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Clips from Superstore - Spokesman Scandal (S02E02)

"♪ The finger of the devil is poking through the foam ♪"
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"Cry it out!"
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"As most of you may have heard, our company spokesman"
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"By improprieties, you mean killing"
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"and eating people, right?"
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"Or is there a tax evasion thing going on as well?"
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"The killing and eating."
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"I can't speak to his tax situation."
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"Anyway, does anybody have any questions?"
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"What is the difference between a zombie and a cannibal?"
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"and a cannibal's just, like, a dude who eats people."
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"So I kind of meant work-related questions."
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"But I'm right though?"
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"He is correct."
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"I have a work-related question."
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"What security measures are we taking to avoid revenge crimes?"
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"Revenge crimes?"
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"Families of the victims trying to eat us as payback."
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"I mean, that's what I would do."
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"Okay, let's not rush to judgment."
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"These are just allegations."
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"I'm sure he didn't do it."
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"Wait, Glenn?"
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"Why are you so sure he didn't do it?"
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"We had a great conversation."
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"He seemed like a good guy."
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"I guess there's no reason for a trial."
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"I am telling you, there is no way that good man"
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"could have done this horrible thing."
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"Right, Jeff?"
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"This paint smells like wet dog,"
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"This is the worst day ever."
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"The worst."
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"I mean, obviously, Kyle the Cloud's victims..."
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"Had a worse day when he ate their flesh off their bones."
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"Goes without saying. Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"Ours has just begun."
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"Is it insensitive that I'd rather"
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"be in Kyle the Cloud's basement?"
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"No."
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"At least you could read down there."
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"So dark and cool."
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"That would be so nice."
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"- Oh, cool. - Aww."
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"So cute."
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"- Sleeping. - Like a little angel."
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"Sleeping."
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"Oh. Oh, my gosh, this next one's kind of funny."
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"Sleeping."
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"Okay, guys, guys, guys, I need everyone's opinion."
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"Did you guys pick up on any weird tension"
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"'Cause I think he might be into me."
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"No."
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"I am so sorry."
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"Why do you think he's into you?"
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"he came up to me at the end of the day,"
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"looked me straight in the eyes and said,"
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"He said, "I noticed you"?"
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"Ooh, Jeff is slutty."
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"Okay, it's not what he said, it's how he said it."
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"It wasn't like..."
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""I noticed you.""
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""I noticed you.""
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"No, that wasn't it."
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"It was more like..."
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""I noticed you.""
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"Police discovered a secret"
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"I've said it once, I'll say it again:"
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"You are a terrible judge of character."
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"Also you have a weak chin and you can't dance."
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"were a coffin filled with hair"
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"and several small bags of marijuana."
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"Wait, they found marijuana?"
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"They found marijuana!"
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"He was high!"
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"I hate him."
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"So much."
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"We definitely need smocks"
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"Oh, gross, stop."
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"It's crazy how much Kyle stuff we have to throw away."
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"Corporate really put their money on "not a cannibal.""
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"Dare you to put it on."
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"No. No, thank you."
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"Oh, okay, fine. No, I get it."
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"because you've already got a big chicken suit on"
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"'cause you're a big chicken."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Is that supposed to pressure me into putting the suit on?"
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"You're right, you're right."
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"Doing awesome things is overrated."
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"Well, grab an umbrella"
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"'cause there's a cloud moving in."
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"What does that even mean?"
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"Oh, my God! You're doing it."
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"Okay, sorry. Say your cool line again."
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"- Say it. - Well, grab..."
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"Isn't that terrible?"
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"Hi."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, yeah, that's a good idea."
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"I wouldn't let my kids touch that."
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"It says on your website that all your rooms"
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"Hey there."
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"I noticed you were on the phone."
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"No, it's not life or death, it's just, you know,"
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"at the end of a hard day, sometimes you want to come home"
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"and watch some monkeys swinging around on the trees."
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"I'm just gonna come back later."
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"I'm sorry, could you hold on one second please?"
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"Hey."
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"There's something I'd like to ask you,"
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"Oh, no. Please, please."
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"- Yeah? - Yep, ask away."
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"Somebody vomited in the ladies room,"
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"multiple stalls."
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"Would you mind?"
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"I appreciate that."
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"Hi, yes, while I have you on the phone,"
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"I wanted to ask you why the curtains were gone"
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