Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Three's Company - A Man About the House (S01E01)

""I don't want any weirdo's or hanky panky in my house.""
Three's Company
"Where's my wine? Oh, hi."
Three's Company
"Hello."
Three's Company
"Here it is and hurry up, I’m really starving."
Three's Company
"What's that?"
Three's Company
"Oh, a girlfriend spent the night here last night."
Three's Company
"Girlfriend? Look, look-"
Three's Company
"She looks dreadful without makeup, doesn't she?"
Three's Company
"Now, will you go down there and tell Mr. Roper that I promise"
Three's Company
"We are going to be quiet from now on."
Three's Company
"[ Applause ]"
Three's Company
"Do you study cooking full-time?"
Three's Company
"Weekdays from eight till two,"
Three's Company
"The rest of the time I pick up odd jobs."
Three's Company
"How 'bout you, what do you do?"
Three's Company
"I work in a pool?"
Three's Company
"You're a lifeguard?"
Three's Company
"She means a typing pool. [ Laughter ]"
Three's Company
"You're a typist? With a shape like that?"
Three's Company
"No, what I meant was that you're great looking."
Three's Company
"Oh, thank you."
Three's Company
"I think your onions are overheating."
Three's Company
"Janet works in a flower shop, isn't that exciting?"
Three's Company
"Terrific."
Three's Company
"[Doorbell]"
Three's Company
"I'll get it."
Three's Company
"As far as I’m concerned, she's already got it."
Three's Company
"Patricia Crawford."
Three's Company
"No, I’m Chrissy Snow."
Three's Company
"No, I mean I’m Patricia Crawford,"
Three's Company
"I've come to look at your apartment."
Three's Company
"Oh, yeah, we're expecting you. You can use the bathroom now."
Three's Company
"Must I? [ Laughter ]"
Three's Company
"A man up there? In women's clothes?"
Three's Company
"That's right, Stanley."
Three's Company
"He was wearing a girl's dressing gown, but he didn't fool me."
Three's Company
"Are you sure it was a man, not a woman?"
Three's Company
"They all look alike nowadays. [ Laughter ]"
Three's Company
"Not to me they don't. [ Laughter ]"
Three's Company
"Besides, I could see some little hairs on his chest,"
Three's Company
"Peeping out."
Three's Company
"[ Laughter ]"
Three's Company
"Well, that doesn't prove anything, look at your mother."
Three's Company
"Look, I don't care whether you believe me or not,"
Three's Company
"But it was a man."
Three's Company
"I wonder what game is going on up there?"
Three's Company
"Oh, probably something delightfully kinky"
Three's Company
"That only three can play. [ Laughter ]"
Three's Company
"I'm going up there and I’m going to bounce him"
Three's Company
"Right out on his ear."
Three's Company
"Well, it is small of course, but then most of the time"
Three's Company
"I'll be out here with you gals chin-wagging."
Three's Company
"Uh, yes, this is the kitchen where we chin our wags."
Three's Company
"And this is Jack Tripper."
Three's Company
"Hi."
Three's Company
"How do you do?"
Three's Company
"We found him in the bathtub."
Three's Company
"Really? I found a spider in the bath once."
Three's Company
"You know, they crawl up the drain pipe,"
Three's Company
"Oh, it was a horrible, hairy little thing."
Three's Company
"I just opened my mouth and screamed."
Three's Company
"I've kept the plug in it ever since."
Three's Company
"She could've fooled me. Well, um, uh--Look, Patricia?"
Three's Company
"My friends call me "Pattikins.""
Three's Company
"Okay, Patricia, the thing is-- [ Laughter ]"
Three's Company
"Well, we have a lot of other girls"
Three's Company
"Coming to look at the apartment."
Three's Company
"We have?"
Three's Company
"Well, we better have. [ Doorbell ]"
Three's Company
"Well, I could always come back tomorrow."
Three's Company
"All right, where is he?"
Three's Company
"Mr. Roper?"
Three's Company
"There you are. [ Laughter ]"
Three's Company
"You know, those clothes don't fool me a bit."
Three's Company
"This is our landlord."
Three's Company
"How do you do?"
Three's Company
"I was just telling the girls what attractive--"
Three's Company
"Take off those clothes. [ Laughter ]"
Three's Company
"I beg your pardon?"
Three's Company
"I beg your pardon? Don't even sound like a girl."
Three's Company
"Who do you think your fooling?"
Three's Company
"I mean, anybody can see that those aren't real."
Three's Company
"[ Laughter ]"
Three's Company
"What made you think that you could--"
Three's Company
"Oh, my god."
Three's Company
"You dirty old man."
Three's Company
"I'm sorry."
Three's Company
"It's a mistake anybody could make."
Three's Company
"I mean they don't look real. [ Laughter ]"
Three's Company
"Well, i--I--I--I mean they look like a pair of,"
Three's Company
"Like--Like a couple of, uh-oh, oh."
Three's Company
"[ Laughter ]"
Three's Company
"He touched my bosoms. [ Laughter ]"
Three's Company
"Do you think he's taking too much geritol?"
Three's Company
"I couldn't, I just--I just couldn't live in the same house"
Three's Company
"With a man, I couldn't --He didn't even say, "please.""
Three's Company
"[ Laughter ]"
Three's Company
"[ Applause ]"
Three's Company
"Come and get it."
Three's Company
"You sit here, Chrissy."
Three's Company
"Oh, how nice."
Three's Company
"[ Clearing throat ]"
Three's Company
"Oh, you sit there. [ Laughter ]"
Three's Company
"I hope it's all right."
Three's Company
"It's the best I could do under these primitive conditions."
Three's Company
"Mm, mm?"
Three's Company
"Mm, mm, mm..."
Three's Company
"You don't care for it, huh?"
Three's Company
"Oh, oh, it's nothing really."
Three's Company
"Any genius could have done it. My specialty is--"
Three's Company
"[Speaking French]"
Three's Company
"What's that?"
Three's Company
"French."
Three's Company
"Eventually, uh, I’m hoping to open up a little restaurant"
Three's Company
"For people who can really appreciate high prices."
Three's Company
"[ Laughter ]"
Three's Company
"This breakfast is good enough to eat."
Three's Company
"Thank you, I enjoyed making it."
Three's Company
"I don't get a chance to practice much at the YMCA."
Three's Company
"Is that where you're staying?"
Three's Company
Show more clips