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Clips from South Park - Stanley's Cup (S10E10)

"No!"
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"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Park County losers."
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"We just thought we'd come check out the ice for the game tomorrow."
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"Gavin Throttle, coach of the Adams County team."
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"You can't beat us. You really want to embarrass your players?"
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"Our coach isn't going to let us lose."
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"- Yeah. - Fine. That's the way you want it."
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"See you tomorrow, Coach."
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"- Adams team? - Right! Follow!"
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"Coach, please don't let us lose to Adams County."
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"My daddy will beat me again."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Stanley, where have you been? It's almost bedtime."
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"Your mother's been worried sick, and I've been watching TV."
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"I got a new job."
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"I'm finally going to be able to pay off all the money I owe."
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"- Oh, well, that's good. - What kind of job?"
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"I'm working with the Pee Wee hockey league."
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"What? With the... Whoa, whoa. Wait, Stan."
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"You gave up playing hockey a long time ago."
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"I'm not playing, I'm coaching."
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"Have you forgotten what happened all those years ago?"
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"Or are you just trying to make up for it?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Your Pee Wee hockey game. The Pepsi Centre?"
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"In between periods of the Colorado Avalanche?"
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"I remember going to Shakey's afterwards."
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"Stan, you can't put your family through this again,"
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"I'm tired. I'm going to bed."
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"- What are we going to do, Sharon? - What?"
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"Don't you get it?"
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"He's getting back into hockey to prove something to himself."
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"So he can forget what happened in that Pee Wee skirmish."
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"Oh, he remembers. I'm sure it eats at him every single day."
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"And we're about out of time here"
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"in yet another scoreless Pee Wee hockey game."
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"That's Number 7, Stan Marsh, skating towards the goal, sort of."
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"But he doesn't have the puck."
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"I crapped them. Mommy, I crapped them."
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"Oh, and look at this."
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"Little Stan Marsh actually has a shot at the goal."
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"Stan! Shoot it."
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"Time is running out. Stan Marsh with the chance to win."
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"You got it, Stan."
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"Take the shot! Take the shot!"
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"No!"
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"Oh, that's the end of the game. How disappointing."
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"No! No, no!"
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"- Randy? What's wrong? - Oh."
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"Oh, Sharon, it was horrible. It was like I was living it all over again."
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"We still have all day to practise."
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"Coach? Hey, Coach!"
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"Could we talk to you, please?"
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"We're the Browns. Nelson's parents."
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"- Oh. - Our little Nelson,"
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"His cancer's real bad."
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"- Oh. - Yeah."
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"Oh. Doctors say this could be it. How am I supposed to do it, Coach?"
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"How do I look a five-year-old child in the eye"
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"and tell him he's not going to live?"
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"You tell me, Coach. You tell me how!"
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"Stop it, Jack!"
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"He doesn't mean to take it out on you, Coach."
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"No. I don't mean to take it out on you, Coach."
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"It's just..."
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"I don't know what to say to him, Coach. Neither of us do."
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"What do you say to somebody who's dying, huh?"
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"Will you talk to him, Coach? He looks up to you."
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"Nah, I think you ought to."
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"Nah, I'm just his father."
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"But you're his coach. You're like a father to him."
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"Please, Coach, he's... He's counting on you."
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"Please, Coach, he's counting on you."
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"Oh. Hey, Nelson."
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"Dude, I can come back later. Is this a bad time for you?"
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"Yeah, it's a pretty bad time for me, Coach."
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"I'm only five and I'm dying."
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"Well, I'm not sure. I would think"
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"that it's a lot like it was before you were born?"
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"How come I have to die now?"
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"I mean, how come I don't get to grow up?"
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"God damn it. Dude, I don't know."
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"I'm sorry."
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"No, what I mean is, nobody really knows. See?"
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"and only you have to die. Everyone is going to die."
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"You feel better now?"
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"Okay, great. Look, I got to get to the stadium."
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"But hang in there, all right?"
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"Thanks, Coach."
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"Will you do me just one favour, Coach?"
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"I'm going to be watching,"
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"so could you make it so I don't have cancer?"
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"Well, then will you just win for me?"
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"Stan Marsh has always lived a carefree life."
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"But in the blink of an eye, what seemed important before"
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"can all be put in perspective."
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"Stan Marsh is bumming on cancer."
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"between Park County and Adams County."
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"- Win! Win! Win! Win! - Win! Win! Win! Win!"
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"- Win! Win! Win! - Win! Win! Win!"
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"Look, there's a kid on my team who's got cancer,"
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"and he wants us to win this game really bad,"
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"so could you just give us kind of a break?"
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"Ha! I don't think so, Coach."
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"We're going to beat you into the ground, cancer or no."
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"Win! Win! Win! Win!"
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"All right, guys, listen. I saw Nelson in the hospital."
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"And he asked me one thing."
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"He said he wanted us to win this game for him."
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"So, if we lose, we're going to kill Nelson?"
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"- Oh, Jesus, no! - I don't want to be a murderer."
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"Relax. If we lose, we're not going to be murderers."
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"If we lose, are we going to get cancer?"
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"- Oh, no! - Oh, no!"
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"I don't want cancer."
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"They look pretty strong, Coach. I think Nelson's going to die for sure."
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"Good luck, Coach. You're going to need it."
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"Yeah! Let's go, Adams."
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"Let's go, Park. Come on."
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"And that's the end of the game. The result is a tie."
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