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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Geology Methodology (S11E11)

"Does sound better than cricket."
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"Unfortunately, I have real science to do."
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"All right."
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"And somewhere there's a mime who's top in his field,"
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"but you don't see me rushing to collaborate with him"
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"on new ways to be stuck in a box."
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"Also something I would watch instead of cricket."
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"Hello."
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"I-I could help you with your research."
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"What changed your mind?"
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"If it's easier for you, we could just work at your office."
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"No, no, no, not my office, no."
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"Uh, let's-let's do it here,"
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"Well, then I will see you tonight."
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"(gasps)"
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"Well, you know what?"
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"(stammers) Close the blinds. We can start right now."
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"♪ The Earth began to cool ♪"
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"It makes no sense."
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"Did you just come here to complain?"
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"Yeah. That's the sport of my people."
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"He makes Hardik Pandya look like Bhuvneshwar Kumar."
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"Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, save some syllables for the rest of us."
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"Hey, I think that's Bernadette's friend over there."
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"Hey, Ruchi!"
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"I-I hope this isn't awkward."
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"The last time we met, I kind of embarrassed myself."
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"Let's see if you can go two for two."
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"Hi. Are you here by yourself?"
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"Thanks."
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"(crowd groans)"
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"What'd she say?"
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"Well, no, she's telling the bowler to bowl a yorker."
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"It's the most brutal ball in cricket."
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"Yeah, India, right? Everywhere you go,"
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"there's, like, 120,000 people. (chuckles)"
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"So what do you think of"
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"Ah, World Cup."
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"You know, it'll all depend"
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"Isn't that the truth?"
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"I've been modeling different types of dark matter"
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"and the traces they would leave"
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"on the zircon inside your meteorite."
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"What's this one here?"
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"That's actually a dark matter model of my own creation."
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"I call it the Cooper Boson."
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"I named it Moderately Sedimented Shale."
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"Guess I kind of pooped the bed on that one."
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"What do you mean, where am I?"
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"No, I'm at your office and you're not here."
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"I thought I'd surprise you with dinner."
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"For future reference, the best surprises"
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"Where are you?"
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"It's a surprise."
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"Doesn't feel so good, does it?"
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"I thought we could eat together,"
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"but I guess if you have other plans..."
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"Exactly where I said I was."
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"Hello."
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"Hey, buddy, what's up? Hey."
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"Um, I need to talk to Penny alone."
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"I'm working with Bert, but I don't want anyone to find out."
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"Penny, this is serious."
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"What are people gonna think when they see us collaborating?"
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"I am a respected theoretical physicist."
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"But nobody's gonna take me seriously"
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"if they find out I've been dabbling in geology."
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"Well, why not? They're both sciences."
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"what is the nature of the universe?"
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"Geology answers the question: what'd I just trip over?"
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"Then work with him. But I just think that people..."
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"My record is 14."
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"Okay, this is about science."
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"And somehow you manage to hold your head high"
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"despite your checkered past."
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"Checkered past?"
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"It's a figure of speech"
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"Well, I've got a figure of speech about"
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"And what is it?"
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"we're gonna have to divide and conquer."
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"I've got one monitor for her, one for the baby."
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"Which do you want?"
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"I'll take the baby. She's less emasculating."
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"Scones? Ah, thanks."
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"They're all for you; I already had breakfast at Ruchi's."
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"You're kidding. You slept with her?"
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"Well, there wasn't a lot of sleeping involved."
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"I mean, she slept, I stayed awake."
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"I was afraid of snoring 'cause I didn't have my special pillow."
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"BERNADETTE: Howard!"
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"Can you help me to the bathroom?!"
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"So, you and Ruchi?"
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"No, that's fine."
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"You're my friend and I'm happy for you."
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"Oh, thank you, Stuart."
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"Plus, I don't know how you're gonna screw it up,"
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"What's there to screw up?"
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"She just wants to keep things casual."
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"Oh, great, that's how you're gonna screw it up."
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"Hey, I can be casual."
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"I should get a haircut; this thing's going south fast."
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"So Ruchi and I decided to keep things casual."
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"(scoffs)"
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"What? What?"
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"(scoffs): Oh..."
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"and I don't want to scare her off."
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"All right, just give her some space, all right?"
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"Don't call, don't text, don't e-mail."
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"That's crazy."
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"What if I see a sunset that reminds me of her?"
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"All right, when do you see her next?"
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"Uh, we're having dinner tonight."
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"Okay, put a rubber band around your wrist,"
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"and any time you start planning your wedding"
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"or naming your children,"
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"I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork."
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"What's the rubber band for?"
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"She lies around all day eating Mallomars and hollering at me,"
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"Congratulations. I know that's what you were hoping for."
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