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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Me? Jealous? (S03E03)

"and was actually herself quite the racist."
Modern Family (2009)
"Eat up."
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"Good morning!"
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"Hi, Mom. Hi, sweetheart."
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"Ah. Where did those come from?"
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"- Yeah, I thought amaryllis were out of season. - Oh, I got a guy."
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"You know, I just thought they'd brighten up the house a little bit."
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"Oh, that was so thoughtful of you."
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"I didn't realize that my house needed brightening up."
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"There she is!"
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"Let me fix your hair."
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"Oh, well, isn't that sweet."
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"I didn't realize her hair was broken."
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"Oh, that smells delicious, but nothing for me."
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"I've got an early work lunch."
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"Really? I didn't hear an ambulance."
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"Yeah, it's funny because it's what I've dedicated my life to."
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"Oh, is this that meeting with the deejay with the funny name?"
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"- Booker Bell. - Booker Bell."
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"- Booker Bell? - Everybody now!"
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"Booker Bell was only the greatest deejay ..."
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"in the history of drive time radio."
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"Yeah, well, now he has some wetlands that developers want,"
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"When I was on the road selling, I used to listen to Booker all the time."
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"He practically invented the prank phone call."
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"Okay. Wish me luck. Good luck, sweetie."
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"Booker would play a prank, the sucker would be twisting in the wind,"
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"and just when you couldn't stand it anymore,"
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"he'd say, "Guess who just got their Bell rung?""
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"God, I'd love to meet him."
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"Oh, they're just goin' down to Ray's. You should pop down."
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"I'm sure he'd love to meet a fan. I don't know."
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"I met Boz Scaggs once. Got all tongue-tied. Oh, you'll be fine."
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"Oh- Oh, Lily, it's time for school, sweetie."
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"Oh, I can take her. Yay! Yay!"
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"Oh. That'd be great."
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"Yeah, that'd give me some more time to clean the kitchen."
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"Maybe do a little dusting."
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"Annie was amazing."
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"So funny and cute and sweet."
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"- Yeah, you've said. - She made this for me last night."
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"Look how she signs her name ..."
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"with that big loopy"
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"I made this for Haley four years ago."
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"You think this got framed?"
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"She tossed it in the garbage-"
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"right after she wrote "Mrs. Haley Jonas Brothers" on it, like, 30 times."
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"The tax write-off alone makes financial sense,"
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"you know, even if you take the environment out of it."
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"Well, don't take the environment out of it."
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"Without the wetlands, there's no ducks."
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"Without the ducks, there's nothing for me to shoot at."
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"Okay, well, we're shootin' from two different angles,"
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"but, uh, hopefully we'll end up at the same place."
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"Mitch. Dad."
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"I just had to stop down and meet this guy."
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"Booker Bell, I'm Boz Scaggs-"
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"No, I mean- Jay Pritchett, damn it!"
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"- You are hands-down my favorite radio personality of all time. - That's kind of you to say."
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"Okay. Well, thanks for stopping by, Dad."
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"I gotta tell you one thing. I'll see you back at the house."
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"One time, when I was driving from Youngstown to Sugar Creek,"
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"you called this guy at a kitty litter company ..."
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"and you asked him to bring over 900 pounds of litter."
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"And in the background, you heard all these lions roarin' and-"
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"L- I laughed so hard, I almost had an accident."
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"The car or you?"
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"Funny as ever. Anyway-"
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"Grandma Groovy? Spaceman Clyde?"
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"- Are you kiddin'? I am the old gang. - No way."
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"I may be old, but I still know how to boogie."
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"My God, it's like she's here!"
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"How are you still not getting this?"
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"That's her. Excuse me for a second."
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"What are you doing? What? I'm a fan."
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"I came down to say hi. This is a business meeting."
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"Do you have any idea how inappropriate this is?"
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"No. No, of course you don't, because as far as you're concerned,"
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"all a lawyer does is walk into a bar with a rabbi and a polar bear."
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"You're embarrassing both of us. Please, you gotta go."
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"All right, I didn't realize that. Yeah. Yeah, you didn't."
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"I'm sorry. Go."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, where's my stalker? Oh, he's gone. Got rid of him."
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"Sorry that he attacked you like that."
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"Attacked? Nah. I don't mind a little smoke up my bloomers."
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"Well, I just thought since this was a business meeting-"
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"And you thought maybe having somebody make me feel good would wreck it?"
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"There's-There's been a lot of tension between me and my dad."
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"I'm actually staying at his house, and it's just-"
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"Oh, so you chased away a man who's opened his home to you."
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"I get the sense that I'm losing you."
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"Could I talk to Grandma Groovy?"
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"Honey, I'm home."
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"Well, I didn't expect you so early, dear."
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"Yeah, look who came by to fix the table."
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"so I thought I'd drop by with that tool your wife needed. Mmm."
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"- Wow. What a guy. - Mm-hmm. He also brought some wine."
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"Well, you said you liked it last night,"
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"so I had a couple extra bottles lyin' around-"
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"Boy, do you know the way to this gal's heart"
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"I didn't just come here to fix your table and get your wife drunk."
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"I actually decided to give you that listing on the Sycamore property."
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"- Really? That's great. - Yeah."
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"Why don't you come over for dinner tonight ..."
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"Okay. Claire, you should come too."
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"Oh, no, no. No, no. If it's business, I'm- I insist."
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"Shall we say, uh, 7:00?"
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"7:00 sounds great. Okay."
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"All right."
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"I'll let myself out. Okay."
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"Wow is right."
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"Mm-hmm. I just got Sycamore,"
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"How does that not bother you?"
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"Claire, it's an expression."
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"There's work. Inspections, appraisals-"
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"He brought me wine. He took his shirt off when you weren't here."
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"Um, he brought us wine, and it doesn't look super-vacuumed down there."
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"I'm surprised he kept his pants on."
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"Okay. Okay. I can see what's going on."
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