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Clips from Superstore - Spokesman Scandal (S02E02)

"15% off all dental products!"
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"You can't handle the tooth!"
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"That's what the FBI has claimed about Daniel Hertzler,"
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"Yeah, we pretty much still have the market cornered on serial killing."
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"Yeah, thank you, Jonah."
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"I'm sorry, Amy, could you just let me do it?"
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"Oh, no."
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"- No, no. - It's not working."
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"We're gonna have to drown this out."
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"- All: ♪ Cry, Ezekiel, cry ♪ - Cry it out!"
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"♪ And the slide to hell goes all the way down ♪"
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"All: ♪ Cry, Ezekiel, cry ♪"
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"has been accused of some improprieties."
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"Oh, okay, a zombie is undead,"
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"Because, Amy, I met Kyle at a corporate conference last year."
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"Well, that settles it."
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"Uh-huh."
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"You know, this was creepy even before he murdered people."
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"and it's gonna take at least three coats to cover this."
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"Yeah. No, no."
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"Terrible day. That was a terrible day."
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"Although, at least their suffering is over, you know?"
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"That's my baby sleeping."
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"Sleeping."
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"Especially you, Garrett, since your brand is telling it like it is."
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"Okay, the last time he was here,"
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""I noticed you.""
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"It was like..."
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"Ah, that sounded Scottish."
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"dungeon where the actor would videotape himself"
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"dismembering and devouring his victims,"
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"often while in cloud costume."
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"Oh, God."
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"This is incredible!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"Get that weak chin off me!"
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"because you make your brushes too juicy."
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"Hello, Clarice."
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"Oh, God, they used to make us wear this suit to hand out flyers."
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"You don't want to put on the cloud suit"
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"Just go back to painting."
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"no, we're past it."
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"Today, of all days, she's dressed like the killer."
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"have Animal Planet."
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"but I feel a little weird about it."
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"Of course."
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"Great, thank you. Thanks."
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"You don't think people in this store do marijuana, do you?"
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"Both?"
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"now."
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"And we all say it's the cutest baby we ever seen"
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"Right."
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"Yeah."
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"Not even the one where they're dressed as Ewoks."
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"You can't drive a speeder, Ewok dog."
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"Hey."
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"I mean, if I had to decide, I guess I'm leaning towards do it."
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"How much longer do I have?"
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"I'm doing a dare."
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"on there, and then you roll that up in some Doc McStuffins."
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"That place. You know, the one we talked about earlier."
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"You spoke to Brett about it?"
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"I'm so bad."
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"- Hey, Mateo. - Hey."
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"Employee number 314982 is getting a letter of commendation in his file."
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"Product testing."
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"Product testing."
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"so we have to follow through on this or they won't respect us."
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"They'll think we're weak and they'll think we're liars."
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"Is that who we are?"
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"When she's hungry, it's like..."
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"But when she's tired, it's like..."
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"Oh."
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"No, I understand."
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"What you mean?"
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"Oh, you know, how you're always like,"
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"Really seeing everybody's true colors today."
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"so we would have to keep this between us if that's okay."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Yeah, you just kinda wanna..."
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"you're the one that..."
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"That drives the worker balls"
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"Exactly."
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"How's it going?"
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"They crank that A/C up."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"It's the end of the day."
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"Yeah, I get it."
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"what was that about?"
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"Hey! Kyle the Cloud 9 Cloud here!"
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"And I'm about to make it rain savings!"
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"You want the tooth?"
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"Meatballs with a chance of clouds?"
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"Give me a break!"
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"A dance break!"
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"He killed 14 people"
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"and ate the meat off their bones."
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"better known to millions as Kyle the Cloud 9 Cloud."
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"Damn, when white people go crazy, they really do it up."
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"It's one of the last non-integrated industries."
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"Okay, look, this is not the best in-store viewing."
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"Amy, could you change it?"
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"Right. Got it."
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"Um..."
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"Oh. Oh, no, no."
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"No, that just made it worse."
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"Do you mind if I try? Thank you."
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"And purchased at a Cloud 9 store."
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"All the victims were sawed into"
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"evenly portioned pieces"
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"with their genitals preserved in pickling jars."
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"- That makes sense. - Oh."
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"We sell pickle jars?"
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"Everybody sing, okay?"
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"♪ Down in the valley where Ezekiel wept ♪"
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"♪ Cry, Ezekiel, cry ♪"
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"Come on, what's wrong with you?"
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"Garrett, give me a beat or something."
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"Anything."
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"Okay."
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