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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Unfinished (S06E06)

"But first, let's back up a few days."
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"- What's wrong? - I don't know. Got a burger comin'."
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"Boo!"
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"Then to have that person pop up on your TV? Are you okay?"
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"- Good on you. - Yeah. Thank you."
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"Where's the poop, Robin?"
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"put your stupid face on a deep-dish pizza..."
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"Don't worry. I am never doing that again. It was a one-time thing."
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"And by solo, I mean..."
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"Barney, why can't you just take a girl out to dinner like a normal person?"
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"but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times..."
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"It was the opportunity every architect dreams about."
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"Wait a minute. You don't mean..."
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"## [Upbeat Pop]"
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"## [Ends]"
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"You've got to shut those voices out."
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"Actually, I think I'm gonna say no."
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"But designing a building in New York City..."
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"in the sense that a single bullet..."
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"- Hey, Professor Mosby. - Hey, Rachel."
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"Wait. You turned down the job? When?"
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"[Chuckles]"
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"You're not just deleting a number. You're deleting a part of your life."
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"[Karate Yells]"
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"It sucks!"
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"through physical contact?"
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"If you can find a number that I don't need or shouldn't have in here, be my guest."
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"- Edwin. - Oh, no. Not that one."
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"# So your case is sunk # Ha!"
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"# I sentence you to a life of funk #"
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"See, it's hard to hit that delete button, isn't it?"
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"[Sighs]"
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"Can you believe it? He's resorting to the oldest move in the book..."
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"the classic "pretend to take the offer off the table so I'll want it more.""
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"before me fell for."
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"You guys actually think I have some lingering itch to be an architect..."
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"I'm happy, and I'm not letting go of that."
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"I think that's just called a dog."
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"No. [Chuckling] No, I'm not."
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"[Sighs] I did. But it turns out I memorized it."
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"You can't delete contacts from your brain, Lily."
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"Okay... One day, Don and I are moving in together..."
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"## [Continues]"
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"[No Audible Dialogue]"
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"And until you finish it, it will always be..."
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"[Man] # While you're waiting #"
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"Rachel, why aren't you in class?"
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"You son of a bitch."
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"Not so fast."
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"## [Continues, Indistinct]"
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"I knew this day would come."
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"English - US - SDH"
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, in my early days of being a professor..."
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"I had one simple goal... give a lecture that changes someone's life."
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"Then, one afternoon in 2010, I achieved that goal."
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""Unfinished.""
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"Of all the words you could use to describe La Sagrada Família..."
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""brown," "pointy," "weird"..."
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"the one that really seems to stick is "unfinished.""
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"Why? Because on June 7, 1926..."
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"the architect, Antoni Gaudí..."
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"whose beard was also brown, pointy, weird and unfinished..."
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"was run over by a bus."
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"And so, his greatest masterpiece would remain forever..."
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"Ted, look, across the bar."
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"Three chicks... one hot, one kinda hot..."
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"and one whom I'm assuming is really funny."
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"We ride!"
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"Bro, I told you..."
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"if you ever need a wingman, I'm your guy."
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"Yeah, I'm not gonna go through that again."
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"Hi. Barney Stinson."
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"And I'm Marshall, Barney's wingman."
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"Thank you for your time."
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"while Giggles works the camera."
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"I ride!"
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"So get this."
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"Last night, I was watching TV, and it turns out..."
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"some random satellite channel picks up a certain local Chicago newscast."
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"[Male Announcer] And now the Eleven O'Clock News with Don Frank."
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"Oh, man."
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"It's bad enough to have to go through a horrible breakup."
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"Well, I'll admit, at first I felt a little weird."
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"But after the initial shock, I realized something."
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"I've moved on."
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"[Clicks Off]"
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"Finished with that."
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"[Sighs]"
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"It was a peaceful moment of closure."
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"That's great."
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"- Where's the poop, Robin? - Excuse me?"
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"When I was a kid, I had a dog named Bean."
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"Whenever he made the face that you're making right now..."
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"you just knew he pooped somewhere in the house."
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"- I don't know what you're talking about. - Where's the poop, Robin?"
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"- There's no poop. - Where's the poop?"
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"Okay."
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"Hey, Don, here's some breaking news."
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"There's a zit breaking out on your forehead. [Laughs]"
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"Finished with that."
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"[Shatters]"
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"Look, I'm not proud."
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"But Don left so quickly that I never got the chance to have that final showdown."
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"So yelling at him, even on TV..."
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"felt kinda good."
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"And you know what? Now I truly am over him."
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"That's great."
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"- Thank you. - Good on you."
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"Where's the poop, Robin?"
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"Damn it!"
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"[Sighs] Okay, in the process of truly getting over him..."
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"I may have called him..."
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"and left an... indelicate voice mail."
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"I am gonna kill you."
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"I'm gonna fly to Chicago, kill you..."
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"and eat it."
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"And then maybe catch a Bears game."
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"But mostly the "killing and eating your face" thing."
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"Give me your phone. We're deleting Don's number."
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"Prove it. "Delete contact.""
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