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Clips from Russian Dolls (2011) - Calendar Girls (S01E01)

"-Come on, I'll show you around. -It's a cool place."
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"But for now, you and me got bigger fish to fry. Life and death stuff, huh."
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"that's gaining consciousness and is now deliberately fucking with us."
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"Uh, have I ever done anything, you know, memorably bad to either of you?"
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"Yeah, you said I shouldn't adopt those two Neapolitan mastiff puppies"
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"and something else that also means a lot to me"
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"Well, I wear the same thing all the time."
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"Hey, man."
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"I just, uh... overslept."
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"It's polite. It gives everybody a moment to pretend there's gonna be a future."
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"that begins with extra-marital infidelity."
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"-What? -Let's do it."
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"So now, the artist's intention is buried in a sea of likes and thumbs up."
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"What are you, a collector?"
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"My dad used to say that I don't have a single creative bone in my body."
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"-I'm a dad. -[Maxine] Ah."
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"["Diamond Veins" playing]"
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"She's just fucking everybody, and I'm watching like an idiot."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"[flies buzzing]"
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"-[Nadia] Hey, did you find it? -[Ruth] Yes. Way in the back of the armoire."
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"[Ruth] Okay."
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"So, how do you get to just yes?"
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"-Okay, okay. -Come on."
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"[deep voice] Happy Valentine's Day."
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"Fucking God damn it, man."
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"Let's take the fire escape."
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"You've spent enough time on this guy already."
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"I know it's a bummer, but come on."
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"-I am not, okay? -[Alan] Bea, he's a sex addict."
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"[water running]"
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"[horns honking in the distance]"
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"Yeah, she's a choker and shit."
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"Back the fuck up, motherfucker!"
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"[keys jangling]"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"I'm the hole where a choice should be."
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"I mean, everyone who's not us."
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"wasn't hurting anybody else, but..."
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"What?"
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"I know how to count, Alan."
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"Hey, happy birthday."
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"Hey. Okay, listen to me."
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"We are leaving, and I am not going to get the book."
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"I'm going to tell your daughter about Emily of New Moon."
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"-Can you help me with this? -Sure."
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"If it wasn't you, it would be some other woman."
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"[sighs]"
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"[John laughs]"
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"I'm sorry, I can't do this."
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"[sighs] ...disappear."
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"Don't do this. Okay, please, I'm begging you."
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"[John] Don't do this to her, please. Okay? Don't do it to me."
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"I'm begging you. I love you. Please don't do this."
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"I wish I could, okay?"
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"All right? I got to go. I got to go. [Maxine] Is cyanide sweet, though?"
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"I should start a religion."
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"["Front" by Vex Ruffin playing]"
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"You think he's gonna propose? Ugh, what a bummer."
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"Okay, yeah. I'll talk to you later."
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"[Nadia] Hey."
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"Welcome to yesterday."
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"I'm so glad you made it. And look at that, great posture."
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"-[Alan] Thank you. -Yeah."
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"Not a lot of people at this party can say that."
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"♪ I've got the strength But you feel it, oh ♪"
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"Why do you think this is happening to us?"
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"I'm-- I'm pretty sure that it's purgatorial punishment"
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"for being a bad person."
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"What is this bad person?"
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"I mean, you know, there's Hitler and then there's, uh, everybody else."
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"Yeah, he's out there. He's looking for a hot meal."
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"-Are you having a stroke? -No. Uh..."
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"That guy that Beatrice cheated on me with, he's here."
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"-Don't look. -[Nadia] Just take it easy, all right?"
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"Point him out later, and I'll bust his fucking knee caps, okay?"
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"-[Alan] Geez. -[Nadia] Eh."
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"[Alan] What is that?"
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"My new theory is that it's an incredibly dense gravitational field"
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"Kind of the black hole meets They Shoot Horses, Don't They?"
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"Yeah, my bathroom doesn't have a black hole, so..."
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"This isn't gonna be very fun if you keep rejecting my theories."
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"You rejected mine."
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"Yeah, because it was morally simplistic and narcissistic."
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"I mean, the universe is moral, but it shares your views on morality."
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"We'll try your way."
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"Oh, great."
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"-What were you doing in there? -Who is this guy?"
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"'cause I have a small space,"
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"but they needed a home and I could've made some changes."
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"Okay. Do you want to get in on this?"
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"Oh, no, no. I love that you're a cunt. It makes me feel morally superior."
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"Okay, that's a good way to not judge people."
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"Is there anything else?"
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"-Yeah. -Who?"
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"-Gina. -Okay."
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"When you said Gina wasn't really my type, I really took that to heart."
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"I mean, if it weren't for you, I'd be married. I'd be living upstate."
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"I'd be raising two mastiffs. I'd have a completely different life."
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"-Shall we open it up to the group? -Yeah, that's a great idea."
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"Okay, okay. No problem."
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"Ding dong."
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"[Nadia] Gather 'round, gather 'round."
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"Great to see you and you and also you. Okay, so hi."
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"Me from the party."
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"I just want to say..."
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"thank you all so much for coming to celebrate tonight."
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"What good people. Uh..."
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"It means a lot to me,"
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"would be if you would tell me if you think I'm a bad person,"
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"or maybe I've committed some serious misdeeds,"
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"and you could come and talk to me about that tonight"
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"would be super fucking hot. Okay?"
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"For my birthday, tell me if I'm a bad person."
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"Okay, cool."
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"-Uh, thank you so much, Nadia. -Thank you."
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"I would like to dedicate this night to Chong, my uncle,"
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"who also had a hard time saying thank you."
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"-[glass clink] -[cheering]"
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