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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Lonely at the Top/Silent Night/Divorce Me, Please (S01E01)

"What's there, there, outside of humidity you can drink"
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"and tap water you can't?"
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"Oh, Randy."
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"I might have known."
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"We met at a concert."
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"It was great."
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"We spent two days together waiting in line to get in."
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"We built a very meaningful relationship."
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"Two days?"
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"You had a meaningful relationship?"
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"Ah, why not?"
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"With the generation that just wants instant orange juice"
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"and instant coffee."
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"Well, we did."
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"Young lady, I had a meaningful relationship too."
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"Only it took me 45 years to build it."
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"With my wife, Evelyn."
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"Oh."
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"Where is she?"
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"I lost her."
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"Six months ago."
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"I'm sorry."
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"So am I."
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"Every day."
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"All right, uh, Miss, uh, uh..."
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"Brown. Miss Brown."
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"I can see that you have problems..."
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"but I think it's time that you got off this ship."
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"No. Wait a minute."
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"Don't... Don't... Don't turn me in."
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"You are going to have to get off this ship."
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"Okay."
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"But you better find me a life jacket."
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"Why?"
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"We pulled out of San Pedro 5 minutes ago."
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"Then comes the social hour in the lounge."
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"That's when you scout the action."
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"'Course you got money in the bank with that"
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"cute little Julie up there."
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"She really gave you that moo-goo-gai-pan look."
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"Oh, don't be silly."
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"She's my best friend's kid sister."
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"You play your cards right,"
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"this could be a dynamite cruise for you."
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"Uh-oh, time for my pill."
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"Some doctor I got."
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"Diagnosing a heart condition"
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"in a man as young and vital as myself."
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"That doctor could see me with the ladies,"
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"he'd have a heart attack."
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"These things would choke Seattle Slew."
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"Hey, come on, let's get going."
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"Let's get out there and meet some dames."
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"Straighten up there, babe. Hm."
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"Oh, you're gonna kill 'em, sweetheart."
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"No, no, but suppose someone did sneak aboard"
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"as a stowaway."
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"What would the ship's policy be?"
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"Well, sir, they'd be placed ashore at the first port."
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"Unless of course, they're willing to pay their passage."
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"But why are we supposing?"
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"Sir, no one sneaks aboard this ship without my knowledge."
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"I have my eyes peeled at all times"
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"warily scanning the area for interlopers."
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"But somebody did sneak aboard and she's in my cabin right now."
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"'Course, I only have two eyes,"
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"and I can't be everywhere at once."
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"I'm surprised Julie didn't notice her."
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"Wh... But don't worry, sir,"
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"if she's on board I'll have her removed immediately."
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"Forcibly if necessary."
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"Just a minute, officer."
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"The truth is, she's my granddaughter."
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"Your granddaughter?"
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"Yes. She didn't notice the ship had left port."
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"I'll gladly pay for her passage."
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"Uh, how about a cabin?"
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"You see, we're all sold out."
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"There isn't another cabin on the entire ship."
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"They got a spare lifeboat? No."
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"You got room in the swimming pool?"
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"The shallow end?"
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"How about the deeper end? She's a good swimmer."
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"Sir, if she's your granddaughter,"
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"why doesn't she share your cabin?"
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"Well, why didn't I think of that before?"
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"Because the idea stinks."
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"It was your idea, Gopher."
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"What'd you drag me down here for, anyway?"
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"We could have eaten in the cabin."
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"I don't want to attract ants. Here."
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"Don't do me any favors."
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"Do me a favor, and try and act like a lady."
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"Let's see..."
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"I hope you're hungry. I'm starved."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Cool it. There goes the captain."
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"If he sees me, I've had it."
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""If." Heh."
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"I think, uh, I'll start with some deep-fried clams,"
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"a bowl of chowder."
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"But I'm torn between the lobster Newburg"
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"and seafood au gratin."
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"Mm. What time is the funeral?"
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"What do you mean by that?"
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"Those things will put you away."
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"Nonsense."
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"Seafood's good for you."
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"Did you ever see an unhealthy shark?"
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"Sharks do not eat sauces which plug up his arteries."
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"Ah, very well."
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"I'll try the Mexican menu."
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"Enchilada con mole,"
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"chileana re... Rellena... And a burrito."
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"There's enough spice in that stuff"
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"to give high blood pressure to a dump truck."
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"Well, what do you want me to eat?"
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"I'm not in the mood for a bowl of oatmeal."
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"Well, there are plenty of things here"
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"that make a positive, organic and nutritional statement."
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