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Clips from South Park - Stanley's Cup (S10E10)

"A tie?"
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"Stan Marsh was supposed to win it all."
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"he tied."
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"And now he's about to find out that tying isn't the same as winning."
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"So did we kill Nelson or not?"
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"Hello?"
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"Coach."
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"Coach, does God hate me?"
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"- Oh, hello, Coach. - Oh, hi, Doc. How's he doing?"
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"Well, he isn't worse, but he isn't getting better."
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"It's almost as if his cancer were tied."
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"Oh. My cancer hurts."
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"He seems to have put all his hope into you winning that game,"
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"But what can I do?"
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"Stan Marsh. Stan Marsh."
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"Great news. Our hockey team has just been invited"
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"to play against Denver County during a Colorado Avalanche game."
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"Look, he's coming around again."
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"That's our biggest game ever."
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"Do you think we can win, Coach?"
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"Well, I mean..."
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"one chance to make everything right."
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"Stan Marsh is being given that chance."
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"he's going to have to pull out all the stops in Stanley's Cup."
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"Rated R."
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"All right. Maybe there is hope for me."
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"Just be aware of this, Coach. If you lose the big game,"
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"that little boy is going to die faster"
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"than Steve Irwin in a tank full of stingrays."
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"Coach, what the hell were you thinking?"
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"We can't beat Denver County."
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"Well, sure we can."
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"Last time we played Denver, they scored seven times."
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"Look, guys, I believe in you. Nelson believes in you."
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"- Doesn't that count for anything? - No, 'cause they're going to kill us."
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"They're not going to kill us."
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"That's what Steve Irwin said about those stingrays."
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"We're just supposed to rally together,"
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"believe in ourselves, and we win in the end."
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"No, in the movies,"
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"they always go out and find a kid who's really good to join the team."
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"Hey, that's right. We need a ringer."
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"Wow. He's good."
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"She thinks it's dangerous."
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"It's just for one game. He won't get hurt, I promise."
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"All right, but it's going to take more than one good player"
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"to beat the champions, Stan."
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"You better have a really good game plan."
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"Can you believe it, Stan? The Pepsi Centre."
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"You're going back to the place where it all happened."
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"Same place where you missed that shot all those years ago."
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"Dad, I'm working on my game plan right now."
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"You have to understand why I can't go."
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"I can't sit there in that same crowd and watch you destroy yourself again."
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"All right. All right, I'll go."
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"I'm going to be there for you,"
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"and I'll be rooting louder than anybody, saying, "That's my son!""
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"And just remember, Stan, win or lose,"
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"those are your two options."
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"Win or lose."
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"Yeah! Get him!"
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"The shot is blocked. What a great save."
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"And that's the end of the second period, the score tied two all."
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"And now please put your hands together"
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"for three minutes of exhibition play"
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"from some of our state's finest Pee Wee hockey players."
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"All right, you guys, this is it."
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"The moment is here. We've been through a lot together,"
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"and according to every movie ever made,"
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"we're going to win this game."
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"Just don't forget,"
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"So let's not let him down. Are you with me?"
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"- All right. - Yeah."
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"All right, let's go win!"
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"Huh?"
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"The other Pee Wee hockey team didn't show up."
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"There's nobody for you to play. Thanks for making the trip, though."
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"- We don't get to play? - We don't get to play?"
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"So then we win?"
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"No. Nobody wins."
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"Hey. Hey, you can't do this."
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"We've been through all this stupid, emotional crap."
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"Well, you've got nobody to play. There's nothing we can do."
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"But it isn't supposed to end like this."
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"Hey, hold on a second."
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"If these kids have been through a lot of emotional changes,"
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"- Well, who are they going to play? - They can take our place."
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"Yeah. Let them play the Red Wings."
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"Play the Red Wings?"
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"Stan Marsh coaches a Pee Wee hockey team."
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"But now, they're going to play in the big leagues."
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"They've got small bodies, but big hearts."
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"Stan Marsh is going professional."
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"- All right. Give them hell, boys. - Yeah!"
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"Your attention, please. For this third and final period,"
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"the Detroit Red Wings will be playing the Park County Pee Wee hockey team."
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"Stop! Stop this!"
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"Let them play!"
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"Hey. Can they do that?"
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"No."
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"We did it. We did it!"
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"I hate you, Coach. I hate you."
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"Thank you, Dad."
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"I'm proud of you, boy."
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"- Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! - Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings!"
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"- Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! - Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings!"
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"Yeah!"
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"The game tonight."
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"It's a tie game here in Colorado as we get set to start the final period."
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"It's okay. Don't cry."
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"Welcome, parents, to this Pee Wee hockey match"
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"- Let them play! - Let them play!"
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"I think so."
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