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Clips from South Park - Stanley's Cup (S10E10)

"I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"Hi. My name is Stan Marsh."
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"But now, he's about to find out that getting his bike back isn't so easy."
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"I've looked your case over and I think maybe we can cut a little deal here."
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"He's got no job, no bicycle,"
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"Oh, boy."
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"We got a lot of work to do and not much time to do it in."
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"By myself?"
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"All right. All right. Shut up. We're going to practise."
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"But why me, Coach? Why?"
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"Oh, no. Adams County."
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"Hey."
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"Look, why don't you just give up?"
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"whatever your reasons are."
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"Maybe he doesn't remember. He was only four."
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"Oh, and it appears the goalie has pooped his pants."
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"All right, guys, tonight is our big game against Adams County."
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"he's taken a turn for the worse, I'm afraid."
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"I don't know."
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"Oh. Hi, Coach."
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"Coach, what's it like when you die?"
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"But everyone does it. I mean, it's not like everyone else gets to live"
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"Dude, I told you, I can't do that."
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"Okay."
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"- Coach, can I talk to you for a second? - Come to surrender, Coach?"
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"- Win! Win! Win! Win! - Win! Win! Win! Win!"
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"That's it, Brian. Kill him!"
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"Get near the puck."
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"Well, what does that mean?"
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"The big game, a dying boy's hope. Only problem is,"
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"How are you feeling?"
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"I feel pretty good, except for the cancer."
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"Oh, boy."
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"and with a tie, he's in a kind of cancer limbo."
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"Wow. At the Pepsi Centre?"
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"Imagine if there was one game,"
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"But, to win,"
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"Yeah. Yeah, we'll beat them."
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"Haven't you guys ever seen these movies?"
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"We need a Canadian."
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"Stan, I told you. My mom doesn't want Ike playing hockey."
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Oh, Stan,"
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"of all the places, why did it have to be the Pepsi Centre?"
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"No, no. I want to go."
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"there's a little boy in the hospital who's really counting on us."
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"- Let's win for Nelson! - Let's win for Nelson!"
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"Sorry, boys, you aren't playing tonight."
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"- Then they have to play. - Yeah."
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"Oh."
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"No. Not again. No!"
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"No hope. No hope."
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"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"Being a delivery boy for the South Park Gazette"
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"is a noble privilege."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Jarvis, it's just that I have to get up at 4:00 a.m."
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"to deliver your paper and then I go to school all day."
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"Oh... We've all got problems, pussy."
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"Get used to it. You aren't delivering the papers on time."
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"My bike had a busted pedal."
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"But I got it fixed, so there won't be a problem any more."
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"Is that your bike out there?"
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"- Yeah, why? - Because it's being towed."
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"What?"
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"Hey. Hey. What are you doing?"
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"- This your bike? - Yes."
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"It's on the impound list. You owe the county for tickets."
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"No, dude, I need my bike to do my job."
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"Yeah, well, my job is to tow this bike. You want it back, you talk to the county."
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"No, no. Do not tow my bike."
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"Stop, asshole."
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"Yes, come in."
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"I was told to come down here and try to..."
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"Yes. Come in, Mr. Marsh. I've been told all about your case."
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"Impounded bicycle, $83 owed to the county."
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"Maybe you should get a job."
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"I got a job. But without my bike to do my paper route,"
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"I can't make the money. See?"
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"Stan Marsh is a bright, young man."
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"He's got a great family. A promising paper route."
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"Only problem is, his bike's been impounded."
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"Look, I really need my bike."
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"Well, I'm afraid I can't give it to you."
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"Because then you wouldn't learn anything."
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"What do I have to learn? This isn't fair."
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"Whoa, whoa. Hold on."
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"According to your background check, when you were in kindergarten"
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"you played on the Park County Pee Wee hockey team."
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"- Yeah. - Well, it just so happens"
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"that the Pee Wee hockey team this year needs a coach."
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"Me?"
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"Stan Marsh is a washed-up fourth-grader."
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"and his only way out is to coach a Pee Wee hockey team."
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"And now he's about to find out that to coach, you've got to grow."
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"All right, guys. Over here. Come over here."
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"Who are you?"
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"My name is Stan, and I'm your new coach."
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"Now we just need to kind of organise a little bit and practise our..."
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"Coach, I have to go potty."
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"All right, fine. Go ahead."
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"Just hold it a while, okay?"
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"What does passing mean?"
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"When you shoot the puck to another player."
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"My mommy says I'm as big as the sky."
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"- Coach, Morgan spit on my foot. - I did not."
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"You two guys play defence, and you play goalie."
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"- I can't play goalie. - Why not?"
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"My doctor says I'm not supposed to."
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"Why, you got asthma or something?"
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"No, he has cancer."
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"What?"
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"Nelson has leukaemia. It's already spread to his bone marrow."
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"I don't want to have cancer!"
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"Coach, why do people get cancer?"
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"Oh, Jesus. Can we just practise?"
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"Are we going to get cancer if we play with Nelson, Coach?"
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