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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Lonely at the Top/Silent Night/Divorce Me, Please (S01E01)

"Well, can I look at it? Ah."
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"Well, it's now 10:20."
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"Please. Just a peek."
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"Oh, well, if you put it that way, sir."
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"Of course."
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"The cart."
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"Isaac!"
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"I think I need two coats."
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"I think you'll like the way"
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"we painted your cabin, captain."
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"Ah, yes, and do be careful."
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"The trim is still moist."
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"That's why we put up the "moist paint" sign."
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"Where?"
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"Right here, Captain Dept."
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"That's "deputy captain.""
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"You've painted the wrong cabin."
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"Oh."
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"Deputy captain."
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"You painted the wrong room."
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"Cabin."
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"You two will stay on this ship until my cabin is painted,"
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"and painted to my satisfaction."
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"Ah, ah... Aye, aye, sir."
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"How many times have I told you to check something out"
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"so that we don't waste our energy?"
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"so we don't waste our energy."
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"Well, you obviously didn't do"
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"too good a job of it this time,"
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"because we wasted a..."
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"And here we are. Huh."
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"Put that there."
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"Now, this is your closet."
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"Yes. My closet."
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"And this is your light switch."
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"Yes. My light switch."
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"And this is my ceiling, and this is my floor."
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"Well, actually, sir, you know,"
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"this isn't my normal job."
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"I'm really an officer on this ship."
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"How wonderful for you, officer."
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"And this is your bathroom here."
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"Young man, I've lived on this planet some 75 years,"
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"and, uh, by this time"
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"I think I know how a bathroom works."
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"Of course. Here. Take this."
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"Go buy yourself a good cigar or a cheap cup of coffee."
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"Oh. Well, sir, you know,"
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"if there's anything you need. Anything I..."
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"That's all you're going to get."
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"And close the door after you."
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"Pay all this money for a stateroom,"
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"you can't even get in the bathroom."
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"What's happening?"
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"What...? What's happening?"
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"I'm trying to get into my john."
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"Who are you and why are you hiding in there?"
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"I'm not hiding in there."
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"I work here."
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"I'm your chambermaid."
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"Nonsense."
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"You don't look old enough"
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"to be a chambermaid."
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"Almost 26."
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"Hm. Hm, hm. Where?"
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"But I look much younger, because I eat right."
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"Get plenty of rest, exercise."
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"And I'm at peace with the cosmos."
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"Well..."
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"before they make you a saint, tell me who you are now."
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"I told you, I'm your chambermaid."
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"Nonsense."
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"Chambermaids wear uniforms."
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"They don't go around dressed like the groupies"
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"from the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band."
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"Pretty smart for a senior citizen."
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"Don't you patronize me. I want the truth."
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"All right."
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"Did you ever hear of the Junior CIA?"
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"Oh, no, no. Good heavens."
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"I'm a beautiful heiress being chased by kidnappers."
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"I'm going to have you hauled in for trespassing."
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"No, please!"
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"Don't. Ooh."
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"Leave those alone."
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"My name is Nancy Brown."
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"Ah-ha-ha-ha. And I am John Doe."
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"Well, it is... my real name."
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"Honest."
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"How come you're alone?"
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"I mean, a nice, distinguished- looking man like you."
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"Don't you try to flatter me, you twerp."
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"I'm the one that's asking the questions."
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"What are you doing on this ship?"
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"Traveling."
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"Why, you gonna make something out of it?"
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"You are a runaway, aren't you?"
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"Aren't you?!"
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"Things were getting heavy at home."
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"Hm."
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"And you just couldn't get along"
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"with your parents, huh?"
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"My parents died in an accident a long time ago."
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"Mm-hm."
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"I'm sorry."
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"So am I."
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"Every day."
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"Who are you living with now?"
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"Foster parents."
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"My fifth set. They're the pits."
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"Pits?"
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"Pits."
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"I mean, they won't let me grow up."
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"They tell me what to wear."
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"What to think."
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"Who to go out with."
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"So you packed your bubble gum and hit the road."
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"I have to make it to Acapulco."
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"Acapulco?"
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"Mm."
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