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Clips from Superstore - Spokesman Scandal (S02E02)

"♪ I want ♪"
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"♪ I want Charles in charge ♪"
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"♪ Of me ♪"
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"- Hi. - Umm..."
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"Do you think I could have your number?"
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"My number?"
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"Sure, you can have my number."
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"- It's 314... - Mm-hmm."
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"- 982. - Got it."
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"Oh."
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"For cleaning up the vomit."
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"Yeah."
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"You are a good vomit mopper."
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"Damn."
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"It is getting steamy in here."
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"I'm just saying, usually one person dares"
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"and then the other person has to do it."
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"You... you understand that, right?"
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"Yep, I get it."
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"I just don't want you to have all the fun."
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"Oh, listen, if you want to do this thing alone, by all means."
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"- Nope. - I have no problem..."
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"All right, hold on."
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"Sorry! Sorry!"
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"Move out of the way!"
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"- Hands up! - Okay, okay!"
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"Hey, guys."
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"- Hey, Jeff. - Hi, Jeff."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Okay."
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"Bye, Jeff."
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"- That was awesome. - Yep. One more time?"
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"- Yeah. - How do we get back there?"
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"Let's... I don't know. Kinda shimmy over?"
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"Yes, yes, we're get... we're doing it."
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"- Is it moving? - We're getting it."
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"- Hey, how's it going? - Great."
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"We get the results tomorrow and I'll call everyone who's fired."
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"Actually, I'll just call those who aren't fired."
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"It'll save me some time."
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"No, I don't want to start firing people."
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"Look, I get it. You love these people."
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"I do too, but we told them there would be a urine test,"
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"I... I don't believe that's true."
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"It is true."
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"Huh?"
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"Are we weak liars?"
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"No, we're strong truth tellers."
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"Heck yeah we are. Pep up."
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"The lab comes at 5:00."
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"You know that's human urine, right?"
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"Suit yourself."
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"And when she's..."
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"Just shut up about the baby!"
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"Um, okay."
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"What?"
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"What, was I talking too much about the baby?"
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"I can stop."
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"Oh."
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"Great. Well, thank you."
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"I mean, it's not that we don't want to hear about your baby,"
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"it's just that it's been a lot."
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"It's like you with your sneakers."
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""Oh, yeah, I just ordered my pair of retro Jordans"
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"that are coming in two days.""
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""You can only get these kicks in Japan.""
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"Wow."
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"Real cool."
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"Well, I'm taking off."
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"All right, have a good night."
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"I gotta stop by the hotel first."
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"I guess there was some kind of a rodent/bedbug fire."
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"So that's..."
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"and after that, though, I was gonna hit the new Italian place."
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"Are you busy?"
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"Nope."
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"Oh, let me guess, you want me to clean up that dead pigeon in aisle six?"
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"No, I was just wondering if you wanted to get dinner."
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"You mean, like, pick it up for you?"
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"No, I mean, like, take you out to dinner"
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"to the Italian place that I just mentioned."
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"Have you never been asked out on a date before?"
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"You're asking me out on a date?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"I knew it!"
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"Oh, I thought, but then Garrett..."
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"Ha! I knew it."
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"So is that a yes?"
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"Oh. Um..."
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"I haven't even really thought about that."
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"I usually don't date white guys, but you know what?"
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"Sure, why not?"
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"Great."
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"Oh, my God, I cannot wait to tell Garrett that I was right about this."
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"I'm gonna rub it in his stupid face."
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"Well, you see, this is where it gets a little touchy."
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"Just as a manager, I shouldn't really be dating any employees,"
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"Yeah."
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"You're the boss."
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"I should really get on that dead pigeon."
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"Yes, I didn't want to ask 'cause I didn't want to ruin the moment."
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"- Hey, Glenn. - Mm."
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"What's going on?"
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"Oh, I'm just having a bad day."
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"You want to talk about it?"
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"I'm happy to be your blender."
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"My blender?"
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"Yeah, you know, like, you give me your thoughts"
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"and your feelings, and I'll mix 'em up and give you back something real good."
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"Okay, I'm not sure I made the right decision"
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"about this whole drug testing thing."
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"Yeah, it's a bit extreme."
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"Sort of like a... it's like a watermelon-sized reaction."
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"- Watermelon. - Yeah."
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"It's just, I was so wrong about Kyle."
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"It makes me question how much I really know the people around here."
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"Sure, you don't know everything about everyone,"
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"but you know the important stuff."
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"Like, you know that Garrett is a can of soup."
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"You know, he's hard on the outside,"
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