? She's the greatest."
Daria (1997)
"He says I should think back to circumstances"
Daria (1997)
"but I suppose Quinn's here to stay."
Daria (1997)
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Daria (1997)
"You ought to know. You're the only child."
Daria (1997)
"Come on, Daria, finish what you were saying."
Daria (1997)
"I thought, why don't we go to Pizza Forest for dinner like we did when we were kids?"
Daria (1997)
"Boy, do I miss those songs."
Daria (1997)
"Row, row, row your boat."
Daria (1997)
"yet you conducted simultaneous affairs with three members of the Royal Family!"
Daria (1997)
"Well, why don't we just take the test tomorrow and get out of the class once and for all?"
Daria (1997)
"And so, for tomorrow, I want you to make a list of ten ways"
Daria (1997)
"Is that if we'd never been born, or if we died suddenly and unexpectedly?"
Daria (1997)
"Never been born. See you all tomorrow!"
Daria (1997)
"It must be the way you teach."
Daria (1997)
"Oh, well... thank you very much. You know, you look familiar somehow..."
Daria (1997)
"Stand before the mirror, look myself in the eye and say, "You are special. No one else is like you. ""
Daria (1997)
"but I am confident we will get that money back."
Daria (1997)
"In a related note, the school nurse will be visiting homerooms tomorrow to collect DNA samples."
Daria (1997)
"Usually when I have this dream I'm wearing pink taffeta."
Daria (1997)
"On the other hand, having all of you know that I had low self-esteem makes me feel..."
Daria (1997)
"Daria, wait!"
Daria (1997)
"Did you hear what I said, Quinn?"
Daria (1997)
"I said, like, who cares how bad this is... it's still better than algebra!"
Daria (1997)
"Funny. That's funny, Corey."
Daria (1997)
"Are you out there, sis? Stand up and let me thank you."
Daria (1997)
"Are you a brain, too?"
Daria (1997)
"Ooooh! I'll have to lock myself in my room until I die!"
Daria (1997)
"I'll wait here... or in the ladies' room.. or maybe out in the parking lot."
Daria (1997)
"Hi! I'm Artie. You're cool."
Daria (1997)
"closing credits Splendora - You're Standing On My Neck"
Daria (1997)
"especially for you, Daria, right?"
Daria (1997)
"That's not what I meant... necessarily."
Daria (1997)
"The point is, the first day at a new school is bound to be difficult..."
Daria (1997)
"Speak up, Dad! Can't hear you!"
Daria (1997)
"Don't get upset if it takes the other kids a little while to warm up to you."
Daria (1997)
"Cool name."
Daria (1997)
"Will you go out with me?"
Daria (1997)
"See you, Dad."
Daria (1997)
"That's why you'll each be taking a small psychological exam"
Daria (1997)
"Don't worry. It's a psychological test."
Daria (1997)
"Oh. All right."
Daria (1997)
"It's a picture of two people talking."
Daria (1997)
"I'm not even supposed to be taking this test. I'm exempt."
Daria (1997)
"Oh. Okay, then. Let's see..."
Daria (1997)
"they've been going out for awhile, and he's upset because other people keep asking her out,"
Daria (1997)
"and she saying she can't help it if she's attractive and popular,"
Daria (1997)
"and besides, nobody ever said they were going steady,"
Daria (1997)
"It's Daria."
Daria (1997)
"I'm sorry... Daria. What do you see in the picture, Dara?"
Daria (1997)
"Uh, there aren't any ponies. It's two people."
Daria (1997)
"That's a different test, dear."
Daria (1997)
"a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains."
Daria (1997)
"Daria, can you concisely and unemotionally sum up for us the doctrine of Mainfest Destiny?"
Daria (1997)
"Mainfest Destiny was a slogan popular in the 1840s."
Daria (1997)
"A lot of good men died in that conflict, Kevin."
Daria (1997)
"I believe we owe it to them to at least get the century right!"
Daria (1997)
"Uh... Operation Watergate?"
Daria (1997)
"when you've got the Heisman trophy and a chain of auto dealerships,"
Daria (1997)
"Can you guess which war we fought against the Mexicans over Mainfest Destiny?"
Daria (1997)
"Mmm... no."
Daria (1997)
"Uh... the Viet Cong war?"
Daria (1997)
"Either someone gives me the answer, or I give you all double homework and a quiz tomorrow."
Daria (1997)
"Then they asked me to join the pep squad."
Daria (1997)
"They said I didn't have to try out, but I said, "Look, I'm new here."
Daria (1997)
"Give me a chance to get used to the place first. ""
Daria (1997)
"So, for now, I'm vice president of the Fashion Club, and that's it."
Daria (1997)
"Sounds like a well-thought out decision, honey."
Daria (1997)
"As long as you can join pep squad later if you want to, it's your choice."
Daria (1997)
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