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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Lonely at the Top/Silent Night/Divorce Me, Please (S01E01)

"Do you have any kids?"
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"No, we were never blessed."
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"But without Evelyn, my life is just like that burrito:"
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"no flavor, no zest."
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"Well, why are we getting so morbid?"
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"What is this, True Confessions?"
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"Come on. Let's get to bed."
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"It's getting late."
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"And if you snore, I'll stuff you out the porthole."
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"I don't snore. Heh-heh."
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"Go on, get to bed."
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"Thanks."
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"For what?"
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"Well, if it weren't for you,"
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"I'd probably be sleeping in the boiler room tonight."
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"Ohhhh, forget it."
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"I won't forget it."
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"Grandpa."
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"Go to sleep."
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"What are you doing, Gopher?"
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"I just wrote a letter to my grandmother in Florida."
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"She really loves to hear from me."
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"And you expect her to get it?"
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"Last letter I sent, she got in 18 months."
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"In a bottle?"
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"No, I mailed that one."
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"Come on, just take one shot."
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"Only shot I'll take will be at the bar."
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"This is a ship and everybody plays shuffleboard on a ship."
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"All right, but I don't see any point in a silly game"
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"where you take a stick and shove..."
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"Incredible. You sure you never played?"
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"Beginner's luck. I don't believe you."
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"All right, I'll play you a game and prove it."
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"Okay, but not for money."
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"I think you're a hustler."
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"Drop cloths?"
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"Check."
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"Scaffold? Check."
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"Pigment applicators."
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"Check, check."
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"Captain Stubing."
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"Oh, just one moment, sir."
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"Oh, you're just in time, sir."
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"We just finished."
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"You haven't done anything."
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"You haven't finished painting."
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"Oh, not the painting, sir."
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"We've just finished the mixing."
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"Two days and all you've done is mix the paint?"
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"But, sir, uh..."
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"Uh, Singapore sunset saffron"
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"is not what you would call an easy shade."
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"That's not right."
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"It's not right?"
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"That's not Singapore sunset saffron."
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"Now, are you sure you have the formula right?"
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"Oh, ab... Absolutely, sir."
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"I have it... I have it right here."
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"Let's see, uh..."
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"Uh... Oh. Singapore sunset saffron."
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""One gallon cadmium base,"
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""one half-ounce carmine, "one cc ocher,"
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"and two smidgens titian.""
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"Uh, I thought you said, ahem, three smidgens titian."
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"No, I, uh..."
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"I, um, distinctly said two smidgens titian."
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"Well, that's no problem, Ronald."
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"I'll simply remove one small smidgen titian like this:"
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"Just mix the paint and get on with it."
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"Um, but it's all mixed up."
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"You... You can't simply remove one small smidgen titian"
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"like this:"
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"Kemosabe."
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"Well, as long as you're getting ridiculous about this, Ronald."
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"No, no, I think you should think this over..."
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"Miss McCoy, if you don't get your painters to finish"
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"I'll have them thrown off at the first port of call."
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"I'll take care of that right away, sir."
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"Now, I have had enough of this!"
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"Hi, Julie."
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"If I crossed my legs like that,"
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"I'd have to pry 'em apart with a crowbar."
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"Aw, don't be so stubborn."
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"Come on, give it a try."
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"What have you got to lose?"
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"My circulation."
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"You're getting it."
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"There we go."
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"My blood's going places"
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"it hasn't been in for 60 years."
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"Now chant."
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"Om."
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"Om."
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"Now you try."
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"Om."
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"Om."
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"♪ Home on the range ♪"
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"♪ Where the deer And the antelopes play ♪"
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"♪ Where seldom is heard A discouraging word ♪"
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"♪ And the skies are not Cloudy all day ♪"
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"Ah!"
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"Oh. Oh."
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"Are you all right?"
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"I'm fine."
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"I... I couldn't be better."
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"Keeping busy?"
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"Well, yeah, there's always something."
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"Listen. Uh... I'm on a break right now,"
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"and I've got some great snapshots"
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"of the old gang down in my cabin."
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"Come on, let's go take a look."
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"Okay?"
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"It's a shame to waste this weather"
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"in a stuffy old cabin."
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"Right. Right."
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"Um..."
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"Sean?"
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"Yeah?"
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