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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Lonely at the Top/Silent Night/Divorce Me, Please (S01E01)

"I don't want my food to make a statement."
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"I want it to lie quietly on my fork and die happy."
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"How about some of these:"
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"spinach salad with alfalfa... Yech."
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"Hearts of kale... Yech."
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"Watercress and Bibb-lettuce salad."
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"What am I supposed to do after I eat that?"
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"Give four quarts of milk?"
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"Now what? There's the captain again."
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"I'm sure he's looking for me."
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"Uh, captain?"
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"Oh, yes, sir?"
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"Uh, this young twerp is, uh, Nancy."
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"Well, it's nice to have you on board."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Yes, we were just discussing"
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"some of the finer points of maritime law."
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"Is it true they no longer use the cat-o'-nine-tails"
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"on stowaways?"
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"Yes, that's right."
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"Uh, we outlawed that cat-o'-nine-tails"
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"many years ago."
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"Now we just make stowaways walk the plank."
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"Just as I thought."
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"Thank you, captain."
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"What did you have to go and mention stowaways for?"
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"Now I'm sure he'll be looking for me."
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"No he won't. How do you know?"
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"Because in a moment of madness I uncorked my checkbook"
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"and paid for your passage."
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"You what?"
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"I told them that you were my granddaughter."
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"You did that for me? Mm-hm."
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"Oh, that's terrific!"
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"I love it. Oh! Hey, no, no. Don't hug me."
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"Don't hug me here in public."
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"Uh, feed me."
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"Okay, but you're gonna have to eat my way."
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"Do I have to?"
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"Yes, you have to."
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"Hi. We'll have one burrito and some french fries,"
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"and just a couple of fried clams."
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"Start being healthy tomorrow."
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"Mm."
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"I know what's different."
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"What?"
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"You've got your braces off."
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"Yes. You can't call me Metal Mouth anymore. Heh."
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"Metal Mouth?"
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"You've grown into a beautiful woman."
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"I mean a really beautiful woman."
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"That's a pretty song."
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"Would you like to dance?"
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"Huh. I'm not much in the dance department."
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"Julie. Telephone."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"Excuse me. I'll be right back."
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"Don't go away. Oh! Not me."
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"Classy, huh? Ha."
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"Julie? Oh-ho."
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"None finer."
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"Thank you."
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"Let me tell you somethin', kid."
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"She digs you."
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"We've known each other since we were kids."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"But she's not a kid anymore."
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"No, she isn't."
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"I happen to know from past experience."
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"This time of night, the most romantic spot on the ship"
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"is the Riviera Deck, overlooking the fantail."
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"Sorry. Heh."
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"Hey, why don't we go to some nice quiet place and relax?"
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"I-I know just the place."
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"The card room."
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"We can play a game of bridge."
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"Bridge?"
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"Well, I'm really not very good."
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"Well, that's because you don't play enough."
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"Bridge."
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"Gee, that sounds like a lot of fun."
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"Come on."
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"You know, they had their nerve"
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"calling that thing we ate for dinner a burrito."
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"I thought it was great."
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"Just goes to show, you don't know anything about burritos."
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"And I suppose you do,"
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"coming from McKeesport, Pennsylvania,"
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"burrito capital of the world."
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"I just know what I like, and I know that thing had no body,"
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"and no flavor, and the sauce had no bite in it."
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"Is this what you're wearing to bed?"
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"I have to."
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"The one that says "Breakfast of Champions" is still drying."
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"My land, I'm sharing my room with a billboard."
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"What are you doing here? Heh."
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"The laundry? Nope."
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"No, I'm going to have a little privacy in here,"
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"I think."
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"Can you hand me that, uh, blanket there, the blue one?"
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"Okay."
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"Throw it over."
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"Thatta girl. Heh-heh."
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"Hey, where'd you ever come up with a gimmick like this?"
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"Well, didn't you ever see It Happened One Night?"
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"If it worked for Clark Gable, it can work for me."
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"Who's Clark Gable?"
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"You don't know who Clark Gable is?"
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"Uh-uh."
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"Well, let me put it this way:"
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"if Charlie Bronson were really tough, he'd be Clark Gable."
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"Evelyn, here."
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"Your wife, she's really pretty."
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"Yes. Yes she is."
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"You know, it's a funny thing."
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"I was always the one who was running to the doctor"
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"with heart pains and backaches,"
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"and in the long run, she went first."
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"It's not fair, is it?"
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"Who said life was fair?"
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